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orzel286 last won the day on July 27 2019

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  1. I don't want to farm anymore T_T And even 3*s avoid me now :rabble:

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    2. MagicalFlyingFox
    3. orzel286


      I'll try that, as well as asterios/hans/mata hari->support mashumallow for 1,5M hp goetia, first attempt with somewhat normal team (mata hari front  to skill seal + support memelin ) ended with humanity incinerated in 3-4 turns:v

    4. orzel286


      Ok, herc is the answer to everything.


      See gacha? I made progress! Now can you stop being such a shitter maybe?

      Gacha: hmmmmmmmmmmm, getting carried by support, eh? You don't need servants then, downgrading luck from F-rank to H-rank (with "H" being "hopeless").


  2. https://youtu.be/J3H8PuL9b6w

    So, who watched the, uh, anime? ^^


    1. echo9835


      It has uh... plot.

  3. Yay, Da Vinci-chan event!

    I hope I can clear the shop and farm ALL THE BOXES!

    And maybe even get caster Gilles...


    1. MagicalFlyingFox


      The farming never ends!




      Also best hearts drop chance ever here. 

  4. Got Juneau from medal exchange.

    >bad dreams about five brothers

    Oh shiiiiiiiiiit, completely forgot about that part.


  5. 5 10-rolls in AL: Kasumi, Suruga, Ryuuhou(x2), Takao, Saratoga, London and a couple of Houston's iirc.


    1. lavawing


      took me 30 rolls to get everyone, still, somehow got past that 0.5% rate up

  6. >had to make youtube channel, because it didn't let me talk in stream chats

    >no videos

    >got my first subscriber today

    Mom, dad, I'm a youtuber now! :doge2:

    1. Wanderjar


      inb4 it gets hacked and streams bad russian porn 24/7

    2. orzel286


      Pls no hackerino (or at least stream hentai)

  7. ~340 sq:

    >wu zetian

    >loli medusa

    >np4 casGil YOROKOBE ZASSHU

    >no Eresh

    I'm too mad to grind right now. I think I'll just wait for 4* exchange ticket to get Stheno and Gorgon, the gacha just isn't worth the salt.

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    2. orzel286


      Retrofitted memespite can delete stuff too, I've seen some insane numbers (mostly on the receiving end, because that's like 5k+ exp for losing per day so my weakbotes can level without doing anything lol).

      Also: this cursed team


      Is Ark a lolicon or destroyercon? Should police get involved? :officersexii:

      also: just got another Belfast. AL gacha is best civilization.

    3. MagicalFlyingFox


      Yeah my Warspite is 120 retrofitted and oathed. My god the AL oath everything is.....




    4. orzel286


      Oathing all AL botes is still less expensive than marrying 3d women (even if you don't count a divorce as well).

      tfw can't commit sudoku because Arizona would cry :feelsbad:

  8. I love how in azur lane I'm able to get half of the event boats from gacha, easily farm the other half; while in fgo it took me only 9 months to get my first kscope.

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    2. orzel286


      FGO is very charitable tho, free salt for everyone!

      At this point I just want Stheno, Gorgon and loli Medusa to complete my snek collection. And Chen Gong for the memes.

    3. MagicalFlyingFox


      Stheno is worth solely for charmlock memes

    4. orzel286


      I'm more interested in her flatness and feet tbh :D

  9. Babylonia = done. Whew, that was quite a ride, now back to exp hell... T_T

    Also: I'd bang Tiamat.

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    2. orzel286


      I have like 150-200 gold apples, more than enough, I think.

      And I doubt I'll be able to clear cq, so meh.

      About ~330 sq, I'm fully prepared to not get any 4*s and above from the christmas banner T_T

    3. MagicalFlyingFox


      Christmas requires completion of Solomon IIRC

    4. orzel286


      Nah, babylonia, solomon for cq.

  10. 5* Astolfo confirmed XD MEMES ARE LORE!


  11. Ok, so I have caught up with fgo anime, lol. Should finish this before december.

    And got

    from AL gacha (as well as two other vtubers: lewd sub and oni).

  12. YES.


    And unlike many other wannabe- waifus, she's already in my chaldea. Screw you Jeannes, saberfaces, rinfaces, screw ALL of you that say during the singularity "pls summon me master" (*coughSanzangcough*) but never show up - I already have my waifu. Not to mention, Kiyohi was my starter roll, AND best kouhai. Fuck you devs and fuck you fgo gacha. Oh, and fuck the never ending exp hell that I'm in, ~40 servants stuck in queue that only gets longer (remember summer events? Still haven't touched welfares from them.)

    ALso: got another Belfast in AL, one Bullin gets to live a bit longer, heh.


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    2. PlanetaryGenocide


      what even is this and is there rule 34 of it

    3. orzel286


      @PlanetaryGenocide Fate Grand Order.

      Is there rule 34 of it? Hahah. HahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAH! Fate franchise has hundreds if not thousands of doujins, the amount of lewd materials on boorus can easily outlast even the most hardened dicc (or arm). Pic in OP features Hassan of Serenity, the most lewded Hassan out of them all.

    4. PlanetaryGenocide


      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk this weeb shit man but dicc don't care

  13. >next event - Altera the santa

    >clear babylonia

    Uuuuuuuh, it should be possible, if I'm half-way through e pluribus unum atm? Right?

    I want my own Jack as well T_T @MagicalFlyingFox

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    2. lavawing


      I like how Diriz0n's p0asts and orzels weeb stuff are the two things keeping wotlabs alive

    3. orzel286


      I think I'll start replacing "o" with "0" as well.

    4. lavawing
  14. Ishtar is not get T_T


    Why do I even bother rolling in fgo?

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