Single Status Update
psst I'll let you in on a secret; the dude with the top WN8 on NA is/was Carbon's reroll ^.^
This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor.
Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks?
That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case?
Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!
The defense rests.