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SchnitzelTruck

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  1. >Get lakeville with T57

    >yolo valley alone

    >kill 3 tier8s and one tier9 solo

    >Be first to die and get high caliber anyway :minglee:

  2. Looks like NA is getting the Rheinmetall Skorpion the next two weeks via missions. I'd assume it can be bought in the store afterwards. 

  3. I must truly be mentally ill as I like M103 more than Conq and T57 more than 50B :dealdog:

    1. saru_richard

      saru_richard

      welcome to the M103 fan club Schintz, heres your free cookie

    2. kolni

      kolni

      M103 still gets shrekt through the turret with gold spam

      T57 armour looks decent enough and something I'm looking forward to trying right now. 50B APCR is still a better tank no matter how you put it due to mobility and the fact that armour in an autoloader isn't actually necessary when you have a turret. 

    3. kreigermann

      kreigermann

      I really liked the 103 pre HD, ragesold it after HD, bought it back for the on-track and loved it since(mainly because it was so underplayed that everyone underestimates it).. now it is even more fun to play, even for a middling player like me. Good poke and shoot potential.

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    1. Daezara

      Daezara

      That's fucking impressive dude!

      Played the M103 before the buff and hated it... think i have 2,1k dpg in it or something :feelsbad:

  4. I actually really like the M103. Something must be wrong with me >.>

    1. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      Looking at the stats of players that have played the m103 pre-buff I average 200-400 more average damage blocked. So I guess the armor buff helped a little.

    2. no_name_cro

      no_name_cro

      Not being prone to autoaim of big guns while creeping at 35km/h helps.

    3. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      Was facing off vs a T30 and he bounced 2x on my upper plate as I angled around the corner. Then he started bitching about rigged RNG. GG boiiis. Facing pref 8 platoons is hilarious, especially is6s and KV5's. My 190mm lower plate says hi to your 175 pen.

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  5. lol @ being on 200HP in m103 and proceeding to have an obj704 bounce 3 times on me... Thanks turret cheek buff!.

    1. Captain_Rex33

      Captain_Rex33

      most of the reason I'm thinking of buying it again is so that I can still never play it but then feel less ashamed of having sold 10s.

    2. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      T57 armor seems to work a bit better now. Just kinda ran infront of guns and blocked 3.8k http://wotreplays.com/site/2839911#stalingrad-schnitzeitruck-t57_heavy_tank

    3. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      Only if people don't aim - which happens more often than not. ;D

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  6. Team? Hello? 

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    1. zapyoug

      zapyoug

      Teams arent real

      what are you talking about you crazy person?

  7. Mfw a batchat from CLAWS suicide yolos my 800HP obj430, I do 1500 damage to him and he gets a 400HP killshot, and then brags about killing a unicum and goes on about how the 430 is the most OP tank in the game.

     

    1. saru_richard

      saru_richard

      you really should write a book about your WoT experience 

    2. Finalmint

      Finalmint

      This guy.. He was on my blacklist for some reason, I think I remembered :doge: 

    3. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      Everyone burn their gold pots :tanfiesta:

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  8. To be fair I would have been even more pissed, but still it was funny.

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    1. KruggWulf

      KruggWulf

      Should've said "JOOOOOHN CEEEENNAAA" when you did the blind shot kill :doge: 

    2. Greatspank

      Greatspank

      >mfw the shit barn delivers :minglee:

    3. BlackAdder

      BlackAdder

      HE is right, why you rerolled 3 years ago? Bitch DyMHxFK.pngDyMHxFK.pngDyMHxFK.png

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  9. @zapyoug @Gandaran @other masochists

    GG WAS CLOSE. You guys can stop trying now.

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    1. Assassin7
    2. zapyoug

      zapyoug

      Im doing the T28 right now

      something like 2800dpg and a 40% win rate so far

      :rabble:

      I WILL BE THE T95 KING

    3. zapyoug

      zapyoug

      Also, you should come post a picture of perty 3 murked tenk in my furious shitpost 

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  10. Highlight of today. 183's are balanced.

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    1. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      It's so wonderfully shit :D 

      FV4005 btw, not the FV183

    2. BlackAdder

      BlackAdder

      Even worse, tanks is dog shit :D 

    3. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      Just got a bombardier with it, lmao 

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  11. Was having a kickass game in the FV4005. had 5 shots and 5 high damage roll pens, a bunch more paper enemies to shoot at. Doorbell rings, Its the fucking Jahovah's witness people.... Say "sorry im really busy" Close the door, come back to dead tank :( 

    Would have easily been a 10k damage game :cri:

    1. BlackAdder

      BlackAdder

      No "Fuck off retards"??? :cri:

    2. Trumpetah

      Trumpetah

      "I would like to talk to you about RNGesus."

    3. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      "do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior M60 Jesus?"

  12. FV4005 armor OP

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    1. BlackAdder

      BlackAdder

      And people praise 263 like its hybrid of E3, BC25t and JPE100. Mediocre tank at its best 

    2. leggasiini

      leggasiini

      In paper its actually like that - but it gets shat on arty harder than almost everything else and rear gun + depression + arc. I still think its better than most other casemates, probably best actually but it still has so many flaws and is not god tier lol

    3. saru_richard

      saru_richard

      how the fuck..... just how? whoever shot you should hang there heads in shame

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  13. Guys... stop hacking.

