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  1. What legend of an admin did this to adstownstike?



    1. FullGore
    2. Wanderjar


      its been ;like that since like page 20ish i think? id have to go back and look at it

    3. It's_Matra


      It would have been done at some point in time (would be copied across all of his posts now), only noticed in the latest responses where the E50 and Patton returned to normal

  2. I wonder if Wargaming plan to introduce this Tier X Swedish SPG... 14 rounds in 48 seconds!!


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    2. It's_Matra


      I think the best fix for arty is to increase the visibility of the arty tracer and introduce a 'redball' type mod if arty fires twice/three times from the same spot. That way arty will be paying more attention to counter battery, allowing the game to develop more before people get shot to shit by arty

    3. TAdoo87


      That, and maybe the introduction of special medals for countering. I would even reward it with a lot of extra xp and credit. Its not a solution, but at least a small improvement, and it would definitely decrease the number of the arty players.

    4. It's_Matra


      oooo I like the idea of extra XP for killing unspotted enemies/counter arty

  3. So the Patriot got a completely unjustified buff again via micropatch a day or two ago? - T32 is even more redundant now

  4. Arguably the best RNG to date. 


    Though arguably some of it is just pure 'luck' and right place-right time.

  5. So the Chinese get/had a cool looking gold Type 59... now they get this too... FVcfX7PeXR8.jpg

    We just get tanks coloured in black...

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    2. kolni


      PM milky and he can probably make this a skin for the normal 111

    3. It's_Matra


      I don't want a skin though... I want the real thing like that to start with :P


    4. kolni


      Still, looks much much nicer than the normal one

  6. Remember when the advent calendar was full of offers on rare tanks without shitty bundles (excluding the PzIIJ and BT-SV) - Pepperidge Farm remembers

  7. On Console you can train both Chinese and American crews in the Christmas 59-Patton... why can't they implement that now on the PC version!?

  8. So Pepe the Frog is now a hate symbol :feelsbad: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37493165

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    2. RC_Tank


      what a time to be alive, a green cartoon frog has become a hate symbol

    3. orzel286
    4. Medjed


      I'm just happy it's a frog and not a bear

  9. 8 games today and at least one tank afk (on my team) in ever single one of them!!

  10. The best Ranzar to date 


    Arguably the best WoT related video ever made too. 

    1. Serene_Potato


      the gloves are for the fisting that's about to happen

  11. Bosnian Pokemon Go players are being warned not to play in minefields... I'm sorry but if you need to heed that warning then natural selection should be allowed to take its course!

    1. Tuco22


      Weak shit, true hardcore modes in downtown Aleppo. 

      Gotta catch em all.

  12. Ohmehgerd!! Nerd Porn!! NASA have released posters from their faux Space Travel Agency for free download!! http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/visions-of-the-future/

    1. My_Little_Pwny


      Thank you, they are marvellous! I'm will print one or two out and pin them up in my room.

  13. Last big modpack changes should be end of this week (all going well) - then that will be it until they actually put the last good stuff into the client 

  14. What was the issue with XVM? Mine worked perfectly fine :P 

  15. Had my left side all cut off... I'm all right now though


  16. A test-tube baby has a womb with a view

  17. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

    1. Shifty_101st
    2. Spartan96
    3. Deus__Ex__Machina


      We had a thief get stuck in a chimney and die while trying to break in some ones home in NY.

      apparently he got stuck and passed out, and when the owner got home they unknowingly lit the fireplace burning him alive.

  18. Been a bit busy lately so the jokes haven't been flowing... here is today's:

    I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me, which hit me on the back of the head... I turned round and shouted, "That's not very mature!"

    1. deathmachine16


      How much did they laugh at you after you said that?

    2. It's_Matra


      What's worse is I saw them this morning, and they threw some milk at me! I thought... Dairy Me

  19. Those damned helicopter rescue pilots... they always have the most successful pick-up lines

  20. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy

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    2. Visn0r


      @Pale_Horse it was for @Britzz  I am sure his Czech will be highly entertaining...

    3. Britzz


      Tomorrow evening I'll be on TS, I'm blocked in the uni untill tomorrow (don't ask). I'll entertain u tomorrow :P to be fair I shouldn't even be fooling around on wotlabs now :P 


    4. Sergeant_Fgt


      Copyright stuff is a bitch so the closest I could get is this here in the same order I used above, excluding English.




  21. If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.

  22. The first drinking establishment in Alaska was a polar bar

  23. Surely being a vegetarian is just a missed-steak?

    1. PrivateBert


      Vegetarian in an Indian word for "bad hunter".

    2. Sergeant_Fgt


      I've been a bad hunter for 7yrs, then 1 yr of a very bad hunter.. then I went to asia and ate stuff I couldn't even tell what it is :doge: 

    3. Britzz


      I'm a second hand vegetarian: cow eats grass, I eat cow.

  24. What do you call a cow with no legs? - Ground beef :surprisefish:

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