BedakCoa

Give me upvotes to feed my soul since its 4am and I havnt had dinner and the house has no food

 

Got permabanned on the official forums without even having 1 strike. The reason? 

 

When there's a new receptionist at your psychiatric practice and she's gorgeous meanwhile I havnt slept since Saturday because mania and have the brain functionality of a raisin.
I said "Hey.... You, me, living on this world together. Sounds pretty nice"
*shoots self*
She laughed at least, tho it was most likely due to the combo of sounding like I'm tipsy, body language of a sedated person, and the fact I was resting my cheeks on my hands which prob made my face squish up.
LOOK OUT BOIS. SCHNITZELS PICKING UP CHICKS AT THE PSYCH WARD.

so our favorite purple text anime spamming E25 player got ban on offical forum, took them long enough

Tfw no more blue 

Mission completed! Reward:Vehicles added: Object 260 (crew 100% sent to Barracks)Slots added: 1
Yay.

I'm fucking done
http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/529453-my-e-25-pillow-did-finally-arrive/

Load in to find a triple REBEL arty platoon on my team. I put an HE shell into two of them but don't quite kill them. Bat arty drives up to me and tries to TK me but kills himself in the process. Third arty spends game shooting at me until TKing me. Many tears and good conversation ensues. 10/10 will do again!

When a clan camps behind the mountains the entire game on Arctic Region but they're facing not one, but two Conq GCs:

This is a new meta I guess...

Official forum quote of day:
"And no, IS3 is not more broken. O-HO overperforms much more than IS3 does."

Someone just asked help with O-Ho and it eventually became war topic where some call it absolutely trash while their opposition call it overpowered.
Official forums, never change pls

Test server match-maker is seeing <2000 and sets teams almost perfect by Tier/Type.  NA server is so damn retarded with no rational 

>Get lakeville with T57
>yolo valley alone
>kill 3 tier8s and one tier9 solo
>Be first to die and get high caliber anyway 

I think I have my groove back. http://wotreplays.com/site/2839965#winterberg-schnitzeitruck-m103

ayyy

This cool WOT app has feature where it shows nearby tankers who use the app:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wotcomm
Perfect for your idea of going around and beating shitlords up.  

Sold: 'IS-6' successfully sold. Received credits:  2,617,695. Spent gold:  20. 
Fuck this tank.

IDF statpadders:

Rigged MM at its finest

Top 3 W/R in server
All we did was trip platoon
@Nelson2011
@SchnitzelTruck

WHAT THE FUCK THE ENTIRE CITY GOT SWARMED BY 14 YEAR OLD FOOTBALL GIRLS TODAY
 
their older sisters tho  

Just a reminder that Smiley is still banned and probably dead irl

rip that guy

http://wargaming.com/en/careers/vacancies/#!vacancy=23419
WN8 requirement on a WG job posting 

– Will +-25% really not be changed?
– It could be, but won’t make sense: these mechanics are one of the bases of the game and allow for good gameplay for all players. They negate the gap between very good and very bad players somewhat and allow for RNGesus to play his role.
oh sandbox, you so gud

Temporary fix to status updates: Go to any subforum off the main page and browse them there, they aren't busted.