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  1. orzel286

    New CV's launched

    Less IRL argument: other classes have to load their guns/torps (30 seconds-1 minute+) at the start, cvs don't have to wait.
  2. FUCK.

    I couldn't get into router and switch control panels and windows server installation that I was supposed to work on was FUCKED, so I failed my qualification exam. I can only hope the cunts will set up everything properly next time.

  3. Simracing boi gets to drive a GT4 Mclaren around the top gear test track

    What a lad!

  4. tfw I'm the only person in my class that can get javascript to work. :doge:

  5. THICC sim racing boi vs e-sport pros and actual F1 drivers. And IT'S NOT A CLICKBAIT!

    1. Never


      Jimmer on WoTLabs is the weirdest crossover episode I've ever seen.

    2. orzel286


      >tfw wotlabs dad replies to your status OwO

      It might be weird but it's totally needed!

  6. Oh shit, how did this stay under my radar for so long?????



    1. Action
    2. Haswell


      Yet another space game got released and scam citizen still isn't out. :doge:

      Looks amazing, waiting for them reviews before I jump in though,

  7. India should be at least cut off from the internet.

    6:53 - oh shit, guess the little table I was making in html got hacked at some point! :doge: "I'm sorry, I had to delete my homework Mr. Teacher, haxxorz haxed it!" But honestly - fucking scumbags are evolving, they didn't use w3 validator before.

    1. TheChang


      Not everyone in India is a scammer...

    2. orzel286


      I don't care.

  8. I'm an uncle, lul.

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    2. Haswell


      Are you SURE that's not your child? :doge:

    3. orzel286


      @Haswell LOL, no I didn't bang my sister. My niece is an IV baby anyway.

      @sohojacques >evil uncle gives loud instruments to a toddler

      >she loves making noise with them

      >fast forward ~15 years

      >she still loves making loud noises with instruments, picks up drums

      >starts her own heavy metal band

      >few years later

      >now a millionaire and one of the best drummers in the world,  still remembers how her uncle got her into this

      >"you don't have to work anymore, here, have a million or two, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, thanks uncle!"

      A man can dream. Hm, well, there is a small chance this might actually happen, so... I better start looking for some loud things. :doge:


    4. sohojacques


      One of my brothers would buy either of my kids a full kit if they showed a genuine interest (neither of his kids did).

      Battery operated toys are the worst anyway. The number of them that will lock on or just make random horror movie sounds in the middle of the night when their batteries get low...

  9. Just watched the trailer for detective pikachu to see what all the fuss was about. Woah, this actually looks like it might be a really good movie! :o

    1. Kolni


      I saw the ad, got hyped but I know the lead actor from Netflix' The Get Down (1980's Bronx drama focusing on the rise of hiphop during the Disco era) and while the show was good, his performance over the 8 or so episodes wasn't. I'm still going to watch it in theatres for sure, can't do 9yo me like that but I won't be expecting anything outside of some nice pokemon CGI. I'm going to pay movie tickets just for the Charizard scene alone lol 

    2. MacusFlash


      I'm gonna watch it for memes and pika-pika jokes in Deadpool 3.

    3. Strigonx


      I'm gonna go watch it out of morbid curiosity to see how much of a shitshow it will be

  10. Friendship ended with robowaifus, pick-ups best friends now


  11. Ok youtube, why? Just... Why are you suggesting me this? Is ww3 that close?


  12. 2llo7ew.jpg

    Will wg mods ever stop sucking dicks?

    1. Haswell


      Why you are posting over there to begin with? :doge:

    2. Hellsfog


      If Wg mods actually suck dicks, they would be useful.  

    3. orzel286


      @Haswell I get bored sometimes, duh :doge:

      @Hellsfog They do tho. It's called "multitasking" - sucking dicks (sometimes even more than three at the same time!) while browsing forums.

  13. >setting up windows server, everything goes ok

    >teacher: "ok now well setup a networked printer"

    >me: "printers are ebil!"

    >printer gets some old drivers from microsoft, shows errors in hardware manager, but prints just fine, be it from server or client pc

    >teacher: "but you'll have to install manufacturers drivers during exam"

    >ok, I downloaded a couple of setups from manufacturer page, for both server and win7, some of them should work...

    >...none of them work, they're either completely ignored even when I point out the exact directory where they are or the setup crashes outright XDDDD

    >teacher: "uuuuuuuuh, ok, that's it for today, I'll stick around, see if I can do anything... You were right, printers are ebil"


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    2. Haswell


      1 hour ago, Folterknecht said:

      That aside - hopefully they also teach you that network printers are a security desaster waiting to happen(at least in the past)  the moment they are part of a network which is connected to the internet.

      I think you mean HUMANS are security disasters, period. Story time:

      >be working tech support at school
      >teacher came in with laptop for a virus scrub
      >boot, see login screen, was about to restart and use a live CD
      >teacher: "oh right, you need a password"
      >hands me the password on a post-it note
      >I didn't even have to ask

      Granted it wasn't a work laptop, but I'm more than willing to bet there are saved logins on FF, Chrome, IE, etc. There was also Skype set to autorun and auto-login, auto-connected FTP client, network drives, the lot.

      Humans are the weakest link in any security system, period.

    3. lavawing


      welp people trust it people a lot even when they really oughtn't

    4. orzel286


      Yeah, I know about self-extracting packages, just too bad the system after extracting them was like "there are no drivers in the directory you're pointing me towards, u wot m8?" :D And the ones with actual setup just crashed XD

      Yeah, the teacher is quite knowlegdeable when it comes to safety, he got his own shares of stories he shared, the funniest one was this one imo:

      >working at school

      >gets called because secretary can't open a file

      >"hello IT person, I can't open this invoice that was mailed today"

      >*antivirus noises*

      >"hol' the fuck up, did you EVER receive zipped invoices?"

      >"uuuuuuuh, no? But it says it's an invoice!"

      >*angery antivirus noises intensify*


  14. Turns out anime is not just about lewds :doge:


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    2. sohojacques


      You used to read Playboy for the articles didn’t you.

    3. lavawing


      @sohojacques nein nein nein I read Playboy to learn anatomy

    4. Marver95