MEGUSTAPOW reacted to Rexxie in PSA: If you have been reported for offensive language in game expect WG to be logging your ingame PMs between friends also...
ziddy and I's sexytime sessions over platoon chat has made more than one wg staffer uncomfortable. sorry not sorry
MEGUSTAPOW reacted to AkulaV in Maus - Guide to Winning Almost 90%
I played the Maus to do HT15 for Obj. 260. Maybe platooned a few of the matches, but that's not what's important (platoon mates actually would have a negative impact on me completing the mission). I've platooned other tanks (DIAF 103-0) and have lower WR.
The Maus has bad DPM, so you don't win in it by trying to maximize damage. Most of the wins happened because I was trying to maximize damage blocked. See screenshot:
My goal each match was to drive to a position where the most tanks would be shooting at me. What this caused is the enemy team to focus shooting me. While they were all shooting and bouncing me, my team was able to kill them. The tanks that were able to pen me (by either loading HEAT or knowing how to pen the Maus) or started ignoring me, I would kill myself. At the time this was extremely frustrating, like I just wanted the enemy to shoot me, but all the while my team would continue to demolish them. I played the Maus the other day, and asked "Why did I have a such high WR in it? It's such a bad tank right?". This is the conclusion I came to, so I decided to make a post explaining it.
MEGUSTAPOW reacted to zapyoug in Update of WN8 expected Swedish line ???
Gee I wonder if in the single day that Swedish tanks have come out, the small team of people who work on wn8 values as a hobby have somehow put together the entirety of both lines for use
Maybe if I complain, they will do it faster!
MEGUSTAPOW reacted to zapyoug in [TRL] The Resurrection
In all seriousness
This is not a terribly serious forum. You might be surprised but among the top players, basically nobody takes this game seriously anymore so when people wander over here with the attitude of a official military operation, its honestly rather amusing and tends to invite some joking at their expense. Sure you can take it all seriously if you wan't to but that isn't going to make anyone else start following in suit.
If you tone it down a notch and try to have some fun with your video game and video game related forums, you might actually find the place useful.
MEGUSTAPOW reacted to PityFool in [TRL] The Resurrection
I would like to inform you that we have received your well articulated report and after much consideration, along with various meetings discussing the issue you brought to our attention, I quote: "Bad talking new clan". I'm pleased to announce that we have come to decision and the necessary actions have been taken, your report has been binned. Thank you for taking the time to make use of our extremely efficient and effective report system, we appreciate being informed that your clan is new and very vulnerable to attacks for heinous forum trolls such as @zapyoug . Unfortunately our forum is so infested with these types of individuals that somehow even the entire Administration team has been taken over by members of the troll community and as such we cannot act appropriately to help you with your problem.
MEGUSTAPOW got a reaction from Shadowy_Ninja in Looking for Splatoon (NA East) 8-10
I yearn for the sweet release of death
and also some funboi platoon guys, so join me on NA east for all kinds of retardation and pub lord stompage
message me here or just send a friend request in game whatever sinks your submarine
MEGUSTAPOW reacted to Eggs_benedict_cumberbund in HE received hits over time averages below
Remember when i made a mod that made you top tank 90% of the time? (Before WG served me cease and big-d papers, then removing per tank in queue stats)
I recently decided to start a new account and pay somebody to play really shitty on it based on the assumption arty focuses on players blue and above. ( I'm out to prove it ) ( Actual player is shitty. Hes 11 )
Also, I had the person run a program that tracked arty shots (i basically found out every HE shell is coded differently, and per tank. Thus you can find out wither or not it was fired from lets say a RU251 or a m53 )
(Note : It was not invasive, thus is not an issue for playing on live)
Results are : Tiers 7-10 ONLY all tanks were placed as they were listed from WG Minus certain tanks ( IE : Super P is a heavy, but classed a medium, ETC ) Also, tanks were played the way they were designed (IE I wouldn't Yolo Swag push a Grille 15 not in end game to just get a kill then take 4 shots in return) Also, Every Class is played 10 times till it reaches 3k Shots received. The results are the worst examples.
Heavies: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Heavy tank class' Tank i was hit by 297 HE shells. Out of those 209 Shots were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 2500/ 56% Blue Account.
Bad Heavies : Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Heavy tank class' Tank i was hit by 63 HE Shells. Out of those 11 were from an Arty. This was from a 800/47% Red Account
Mediums: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Medium tank class' Tank i was hit by 322 HE Shells. Out of those 102 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 2500/56% Blue Account
Bad Mediums : Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Medium tank class' Tank i was hit by 38 HE shells. Out of those 29 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 800/47% Red Account
Lights: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Light tank class' Tank i was hit by 75 HE Shells. Out of those 11 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 2500/56% Blue Account
Bad Lights: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'light tank class' Tank i was hit by 09 HE shells. Out of those 2 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 800/47% Red Account
TDs: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Tank Destroyer tank class' Tank i was hit by 275 HE Shells. Out of those 194 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 2500/56% Blue Account
Bad TDs: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Tank Destroyer tank class' Tank i was hit by 94 HE shells. Out of those 77 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 800/47% Red Account
Arty : Who cares
Bad Arty : Who cares
MEGUSTAPOW reacted to Luna in So at what point does 'random' stop being random?
Jesus fuck I swear you do this every single month, get over yourself and your tinfoil hat and go outside for once.
You're not entitled, you're not special, you're just a pathetic whiner when something doesn't go your way.
MEGUSTAPOW reacted to Treeburst in So at what point does 'random' stop being random?
Honestly curious... been trying for SPG 15.3 on the M44 (because pretty much everyone is like "oh yea, thats fucking cake with the M44"). I think I'm about to about 30 "random" non damaging shots in a row now through 3 games. Misses, HEAT bounces off of tier 5 tanks, "random" shots in the track when firing at tanks with a 100% frontal aspect (so the track is roughly .0001% of the target... the kind of shit that absolutely boggles the mind. I know in theory it is possible to flip a coin 100 times and get heads or tails all 100 times and have it happen randomly.
Feel free to neg away, I literally give zero fucks. This is the kind of shit that convinces me the games are rigged (oddly enough all 3 games were losses.. yea.. odd, huh? Guess I wasn't the only one who "randomly" couldn't hit a fucking thing).
"Random" games 1-3 for your enjoyment.