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  1. Will grand battles count for DPG? I know they removed moes from it. 

    1. hall0
    2. TAdoo87


      @hall0 Circon made a video about it, and it seems to me they are listening. In the comment section you will see circon confirming, it will be changed:

      This also confirms the fact, that the devs are simply just out of touch/not playing the game at all. They can't predict a simple thing like that on their own.

  2. How do you play siegfried line north  spawn in a tier 10 med? Map is too hard

    1. Migizikody


      grab your dick and smack the enemy when they're not looking?

  3. The session of my life :feelsgoodman::PogChamp:

    Screenshot (382).png

    1. Fulcrous


      That win rate

    2. PrinzEugen478
    3. DirtyACE7


      WR 60%? WN8 4k?

      Get a life looser!

      I play 4fun.

  4. Food, gas, or fire ext for my third consumable slot on Skorpion G?

    1. TAdoo87


      I ran it with optics and food. 

  5. Is only being allowed to play wot on weekends keeping me from my esports dream?

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    2. XXCaptainUnicorn


      Me seducing girls and having friends 


    3. Whole_Nutmeg


      All it takes is confidence. How do you get social confidence? By being good at things and by being able to talk about common interests. If you tell yourself you can't make friends, guess what, eventually you'll start to believe it. Go google the "proximity principle" and read about it, it's a very simple psychological concept that is easy to apply to your life--the more time you spend around the same people, the more likely you can become friends with them. High school is perfect for this because it's basically forced socialization where you're stuck with the same people for long amounts of time. Same with joining a sport or a club---you'll be sharing time and experiences with a small group of people, which forms bonds. Just like padding stats or finding the perfect lewd image of your waifu, socializing is a skill that can be developed over time. The more you do it, the easier it gets.

    4. PrinzEugen478



      " You can't get wittier by calling people fucking garbage over ts. "

  6. lqr6toY.jpg

    Stickygreen0's bot being put to good work :^) 

    1. Assassin7


      He got reset a week ago, and when i saw him like 2 days ago he had 4K already

  7. I have been completely unable to win more than 50% of my games for the last two or so weeks. 3k+ dpg usually. I'm not doing anything differently. o_o

    game pls

    1. Politx_Killer


      Need moar Luck™ :look:

  8. When you do 3k dpg and can't win more than 40% of your games solo. Platooned you're 85%+

    Even @adztownstike can win more 


  9. Go me



    1. SkittlesOfSteeI


      congratz, that 3 moe is actually rather difficult

    2. PrinzEugen478
  10. twitch.tv/wotboys

    This guy is a meme

    He dances for every follow.

    Pretty good/10

    1. aaveq


      twitch.tv/blueman88 for memes :kappa:




    1. Draconis256


      I'd rather have Kanye as President.

    2. Assassin7


      Trump or Kanye west, hmmm..

      Im sorry, but Im gonna have to take Trump on that one. 

    3. PrinzEugen478


      Trash content/10 :doge: 

  12. Why is it that I can play at 3.6k on a friend's account spamming STB games but can't even break 2800 on mine ;_; 

    1. SkittlesOfSteeI


      Stress from performing well? You probably don't give a fuck when playing on your friends account and it's causing you to play more naturally.

    2. Hoolfool


      or maybe you're just bad :doge: 

      Probably stress though

  13. How much could I probably get for my account?

    62a, 140, e5(need credits for) 

    FCM, is6, e25, cdc(3 marked), Cromwell B

    3k recent(though it won't matter eventually)

    1800 overall

    1. SkittlesOfSteeI



      Trust me, I'm an expert

    2. Fulcrous
    3. XXCaptainUnicorn
  14. Live again ^_^ 




    Fail stream / 10 

  15. What kind of face is the __O_OII supposed to be? 

    i am an pleb

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    2. zapyoug


      I assume the 0_0 (I am using zeros because stupid wotlabs converts it to an emote) the face and the other symbols are supposed to be arms enacting some pose or another

    3. An_Arty_Player_Hits_You


      its what asassian said.. its a maymay of the dankests depths of mahou?

    4. nemlengyel


      O_OII? "Uh-oh, O-I".

  16. twitch.tv/xxcaptainunicorn

    Watch a barely purple(recent) fail at this game

  17. My trash stream is up


    watch me fail at this trash game


  18. Wow just noticed my forum tag...

    "Post Derp Rage Poster"

    Fits me quite well :^) 

  19. Purchased: 'T-62A' successfully purchased. Spent credits:  6,100,000



    1. Assassin7
    2. XXCaptainUnicorn


      : VictoryWestfield T-62A Experience received:5,769   (x3 for the first victory each day)  Credits earned 91,529   Battle achievements High Caliber, Master Gunner, Sharpshooter, Mastery Badge: "Ace Tanker"Repairs:-4 887  Ammunition:-13 200  Total:73 442  WN8: 7 370 (100)

      First game friends

  20. Stats inflation from mutz spam? I've jumped up from 2300 to almost 2600 recent, averaging close to 3k this week. How much of this is due to the mutz/kr spam? Should I expect my stats to be reduced significantly once the rental period is over?

    1. flare_phoenix


      Funny...I'm experiencing like the same thing. 

      Hope it never ends. 

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