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    1. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      oh that guy, hes such a retard

    2. Tarski

      Tarski

      2400 is what, 900ish dpg in the T37? 

      I love the idea that exceeding that is beyond the reach of human skill unaided. 

    3. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      2500DPG in a T-54 is like 2800 WN8, so yeah. 

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  14. 430 best sidescraper. So fun blocking 4k in this thing when the T62 and 140 would die.

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    1. Jug0sLovEn

      Jug0sLovEn

      Just tried it out, gun handling is cancer, fuck that shit.

    2. Fabunil

      Fabunil

      The 140 has pretty much the same sidearmorprofile as the 430, and at that angle even the Leotard would riccochet shots if it doesn´t triple overmatch...

    3. Android25
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  15. That moment when im on 7k damage and find a full HP maus base camping, side hug him and get TK'd by a friendly t49 before I can even fire twice.... Thanks m8

    1. leggasiini

      leggasiini

      i always have been wondering that what if you were only one remaining on your team, and enemy team has 3x full HP maus platoon that is AFKing :disco:

    2. kreigermann

      kreigermann

      ... at least it wasn't arty trying to "help" because.. reasons.

  16. If you're gonna die, die with a pile of bodies around you

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    3. Captain_Rex33

      Captain_Rex33

      since you obviously just asked how the thread worked allow me to answer...

    4. kreigermann

      kreigermann

      Wow... He sort of reminds me of someone trying to overcome a language barrier that then also confuses the language barrier with the person they are talking to also being stupid, so they keep repeating themselves louder and slower each time they repeat it despite being told "that's not what I'm asking, why do you keep repeating yourself?"

      'Murkan English is different from your English, clearly. I SAID, 'MURKAN ENGL....

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  18. Just 3 marked the T57 on test server.

    Feels a bit better now that shit actually bounces on it. Had a couple 4k damage blocked games where I wasnt even trying to sidescrape or anything. Super unreliable armor tho. One game you block 4k and everyone's heat shells bounce, next match scouts pen you.

    1. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      Well I averaged just around 5.2k over 20 games soooo.....small sample. Being able to live to get an extra clip out really helps.

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      PewPew. Obj263 bounced on my beak when i was one shottable, which let me get in another 3k. Would have died without the armor buff.

    2. Gandaran

      Gandaran

      so basically current E5 armor on a t57

    3. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      Nope, worse than e5's armor. Upper plate is 250-280 effective, beak is mostly 300-350, lower plate is ~180.

      But much better than the autopen butter it currently is.

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  19. I put up 38 Obj430 ace replays from this patch if anyone is interested in the tank. Only did it because its pretty rare to see one in pubs and is often avoided in favor of the T62 and Obj140

    http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/505357-schnitzels-obj430-replay-emporium/page__pid__10257364#entry10257364

    1. Monkey

      Monkey

      You are my #1 Obj430 hero. Im still grinding towards mine, despite all the recommendations to go for the 140 or T62 =)

  20. @Finalmint See you got the 430 now

    http://wotreplays.com/site/2800405#teams

    MAGIC ARMOR! I have much better examples from today where I blocked 4k damage multiple times but I thought this showcased the ricochet cheeks fairly decently.

    And this is why IMO 430 is the most fun RU med, its not useless when it isnt hulldown.

  21. Hello everyone. Not gonna lie, reading the ban thread made me cry and I still haven't completely read through it. There are many reasons why I love wotlabs and the main reason why is the community. It's not just about the game here, its so much more than that. 

    Thank you all for the well wishes. I think my ban ended last Tuesday, however after that was unfortunately the lowest point in my life and I have been in psychiatric care for the past 9 days without technology.

    I just want to say I absolutely love this forum and thanks to @Solono for understanding and giving me a second (3rd?) chance.

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    2. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      Gotta be careful with that shit @BlackAdder

      i have no hard feelings about being kicked from Bulba, everyone there was always friendly towards me. I agree with their decision even though it does pain me a little. There is in fact a line that should not be crossed.

    3. Monkey

      Monkey

      So glad your back!

    4. your_Master

      your_Master

      It's good to have you back friend

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  22. This is starting to get sad, he wont stop messaging me.

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    1. Zinn

      Zinn

      Because accusing someone of being a filthy cheater doesn't mean you have to be impolite :doge::serb:

    2. saru_richard

      saru_richard

      so... did BULBA lose a couple members to ban? or is that BS

    3. SchnitzelTruck
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  23. Why is the IS-5 so much easier to 3mark than the chief/95 D:

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    1. CarbonWard

      CarbonWard

      clearly chief superior tank.

    2. Fabunil

      Fabunil

      Too many IS-5 drivers haven´t mastered the art of driving foward/shoot people in face yet.

    3. Zepherex
  24. I miss my sheriff account already :( Was so fun

    My copy paste was beautiful "Kill me to earn gold worth more than your student debt"

    SO... MANY... YOLOS and disgruntled college students. In multiple of my matches I sparked a bernie sanders debate about college costs, lol.

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