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Status Updates posted by SchnitzelTruck

  1. So every 4th game or so I play is entirely unplayable due to 30+ seconds where my entire game runs normally, everyone else in the match is capable of moving and shooting as normal (including shooting me) but my tank acts as if my client is disconnected. Ill by spinning in circles uncontrollably for 30+ seconds. Anyone know what the hell this problem is? I didn't even know this was possible. It seems like im receiving packets perfectly fine but cannot send out any info???

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    2. kolni


      turn it off and on again

    3. Deus__Ex__Machina


      why are you playing this game again

    4. SchnitzelTruck


      @Deus__Ex__Machina Because no other game touches me like WoT

  2. It's official, I've returned while I wait out the virus. As someone who hasn't played in 2 years, are double barrel heavies, brit lights and wheeliebois enjoyable? Doesn't look like anything else is new.

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    2. SchnitzelTruck


      Mahou players are still committed to being as edgy/cringy as possible. I guess not all things change.

      The double barrel heavies are fun tho. The amount of times I've baited a one shottable enemy out of cover by using 1 of my 2 shots is hilarious.

    3. lavawing


      PTA mobility got nerfed with the gun buffs


    4. SchnitzelTruck


      Wheelies are at least 2x more annoying than arty. Everything has higher alpha now. Everything can hulldown with impunity because universal armor buffs. Soooo... can I have the WoT from 5 years ago back? Only good thing I've noticed so far is that type5s no longer derp.

  3. 2 years without WoT and now im contemplating returning due to the shutdown and my horrendous boredom

    1. echo9835


      WoT will kill you quicker than Coronavirus. 

    2. kolni


      no fun because theres no all chat to collect tears anymore

  4. Every time I feel like wot could be fun I take a look at this forum and my urge dies. Wotlabs, the nicotine patch of tanks

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    2. wes


      I still watch streaming but everytime I saw the streamer cursed about troll bounce and miss I was so glad I were not playing anymore.

    3. Oicraftian


      Not if you're bad. That's irredeemable.

    4. Matross


      Welcome back~

  5. well, is7 is still total paper garbage with a shit gun and trashy mobility.

    Just managed to bounce on a 50b turret 3x.

  6. 75% crew M48, first battle, just under 10k combined. Well alrighty then

    1. MacusFlash


      Meanwhile my M48 has 25/15/5 - shots/hits/pens. I don't get it. On both common test and sandbox M48 is great but when I play it on regular server I get shit RNG.

    2. SchnitzelTruck


      I missed half my shots also, however I simply shot a lot :D 

    3. kolni


      my first game postbuff was 8,7k damage, shit's amazing yo

  7. I'm enjoying this server merge. No longer run into the same 100 people for 2 hours straight. I can now see an even broader spectrum of stupidity.

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    2. Errants


      Stupid people are everywhere.  They're inescapable.

    3. nabucodonsor


      In Italy we say "mother of cretins are always pregnant" 

    4. OperatorError



      In Italy we say "mother of cretins are always pregnant" 

      In America we say "That's racist".




  8. when your LT blocks more than all your team's heavies.


  9. Cant wait for the flavor of the month padders to get bored of the maus

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    2. Fulcrous


      idk how people can spam maus. it gets boring when everyone runs away from you because xvm

    3. Hellsfog


      boring and you get a map where you are nothing but an ice cream cone for arty. 

    4. hazzgar


      People still play it? I see less and less of them and I have that shit mission to do dmg to heavies in a med.

  10. LT's are overpowered


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    2. Assassin7


      the actual fuck? for what alpha?

    3. SchnitzelTruck


      390 alpha for over 9 secs.

    4. MAJEST1C


      Turret rotation is slow too

  11. Got TK'd by some random e100 shooting my LT in the ass with HE for all my HP in the first 30 secs of the game. Then he and his platoon mates proceed to afk.

    If you oppose team damage removal you are mentally challenged


    1. Fulcrous


      Yeah... unfortunately WG believes that an automated system is effective when so many people get away scot-free by abusing the system.

      Last guy who tk'd me ended up getting a 7 day ban because I sent a ticket explaining how people abuse the automated team damage system and how discretion is necessary to prevent future griefing. I basically told them that by not taking action/discretion to punish, WG is approving of tking on a daily basis. Took like 5 minutes but it was worth it xd. Maybe I just got lucky that it wasn't a mod who didn't give 2 shits.

      It's a shame that this game is literally more toxic than LoL and CSGO combined.

  12. http://imgur.com/aWwxXiI

    I don't want to be a masochist anymore, It's painful :(

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    2. BlackAdder


      So endless APCR spam once i grind 4 skill crew. :doge:

      this tank was good first dew battles but then people started to shooting weak spots. :notlikethis:

    3. Fabunil


      Now go and 3 mark the KV-4 Kreslshit :minidoge:

    4. SchnitzelTruck
  13. http://imgur.com/2PSSuXx


    http://imgur.com/9HVCAeK yay 3 marked

    I'm rich bitch. Too bad I lost that 2nd one because .25 acc misses a VK100's hatch from near point blank

    1. CarbonWard


      S1 is 0.3 acc in siege :trump:

    2. SchnitzelTruck


      motherfucker :cri:

    3. snowdude21325


      Man, I really want that tank

  14. Running into JT88 platoon in strv S1

    ricochet, ricochet, ricochet, ricochet *switch to gold* ricochet, ricochet

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    2. SchnitzelTruck


      Side armor is also 30mm I believe. Jt88 won't overmatch it

    3. TheMarine0341


      You'll also be pointed directly at the JT, so little chance of a round even finding its side

    4. SchnitzelTruck


      Hooray for wedge of death!

