Monkey

So I have a lamp on my desk that's probably from the 70's and eats lightbulbs at a rate of 1 per every couple weeks. I've never gotten rid of the lamp because I'm a cheapass, but by now I think ive spent more on lightbulbs than I would have on a new lamp.
I'm a smart man

I just noticed Top gear has a season 24 now. Without Chris Evans (thank christ)
it looks like it might be a lot better than season 23. and it looks more like they are doing their own thing than trying to do what the other three did (which would of never worked)
I might give it a watch

Give me upvotes to feed my soul since its 4am and I havnt had dinner and the house has no food

 

Even WGA-A members are asking god for help when they're on my teams...

my brother got a drumkit for his birthday today.
he put it in the garage. 
my room is next to my garage. 
fml

This very small inkling to return to WoT...

Purchased: 'Object 430' successfully purchased. Spent credits:  6.100.000.

When your psychiatrist and therapist both say you're too honest for your own good.
Guess there's worse problems to have
 

So, a lot of people here, that are at least in to cars, have probably seen cars where people have done that stupid over camber of their wheels by sticking them out at like 30 degrees or something stupid.
But you know what gets me even more than that? WHY DO THEY ALWAYS FUCKING DO THEM THE WRONG WAY AROUND??? THE FUCKING FRONTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MORE CAMBERED THAN THE REARS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND LIKE ALL YOU MASSIVE PILLOCKS DO IT! STOP RUINING PERFECTLY GOOD CARS WITH THIS RETARDATION FOR FUCK SAKES

Respect /pol/ for this internet autism masterpiece. 
 
 

GUESS WHOS JOINED THE 10K CLUB BOIS!

 

Heya Never, I vaguely recall https protocol being implemented on forum, is that going to be back? Right now everyone is using unsecured logins.

I just read "E-25 is bad" thread. I wish there were more bad tanks that I could solo 70% in with minimal effort!

Granted it's on the open but surprisingly how 8GB of ram, 1st gen i7 cpu and 3GB VRAM GPU can run BF1 at low settings  

Lowest so far was 45 in mid city while exploding shit usually stays at 60 in the city 4Head

So, my day today at work was Spent driving completely blind in torrential rain. My Windscreen wipers were unable to keep up with the rain and thus I couldn't see anything. at all. all day.
along with this, My demister was going full bore the entire afternoon, quite apart from the large amount of petrol this used, It also meant I spent the afternoon utterly boiling hot as anything apart from its highest setting was unable to keep the windscreen demisted enough to not add to the already non existent visibility. my rear window demister wasn't even able to completely demist that window. not helping was the really thick rain jacket I was wearing, which made it even hotter. not to mention the fact it was really uncomfortable to wear and really restricting in my movement. 
if that wasn't bad enough, the rain has caused MASSIVE puddles. like, huge. one such puddle, I drove down a road and it was on the side of the road, I just lightly touched it as I drove past. I went, did the delivery, and 15 minutes later came back down that road and the entire width of the road was flooded. completely.  But that wasn't even the worst one. that was a fairly shallow puddle. no, there was the mother of all puddles on the main road just before the intersection to another main road. and I mean the mother of all puddles. It was at least 50 meters long, and by the end of the night it was probably 50cm+ deep and covered ALL THREE LANES. there were quite a large number of cars at the end of the puddle, after having attempted to drive through it in the left lane, where it was deepest, with their hazard lights on and their bonnets up. I even watched one have to be towed out of the puddle. This wasn't a puddle. it was a god damn lake. 
and then there was the one just opposite where I work. which covered two lanes. and another one in the same sort of area on the other side of the road, covering one and a half lanes. And I had to drive through these puddles if I wanted to get to my deliveries. my car did not like it. its not a boat. thankfully, I seemed to have gotten off lightly since my car still works. there were broken down cars with bonnets up, hazard lights on, all over the place. not just at these massive puddles. 
Driving today was literally downright dangerous. I did not enjoy myself. I was going 40kph everywhere, including the 60kph roads because if I went any faster I legitimately would of been completely blind Im just glad it cleared up enough in time for me to drive home, doing 50kph down 100kph roads in the dark with no street lights while being completely blind was not my idea of a fun experience.

I never thought that I'll miss my cat so much.

So, when are you gonna gift me a defender

"Captain, we have broken the 5k barrier!"

 

ARMA 3 for $15
https://www.humblebundle.com/arma-bundle

Awesome that your back! Still grinding for my Obj430 but when I get it I will paint it in sausage colors and name it the S.Truck in your honor.

Type 4 Heavy is SO much worse than Type 5 Heavy...
- gun handling is totally potato, type 5 can snap, this cant
- armor works properly only against lower tiers and sometimes not even against those due to cheeks, meanwhile Type 5 can reliably bounce grille 15 (ap shells)
- the fact it has like 40% less HP REALLY hurts because tier 9 arty does more or less same amount of damage as tier 10 arty bar something like T92
- fuck cheeks, already forgot how awful they were 
- 6.5 depression on front is eww, in order to poke hills you are forced to go sideways. imo almost as bad as O-Ho because while o-ho has terrible -1 areas atleast it has SOME areas on front that it can have -10 depression, meanwhile type 4 has -6.5 pretty much wide ~120 degree area on front
- i get to tier 10 hella lot so like 4/5 of time im playing literally retarded, gimped type 5 heavy
All that for ability to bully tier 7 and tier 8 prefs. Not worth. Though at amazing matchup this thing is fucking OP as shit but so is type 5...

Played the Defender on the EU, no wonder pubbies say its OP OP OP
#NASuperiorServer 

The VKB is absolute trash now. Lower plate gets penetrated by anything. I even had an at7 put 3 shots through it while I was closing distance.
At least they buffed the turret armor by 13mm!!
I dont see a reason to play it over the E75. E75 has a shittier lower plate in exchange for better mobility/gun. but who cares about the shittier lower plate when both of them are paper to same tier tanks anyway.

My man is back, as I wrote several times in thread of you come to Croatia please ping me. Drinks are on me. Cheers.

Im so glad you are back m8 ;_;