MEGUSTAPOW

I yearn for the sweet release of death
and also some funboi platoon guys, so join me on NA east for all kinds of retardation and pub lord stompage
message me here or just send a friend request in game whatever sinks your submarine
l8r allig8rs

Hi fellas.
 
Diatomix/Eggs_benedict/Diatomix2
 
Remember when i made a mod that made you top tank 90% of the time? (Before WG served me cease and big-d papers, then removing per tank in queue stats) 
I recently decided to start a new account and pay somebody to play really shitty on it based on the assumption arty focuses on players blue and above. ( I'm out to prove it ) ( Actual player is shitty. Hes 11 )
 
Also, I had the person run a program that tracked arty shots (i basically found out every HE shell is coded differently, and per tank. Thus you can find out wither or not it was fired from lets say a RU251 or a m53 ) 
(Note : It was not invasive, thus is not an issue for playing on live) 
Results are : Tiers 7-10 ONLY all tanks were placed as they were listed from WG Minus certain tanks ( IE : Super P is a heavy, but classed a medium, ETC ) Also, tanks were played the way they were designed (IE I wouldn't Yolo Swag push a Grille 15 not in end game to just get a kill then take 4 shots in return) Also, Every Class is played 10 times till it reaches 3k Shots received. The results are the worst examples.
 
Per Tank
Heavies: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Heavy tank class' Tank i was hit by 297 HE shells. Out of those 209 Shots were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 2500/ 56% Blue Account.
Bad Heavies : Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Heavy tank class' Tank i was hit by 63 HE Shells. Out of those 11 were from an Arty. This was from a 800/47% Red Account
 
Mediums: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Medium tank class' Tank i was hit by 322 HE Shells. Out of those 102 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 2500/56% Blue Account
Bad Mediums : Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Medium tank class' Tank i was hit by 38 HE shells. Out of those 29 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 800/47% Red Account
 
Lights: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Light tank class' Tank i was hit by 75 HE Shells. Out of those 11 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 2500/56% Blue Account
Bad Lights: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'light tank class' Tank i was hit by 09 HE shells. Out of those 2 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 800/47% Red Account
 
TDs: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Tank Destroyer tank class' Tank i was hit by 275 HE Shells. Out of those 194 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 2500/56% Blue Account
Bad TDs: Out of 3000 Shots shot at me in a 'Tank Destroyer tank class' Tank i was hit by 94 HE shells. Out of those 77 Shots Were from an Arty Shot. This was from a 800/47% Red Account
 
Arty : Who cares
Bad Arty : Who cares
 
#RemoveXVM

Unfortunately Treeburst got bitten by a pubbie once. As you can see, the infection has now fully established itself in the victim.

Pubbie, you are on the wrong forums
go be retarded where you belong
http://forum.worldoftanks.com

Jesus fuck I swear you do this every single month, get over yourself and your tinfoil hat and go outside for once.
You're not entitled, you're not special, you're just a pathetic whiner when something doesn't go your way.

Honestly curious... been trying for SPG 15.3 on the M44 (because pretty much everyone is like "oh yea, thats fucking cake with the M44"). I think I'm about to about 30 "random" non damaging shots in a row now through 3 games. Misses, HEAT bounces off of tier 5 tanks, "random" shots in the track when firing at tanks with a 100% frontal aspect (so the track is roughly .0001% of the target... the kind of shit that absolutely boggles the mind. I know in theory it is possible to flip a coin 100 times and get heads or tails all 100 times and have it happen randomly.
Feel free to neg away, I literally give zero fucks. This is the kind of shit that convinces me the games are rigged (oddly enough all 3 games were losses.. yea.. odd, huh? Guess I wasn't the only one who "randomly" couldn't hit a fucking thing).
"Random" games 1-3 for your enjoyment.
http://wotreplays.com/site/2766552#siegfried_line-treeburst-m44
http://wotreplays.com/site/2766553#sand_river-treeburst-m44
http://wotreplays.com/site/2766556#overlord-treeburst-m44
 

Can we make purple really bad and dark red unicum if only for a month? I want to see everyone flip their shit and confuse the XVM sniping arty fuckers.

No, this was not a late April Fool's joke - it is real.  You can sell rentals and get millions of credits.  Probably a glitch or mistake on WG's part, but get them sold while you can.  It'll probably be hotfixed by tomorrow, so don't delay.
This has been all over Reddit and the official forum, but I hadn't seen it here.
EDIT: Right click and select "remove".  It will APPEAR that you only get credits for ammo and such, but you will get paid for the full vehicle.

Wrong bulldog

Wrong bulldog

Conq GC Arc so strong, it now shoots in the opposite direction and hits you from the other side of the map.

Just when you thought you'd be safe behind that big rock/building, there's now a "mortar" mod to allow arty to fire at their high, indirect angle instead of the default low angle.  Hopefully WG breaks this mod quickly.  It should be pretty obvious to see in a replay.

