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XXCaptainUnicorn

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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to SchnitzelTruck for a status update, Mfw plateaued G trash tries to talk shit to me about how I'm not in a "top" clan. Cla   
    Mfw plateaued G trash tries to talk shit to me about how I'm not in a "top" clan. Clans are, have been, and will be pointless.
    Shitters puffing up their chests over clans in this game tho. How insecure and unaccomplished do you need to be.
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to Veo for a status update, An inscription mod for loving carbonward, request by @Kolni lmao: A replaement of mam   
    An inscription mod for loving carbonward, request by @Kolni lmao:

    A replaement of mammut inscription for germans
    https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BwhX4RDMIoJzWmxFRXNDUnVaclk?usp=sharing
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to SmyleeRage for a status update, 4K Overall One of my last goals finished #FeelsGoodMan #byebyeWOT   
    4K Overall One of my last goals finished #FeelsGoodMan #byebyeWOT

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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to CheekiBreeki_ for a status update, FUCK RANKED   
    FUCK RANKED
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to RC_Tank for a status update, when you're anxious as fuck about making a call and then the feeling afterwards when   
    when you're anxious as fuck about making a call and then the feeling afterwards when the call goes really well and you feel like an idiot.
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to SkittlesOfSteeI for a status update,   
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to SchnitzelTruck for a status update, 84 games in 1390 49% wr 2.8k dpg K   
    84 games in 1390
    49% wr
    2.8k dpg
    K
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to SmyleeRage for a status update, 907 3 marks   
    907 3 marks

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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to SchnitzelTruck for a status update, I like how all these retards in t49's will literally die just to get a single pen on   
    I like how all these retards in t49's will literally die just to get a single pen on you. Oh look, pretty 1390, better run past 4 opponents, get one shot off, then die instantly.
    Its not even exclusive to complete trash players... its fucking blues doing it too.
    Fucking derp trash.
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to CarbonWard for a status update, Lorraine wn8 after v30   
    Lorraine wn8 after v30


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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to SchnitzelTruck for a status update, Y'all ready for another schnitzel story? Today I contacted a girl I used to know beca   
    Y'all ready for another schnitzel story?
    Today I contacted a girl I used to know because I randomly thought about a funny incident that happened between us and I got a good laugh out of it and wanted to catch up. Had a nice convo for a few hours. Turns out I contacted the wrong girl and she was just playing along.
    Im literally retarded
     
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to Va1heru for a status update, Tfw you play the best game of your life and win a 1v9 kolobanovs   
    Tfw you play the best game of your life and win a 1v9 kolobanovs 
     
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to SchnitzelTruck for a status update, Well I just had my sending off party and got a few celebratory ass slappings by some   
    Well I just had my sending off party and got a few celebratory ass slappings by some cute college girl.
    See you boys in a month when I get back!
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to TheMarine0341 for a status update, What a great start to mothers day... Please note, this is not for the faint of heart.   
    What a great start to mothers day...

    Please note, this is not for the faint of heart. 
    My 2 year old son left a toy, un-noticed by my wife and I, in our dogs cage last night. The dog ate that toy, and proceeded, unbeknownst to us, defecating and shitting it out the rest of the night all over his cage. I open our door this morning and I almost instantly vomit myself, the smell is so damn fucking oh fucking holy fucking oh shit not fucking way BAD. 
    The only ONLY good news out of this: The dog seems fine now, and WE FUCKING STILL CRATE OUR DOG AT NIGHT. Otherwise, wifey and I would be homeless for a day or so while ALL of our carpets were cleaned. As is, the spot-bot should take care of the most of it. Dog has been hosed off once already, going to bath him again and give him a LITTLE food while he works through his... issues. 
     
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to Android25 for a status update, NA user data from API finished populating... ID Space 1000000000 - 1024722498 (24,722   
    NA user data from API finished populating...
    ID Space 1000000000 - 1024722498 (24,722,499 ID's)
    8,460,039 Confirmed User ID's
    342,242 Active Users (60 days)
    4,498,728 Users with no battles on WoT (Either signed up and never played, or played other games WoWP, WoWS, WoTB, etc.)
    That makes 3,961,311 WoT player accounts on NA with 8.64% activity.
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to SkittlesOfSteeI for a status update, And in today's episode of "The Most Dissapointing 3 Mark Match Ever" Pretty sure I co   
    And in today's episode of "The Most Dissapointing 3 Mark Match Ever"

    Pretty sure I could have just died and I still would have gotten the mark
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to mati_14 for a status update, Defeat Battle: Mines Vehicles: AMX 13 90 Experience received: 968 Credits earned: 32.   
    Defeat
    Battle: Mines
    Vehicles: AMX 13 90
    Experience received: 968
    Credits earned: 32.574
    Battle achievements: 3 Marks of Excellence
    shit game and still 3rd mark, I've never liked light tanks but now I can say that i've never had so much fun before playing a tank. This thing is OP as fuck one, of the best gun handlings I've ever played, good pen and mobility is great too, I'm not sure about my session but must be around 3.3k or so, if you wanna carry and have fun 1390 is defitively the tank for you bois
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to SchnitzelTruck for a status update, So that date I said I was having. We went out for a late breakfast, went back to her   
    So that date I said I was having.
    We went out for a late breakfast, went back to her place (small farm just outside of town) talked for about 6 hrs, and then she invited me to join her on her trip to Germany next month. Looks like I'm gonna be in Munich next month bois
    @1n_Soviet_Russia YOUR MEME HAS NO PLACE HERE HAHAHA
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to DirtyACE7 for a status update, Three-marked the Patton KR last night. It is my second 3-marked tank so far. 2k avera   
    Three-marked the Patton KR last night. It is my second 3-marked tank so far. 2k average damage and 68% WR
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to RC_Tank for a status update, Triple MOE #2, feels good even though everyone says it's an easy tank to mark, I reme   
    Triple MOE #2, feels good even though everyone says it's an easy tank to mark, I remember how happy i was when i got two marks on the beast

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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to Rspctd for a status update, Anotha one   
    Anotha one

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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to Medjed for a status update, After whole day of eating all the delicious Easter food and shitton of barbeque, i ju   
    After whole day of eating all the delicious Easter food and shitton of barbeque, i just devoured a whole chocolate Easter bunny in like a minute. I feel like a disgusting pig, but with zero regrets.
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    XXCaptainUnicorn reacted to ZXrage for a status update, 2014: Load up triple IS-6 platoon and club the enemy to death 2017: Load up triple Pa   
    2014:
    Load up triple IS-6 platoon and club the enemy to death
    2017:
    Load up triple Patriot/Liberte/Defender platoon and club the enemy to death
    Oh, how times have changed.
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    XXCaptainUnicorn got a reaction from PrinzEugen478 for a status update, The session of my life   
    The session of my life 

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    XXCaptainUnicorn got a reaction from HemanathanRX7 for a status update, The session of my life   
    The session of my life 

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