ADeadMan1

Tomorrow max rank is get 

French themed restaurants are amazing. You can walk in hungry, get a $6 bottle of water, a massive empty plate covered in garnish and a small fillet of grilled fish on a bed of lettuce, a glass of mediocre wine, and walk out $83 poorer and still hungry

Well, it isn't my PSU that went bad. 
Go to store: buy new PSU... install new PSU and power on....... nopefuckyou 
double check everything still won't power on.... unplug the GPU.... system powers up... (aw crap) plug the GPU back in start it up... *SPARKS and SIZZLE* fire starts on GPU.  Awwww fuck. 
Bye bye 980ti ... time to RMA you.

So couple of days ago i wrote a status that said: "To put your dick in somewhat crazy or not"....well it turns out that girl is not somewhat crazy, she's actually batshit crazy, fucking insane.....she threatened to put a gun to his head to a 15 year old boy, because as she claims, he lied that she said something, which she actually did said and it's not a lie, which i witnessed personally.....scary thing is she could potentially do it, because she does ocassionally hangs out with a guy that carries the gun around and she actually went to forest with him to practice shooting....oh sweet baby jesus what did my dick involved me into....luckily i didn't hook up with her seriously even though she wanted....pls send halp

i feel fat

 

So, I learned that Foch is 'salty', Jingles has a set, and quickybaby is a spineless ass kissing sycophant.  File under 'things that taste good with popcorn'

BF1, Overwatch, GTA V and now fucking CSGO operation came out after like a fucking year man so much to play

This older woman I'm going to Germany for a month with in a week and who I've been hanging out with a lot lately is the most compatible person I've ever met and she was talking about how well we work together while we were out yesterday/today.
she has a BF who takes Krav Maga and is getting jealous.
if you don't hear from me anymore it's because I'm laying dead in a ditch 

Looks like i'll be getting S7 edge afterall....since it costs less than an Oneplus 3 there's no sense not to go for it...getting both performance and can brag with it a bit 

Bought S7 Edge, zero regrets. This is like Godlike phone. Holy shit it's awesome.

Winning at Tech Support
User complained their computer was smoking. Sent them a bill for Nicorett gum and the promise of sending them a replacement computer until I can trouble shoot their laptop
User complained very soon afterward that their computer was still smoking and would need the replacement overnight. Sent them a picture of the Nicorett gum photoshoped onto a replacement laptop from the early 90's. 
Get their smoking laptop, see a melted spot. Reason: Screws got lose from what looked like an eye-glass repair kit, lodged between the laptops backplate and PSU cable, causing a short. 
I got to inform the user that the smoking needs to quit, and they have some lose screws. My supervisor was pissing himself laughing during this entire exchange

so i did 1056 dmg, block 1202 dmg, earn 902 base xp, got steel wall and cool headed, ace tanker, murder 4 tanks, all in a B1.... i need to listen to Viking battle music when i play tanks more often...

My farewell to arty -
 

This Cromwell was bitching the entire game about being bottom tier, so I asked if he was 12.


Cut most of it out because the majority was standard 'military service makes you better than everyone else' type trash.

Schnitzel's updates in a nutshell...

Just saw this ad here on wotlabs


 

Decided to play a game
http://imgur.com/Rqj5WeS
Back to being dead

fuck the UN?

 

The feels when in the last week you've racked up 24 hours of comp time cleaning up after a cryptolocker attack

I'm really starting to like PewDiePie. He's my favourite neonazi.
 

@Never just fucking with you dude you do you thx for all you do in keeping up with these expected values <3 
(I'd suck u off if I was gay but I'm not sry)

TFW this hits too close to home.

God bless America.

Happy Birthday <3