  15. mfw a top tier t28 proto complains about the team and says he carried. "I did 1.6k damage and blocked 480"

    I wish I was content with such results

  16. It's weird seeing 22k people on one NA server. It's almost like it's alive

    1. Fulcrous


      Then you look at EU at the dead of night and it still has more people xd

    2. HowitzerBlitzer


      27K players = server overloaded on NA.


      Happened yesterday.

    3. Enroh


      ofc the server pop will bottom out when WG allows NA players to transfer to EU :doge:

  17. Mfw playing strv S1 and firing invisible in a bush at a JT 100m infront of me

    1. sohojacques


      It'd make an E25 blush. 


    2. ZXrage


      ultimate bushwanking tank

      being the biggest pain in the ass to heavies since the E-25 and 103b

  18. ijaAUZ4.jpg

    1. secret65123


      Now, if only the Americans would join in the fun...

  19. WG must be having some event in ohio. Keep seeing "Ohio_(number)" with locked account details doing 0 dmg in tier10

    Just Had a full platoon of them on my team in tier10 heavies. I gotta give one credit tho, he did manage to pen once.

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    2. hazzgar


      I agree with @Fulcrous it's shit advertizing to get completely annihilated by players who had time to learn the game.

    3. DirtyACE7


      And it's also intentional throwing of games being enabled by WG. Letting players who have never touched the game straight into tier 10. Whoever said yes to that should be publicly flogged.

    4. SchnitzelTruck


      I love a good flogging

  20. boosting is an exploit and if you do it you deserve to be banned.

    1. breeeze


      Since WG has been literally advertising them in ESL and didn't fix anything in years, it can't really be considered an exploit anymore.

    2. MagicalFlyingFox


      Hey, playing around with boosts in training rooms with friends is 1000x more fun than actually playing the game. 

    3. cavman276


      I don't know if I could call it an exploit, just douchey

  21. I decided to be a dipshit and go city on Ensk with STRV S1. Came out with 5.3k damage.... Okidoki then.

    1. SchnitzelTruck


      6k dmg defeat because this thing is such a fucking slug

  22. SchnitzelTruck (1:28:36 PM) "too many shitters"
    SchnitzelTruck (1:28:49 PM) -does sub 600 damage in a 252 and lives to the end
    SchnitzelTruck (1:29:15 PM) 1.7k games in the 252 and you cant even break 50%, id just give up if I were you
    SchnitzelTruck (1:29:39 PM) youre so god awful at it you cant even pull a positive armor use ratio
    Phonyowl2 (1:44:53 PM) its mm driven shitter I bant help I get stuck with shit team
    Phonyowl2 (1:45:42 PM) my 252 has goov numbers even thogh i get dragged down by tier ten shit teams
    Phonyowl2 (1:46:31 PM) dont twell me your not hacking clan platooning ive been around to long
    Phonyowl2 (1:46:45 PM) my numbers are real yours are not

    Phonyowl2 (2:03:19 PM) I gave other accouint to my don phuny owl so stfu noew w ill ypu? I hav enough of your bullshit you not gonna tell me you better cause i dont cheat so enough already asshole you dont and never will impress me with your fake stats
    Phonyowl2 (2:05:23 PM) fucking clow i could reroll and use all your haks the one how good I am but I know its fake like you

    Backstory. As soon as the game starts this guy moans about how we're gonna lose because there's so many shitters. I say "you included yourself, right?". He didn't like that, hid in the back all game, and called me out for hacking.

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    2. saru_richard


      @SchnitzelTruck i bet she was homeschooled 

    3. Medjed


      wtf is a funny owl?

    4. SchnitzelTruck


      I'd ask him but he put me on black list after 40 minutes of chatting to me while I was busy actually playing the game.

  23. Well... Time to sell it. The perfection.


    1. Fulcrous


      Even got the 666 wr down :happyfish:

  24. Grumpy1976 (7:50:28 PM) when I get you on my team I will make sure we lose
    SchnitzelTruck (7:50:35 PM) you already do
    SchnitzelTruck (7:50:38 PM) 43%er
    Grumpy1976 (7:56:12 PM) I reported you for harrassment

    1. saru_richard


      thats.... quite a broad definition of harassment don't you think?

    2. Fulcrous


      > harasses you
      > reports you for harassing xd

    3. DirtyACE7


      He harassed you first so he gets to report you.

  25. After almost a year of unemployment and traveling I'm back on the job hunt. Oh boy oh boy. Rip free time.

    1. saru_richard


      better review your resume because if its shit your not getting a job 

    2. waga100


      before you know it 3 months have gone by

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