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    It's_Matra reacted to MissNurki for a status update, Played another acc yesterday, and randomly started platooning with someone from my ol   
    Played another acc yesterday, and randomly started platooning with someone from my old clan that jumped into my channel on their ts. We've been playing for a while and suddenly he's like "do you think it's possible to really be unicum without cheating, pure padding or rerolling?". He was talking about someone on the enemy team with a lot worse stats than the ones I have on my acc. I said I wasn't completely sure.  Removing the FAME-tag on that TS has been the best decision EVER. Gonna see how many super unicum sessions in a platoon it takes him to realise that I am sockpuppeting. 0/1 so far. He gave me advice about equipment, food and crew skills - some of them were even right
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    It's_Matra reacted to MissNurki for a status update, An old sewing machine with cast iron table became my new console table for my TV. Rem   
    An old sewing machine with cast iron table became my new console table for my TV. Removed sewing machine and added a new top, treated it with stain x2, lacquer and black decor wax. Fits right in with the other funiture I've made.

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    It's_Matra reacted to KingYoshiLuca for a status update,   
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    It's_Matra reacted to MissNurki for a status update, They offered me 20% dicount on an expensive adapter to make my brand new headset work   
    They offered me 20% dicount on an expensive adapter to make my brand new headset work as they had specified on their website that it would 'out of the box'. I offered them my humble opinion. Headset was like 60 euros, adapter is 30 euros AFTER that amazing 20% discount. Bitches better have my money, shit is going back to Denmark!
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    It's_Matra reacted to Monkey for a status update,   
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from prolix for a status update, Had my left side all cut off... I'm all right now though #badpun   
    Had my left side all cut off... I'm all right now though
    #badpun
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from Enroh for a status update, Had my left side all cut off... I'm all right now though #badpun   
    Had my left side all cut off... I'm all right now though
    #badpun
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from deathmachine16 for a status update, Had my left side all cut off... I'm all right now though #badpun   
    Had my left side all cut off... I'm all right now though
    #badpun
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from ribena for a status update, Had my left side all cut off... I'm all right now though #badpun   
    Had my left side all cut off... I'm all right now though
    #badpun
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    It's_Matra reacted to MissNurki for a status update, No.   
    No.

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    It's_Matra reacted to koel76 for a status update, I love not being teal anymore, get to call out even worse shitters   
    I love not being teal anymore, get to call out even worse shitters
     
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from Zinn for a status update, Been a bit busy lately so the jokes haven't been flowing... here is today's: I walked   
    Been a bit busy lately so the jokes haven't been flowing... here is today's:
    I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me, which hit me on the back of the head... I turned round and shouted, "That's not very mature!"
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from TAdoo87 for a status update, Been a bit busy lately so the jokes haven't been flowing... here is today's: I walked   
    Been a bit busy lately so the jokes haven't been flowing... here is today's:
    I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me, which hit me on the back of the head... I turned round and shouted, "That's not very mature!"
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from Sergeant_Fgt for a status update, Been a bit busy lately so the jokes haven't been flowing... here is today's: I walked   
    Been a bit busy lately so the jokes haven't been flowing... here is today's:
    I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me, which hit me on the back of the head... I turned round and shouted, "That's not very mature!"
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from CarryMode for a status update, Those damned helicopter rescue pilots... they always have the most successful pick-up   
    Those damned helicopter rescue pilots... they always have the most successful pick-up lines
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from Zinn for a status update, Those damned helicopter rescue pilots... they always have the most successful pick-up   
    Those damned helicopter rescue pilots... they always have the most successful pick-up lines
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from koel76 for a status update, Those damned helicopter rescue pilots... they always have the most successful pick-up   
    Those damned helicopter rescue pilots... they always have the most successful pick-up lines
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from ninz for a status update, Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy   
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from SchnitzelTruck for a status update, If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.   
    If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from Medjed for a status update, If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.   
    If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from Kilpanic for a status update, If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.   
    If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from VikkoTheTusken for a status update, If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.   
    If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from M4A3E8sherman for a status update, If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.   
    If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck... don't Crimea river.
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    It's_Matra reacted to Xen for a status update, That's the thanks I get for playing World of Cancer to defend my clan's stronghold af   
    That's the thanks I get for playing World of Cancer to defend my clan's stronghold after a long break. I was carrying even  
    http://i.imgur.com/y2Yge9P.gifv
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    It's_Matra got a reaction from PrivateBert for a status update, Surely being a vegetarian is just a missed-steak?   
    Surely being a vegetarian is just a missed-steak?
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