So, hi guys.
I've been very inactive the past few months, and I probably should have made this post a while ago, but well, here it is.
The reason I've been so far from pretty much everything is that, to put it bluntly, my health is going to shit. I've been to the doctor more times than I can count in the last 3 months. I've been having chest pains and sometimes I can barely breath. If I don't change, I'm going to die. And that pretty much put me in a pretty bad depression. Then when I remembered WoTLabs and everything I promised everyone I'd get done, I'd feel worse and worse.
Well, this week has been a small ray of sunshine for me. I've since started a heavy diet with close medical supervision. For the first week since I can't even remember when, I've felt no chest pains at all, I've not been out of breath for no apparent reason and I generally feel a bit better.
So first things first, sorry for not being present here, barely answering PMs and generally not getting anything done on WoTLabs 3.0 or the replay hosting. Right now, I gotta be honest with myself and with you guys. I can't get these things done. I've barely been to my computer at all and that's not going to change for a little while. I'll do things here and there, but I'm mostly gonna be focusing on, well, not dying.
Well, that's it. Love you all <3

Hi guys, so im not trying to step on toes but it seems like its taking a long time to incorporate the m41 90 into the wn8 tables, is there any idea of when that might happen? Related to this is what exactly goes into determining the specific expected values for tanks. I assumed it was just the averaged stats for a tank but apparently not. Also I am decent at stats in school and curious as to the possibility of joining the math related wotlabs team. What goes into that process. Thanks

Happy 4/20 day everyone 

You need a training clan.
You obviously pub exclusively, so you won't have much team experience. Most good clans won't give a shit about your previous, non re-roll account either - you chose to reroll, so your lack of experience on your current account will be held against you.
No decent clan will take you on, except to maybe pad their overall WN8. You'll need around 5k games minimum, with 4+ tier 10 CW tanks, before any top 50 clan will consider you. The top 10 clans around, e.g. OMNI, IDEAL, S3AL, L-FEW, will want to see you have around 8-10k games and 6+ tier 10 CW tanks, with WN8 saround 3,5k+ with little padding, before they consider you.
Ironically, those clans would be more likely to consider an account with 20k games, 2.3k overall and 4k recents rather than your 3.2k overall after 1.6k games. For example, if i spoke Finnish, I'm sure @SaintLaurentius would confirm that RSOP would take me over you, even with my much lower overall, as I have better crew, more CW experience, more tanks etc. CW/SH is often quantity over quality, with tank locking and such.
Lesson: don't reroll.

So I felt like writing this piece today.
The perception of purples by the average pubbie is the same as the perception of the rich by the masses.  I can make quite a few analogies.
1. The rich don't pay taxes - False, most of the 1% (e.g. Doctors, lawyers, high-skill engineers) pay a lot more in taxes than the poor; only the super-rich who has the ability to manipulate large amounts of money don't pay their equal share in taxes.  Same can be said for the perception of XVM; pubbies think XVM benefits unicums more than the average player.  Whereas in reality, pubbies who use XVM (especially arty) can avoid/focus out unicums and unicums has little need for XVM (I personally don't use XVM, for example)
2. The rich makes their wealth by luck - False, 95%+ of rich people are very hard-working (80+ hours a week) and experienced many, many failures before finally achieving paramount success.  Many pubbies believe Unicums get better rng, whereas rng actually benefits pubbies (more randomness factor).  Most unicums get good by studying the game extensively coupled with better reaction time and (to a certain extent) above average IQ.
3. The rich doesn't work hard - False, I've met my share of successful rich people and they work extremely hard.  80+ hours a week is a no-brainer for them.  Some pubbies tend to think unicums use some sort of cheating program or consistently statpad to achieve good stats.
The last important similarity - 99% of the masses won't become rich, just like how 99% of the players in this game won't become unicums.

Sorry to hear about the loss. I wish you the best, GL!

Prostitution. 
If you are going to Amsterdam you can even set up at the red light district.

You shouldn't need to pay people to play with them and there's plenty of people that would help you here:
http://forum.wotlabs.net/index.php?/forum/104-mentor-meet-up/
Also I'd suggest someone that's like dark-green or teal at first as they'll remember more clearly how it was to play at your skill level. The gap between ~1k WN8 and 2k/3k WN8 is pretty large, the mentalities may not match up well and you'll both end up frustrated. Once you hit dark green it probably wouldn't be a bad idea to try to play with blues (2k+) and once teal to start playing with purples.

I definitely wouldn't by a 1/2 broken mouse ever. Good luck selling that here. Sell it on eBay. People go for anything on that shit.

SteelSeries Sensei gaming mouse
Great mouse, has some general wear and tear, likely less comfortable than brand new but performance is still high. Right mouse button is broken due to excessive clicking. Advised that the next user has low blood pressure and should avoid movement in order to preserve the quality condition the original owner has kept it in - too much stress on the current scratch may lead to slightly worse damage in the future. Includes authentic dark purple rage stab marks.
RRP: £60/$85. Came from a loving family. Selling for £250 ONO as value was added in the original owner being dark purple. 
Will sell exclusively to people with < 1 game in arty on their account. 

IS-6 is now silly good.
Super Pershing is also gud, but sluggish and frustrating on some maps.
T-54 Prot. 1 is a gud tank, suffers in tier 10 but stomps tier 8.
These seem to be the best for winning/making credits in decent ratios. Be aware that all 3 of these tanks have rather underwhelming pen (<190mm for all) so a liberal amount of premium ammo would be an excellent idea to load with.
However, these being tier 8 Prem's, they shit money like Fuck, so even if you use a premium Shell, as long as it pens you will make money.