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orzel286 last won the day on November 2 2020

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  1. DW really remind me of wargaming. Which is funny because it's actually Azur Lane devs that have some cooperation between them and weegee afaik.
  2. Out of gameplay servants I need only waver and memelin. Castoria craze is coming next year, right? Other than that I roll with my pp. And as if Lewd Boat Game devs heard me talking about making limited characters permament, Ink Stained Sakura will be in war archives (no super rare material needed to access it *cough*rare prisms, such a great idea DW*cough*) and people will get the chance to drop or roll for waifus they couldn't get. I think I got them all, so it's a skip for me, but the point remains.
  3. I have a good variety when it comes to zerkers, so not going to roll for her either. Kinda wish that DW added limited servants to story gacha, with the current rates it doesn't give that much of a chance either, but at least it would be bigger than 0, and it would make story gacha at least somewhat viable instead of being a complete waste.
  4. Events are bacc! Fate Grand Order: Unlimited Loading Works! Tried rolling for Kama, but got instead. Command spells are for NTR! Finally Ashen Simulacrum rerun! I think that all the old events got reruns now and I'm very interested in what's coming up next. I think I got every gacha ship with ~60 cubes or something, grind was ez even though this event was supposed to be hard? Aaaaaanyway. The Thiccness! The underboob! Short hair! Perfect! I will grant her support in the form of HEADPATS! Because why not. In my fleet everyone gets headpats! Yo
  5. Events are gone! Finally some breathing space. Bond 10 and instead of Helena feet time I got some CE as a reward, what a disappointment. I'm hoping for any harem tbh. Oh, and for devs to stop with the completely fucking stupid strengthening "buffs" - look at Nero, first skill now also charges np, nice; arts card buff for 3 turns, ni- Wait, what? Only on waterside or city battlefields? WHY? THIS IS SOME WARGAMING LEVEL OF RETARDATION, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT Don't give me "this is justified by lore" shit when there are no mana transfers in game. (Here I paused wri
  6. I thought that all the gods decided to punish me with blindness for my degeneracy for a second.
  7. G-guys... I did it. I downloaded genshin. Phone hot. PP BEEG. Send luck for starter roll. I have also ruined the number, it's not 69 anymore... At least saved the screenshot for posterity.
  8. Me, December 19, 2015, in a status update regarding the force awakens:

    I guess I'll just pretend that it never happened and that eu is still canon. FU disney.

    Where are we now: the high republic, Han Solo clone venturing on a vessel named The Vessel. With a fucking rock as a navigator.

    Honestly, I wanted to make some pun about rock or stone, but I'm too dead inside at this point.

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    2. orzel286


      Profile->see my activity->status updates, on the left. Replies were bugged for me, might be browser issue.

      It was weird going through them, trying to hide my degeneracy with all the saltiness and then basically "eh, don't care anymore, I'll just worship anime feet in the open".

    3. lavawing


      I was going through them to try and determine at what point in time I came out as a weeb.

      Then I saw my first status update and realised it was a Fate/Zero poast :neko:

    4. orzel286


      The Priest smiles.

  9. Ok, new soviet event in azur lane... Interesting. It raises quite a lot of questions about the history of the in-game universe, who, or rather what the shikikan is, what else the northern parliament girls have hiding (aside from their underwear), and where the story will go from now on. Also: looking forward to getting Soyuz. About 200 cubes spent, had about 500 before the event, rolls were not that great. :/ We meet at last! Even though she looks a bit different than in her previous art, I think? Look at her, acting all smug and cold and yet being happy she can esco
  10. What? I like chocolate. But I like Ajax's feet even more, 20/10, would eat! Sauce: https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Ajax/Gallery#Valentine.27s_Reward.3F
  11. One rate-up boat missing after ~100-120 cubes. About 400 cubes and no gold remaining, lol. In soviet union northern parliament the gacha rolls you!
  12. Lul. Erm... There's no FBI in chaldea! Even if mistakes were made I'm still safe! Right? BB reaction to my horni level: Me: Yes.
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