orzel286

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  1. Oh shit, how did this stay under my radar for so long?????

     

    GET FUCKED STAR CITIZEN, DADDY'S BACK!

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    2. Haswell

      Haswell

      Yet another space game got released and scam citizen still isn't out. :doge:

      Looks amazing, waiting for them reviews before I jump in though,

  2. India should be at least cut off from the internet.

    6:53 - oh shit, guess the little table I was making in html got hacked at some point! :doge: "I'm sorry, I had to delete my homework Mr. Teacher, haxxorz haxed it!" But honestly - fucking scumbags are evolving, they didn't use w3 validator before.

    1. TheChang

      TheChang

      Not everyone in India is a scammer...

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      I don't care.

  3. I'm an uncle, lul.

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    2. Haswell

      Haswell

      Are you SURE that's not your child? :doge:

    3. orzel286

      orzel286

      @Haswell LOL, no I didn't bang my sister. My niece is an IV baby anyway.

      @sohojacques >evil uncle gives loud instruments to a toddler

      >she loves making noise with them

      >fast forward ~15 years

      >she still loves making loud noises with instruments, picks up drums

      >starts her own heavy metal band

      >few years later

      >now a millionaire and one of the best drummers in the world,  still remembers how her uncle got her into this

      >"you don't have to work anymore, here, have a million or two, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, thanks uncle!"

      A man can dream. Hm, well, there is a small chance this might actually happen, so... I better start looking for some loud things. :doge:

       

    4. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      One of my brothers would buy either of my kids a full kit if they showed a genuine interest (neither of his kids did).

      Battery operated toys are the worst anyway. The number of them that will lock on or just make random horror movie sounds in the middle of the night when their batteries get low...

  4. Just watched the trailer for detective pikachu to see what all the fuss was about. Woah, this actually looks like it might be a really good movie! :o

    1. Kolni

      Kolni

      I saw the ad, got hyped but I know the lead actor from Netflix' The Get Down (1980's Bronx drama focusing on the rise of hiphop during the Disco era) and while the show was good, his performance over the 8 or so episodes wasn't. I'm still going to watch it in theatres for sure, can't do 9yo me like that but I won't be expecting anything outside of some nice pokemon CGI. I'm going to pay movie tickets just for the Charizard scene alone lol 

    2. MacusFlash

      MacusFlash

      I'm gonna watch it for memes and pika-pika jokes in Deadpool 3.

    3. Strigonx

      Strigonx

      I'm gonna go watch it out of morbid curiosity to see how much of a shitshow it will be

  5. Friendship ended with robowaifus, pick-ups best friends now

     

  6. Ok youtube, why? Just... Why are you suggesting me this? Is ww3 that close?

     

  7. 2llo7ew.jpg

    Will wg mods ever stop sucking dicks?

    1. Haswell

      Haswell

      Why you are posting over there to begin with? :doge:

    2. Hellsfog

      Hellsfog

      If Wg mods actually suck dicks, they would be useful.  

    3. orzel286

      orzel286

      @Haswell I get bored sometimes, duh :doge:

      @Hellsfog They do tho. It's called "multitasking" - sucking dicks (sometimes even more than three at the same time!) while browsing forums.

  8. >setting up windows server, everything goes ok

    >teacher: "ok now well setup a networked printer"

    >me: "printers are ebil!"

    >printer gets some old drivers from microsoft, shows errors in hardware manager, but prints just fine, be it from server or client pc

    >teacher: "but you'll have to install manufacturers drivers during exam"

    >ok, I downloaded a couple of setups from manufacturer page, for both server and win7, some of them should work...

    >...none of them work, they're either completely ignored even when I point out the exact directory where they are or the setup crashes outright XDDDD

    >teacher: "uuuuuuuuh, ok, that's it for today, I'll stick around, see if I can do anything... You were right, printers are ebil"

    :doge2:

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    2. Haswell

      Haswell

      1 hour ago, Folterknecht said:

      That aside - hopefully they also teach you that network printers are a security desaster waiting to happen(at least in the past)  the moment they are part of a network which is connected to the internet.

      I think you mean HUMANS are security disasters, period. Story time:

      >be working tech support at school
      >teacher came in with laptop for a virus scrub
      >boot, see login screen, was about to restart and use a live CD
      >teacher: "oh right, you need a password"
      >hands me the password on a post-it note
      >I didn't even have to ask

      Granted it wasn't a work laptop, but I'm more than willing to bet there are saved logins on FF, Chrome, IE, etc. There was also Skype set to autorun and auto-login, auto-connected FTP client, network drives, the lot.

      Humans are the weakest link in any security system, period.

    3. lavawing

      lavawing

      welp people trust it people a lot even when they really oughtn't

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      Yeah, I know about self-extracting packages, just too bad the system after extracting them was like "there are no drivers in the directory you're pointing me towards, u wot m8?" :D And the ones with actual setup just crashed XD

      Yeah, the teacher is quite knowlegdeable when it comes to safety, he got his own shares of stories he shared, the funniest one was this one imo:

      >working at school

      >gets called because secretary can't open a file

      >"hello IT person, I can't open this invoice that was mailed today"

      >*antivirus noises*

      >"hol' the fuck up, did you EVER receive zipped invoices?"

      >"uuuuuuuh, no? But it says it's an invoice!"

      >*angery antivirus noises intensify*

      *ba-dum-tss*

  9. Turns out anime is not just about lewds :doge:

     

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    2. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      You used to read Playboy for the articles didn’t you.

    3. lavawing

      lavawing

      @sohojacques nein nein nein I read Playboy to learn anatomy

    4. Marver95

      Marver95

      ANONEANONEANONE

  10. My cat is a windowlicker.

    1. Sapros

      Sapros

      I find that term utterly disgusting. 

      :QBFlip:

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      He is though. Literally. He sat on the windowsill, looked at the birds fly by and licked my window a couple of times. :doge:

  11. There's Attack Helicopter Dating Simulator available on steam.

     

    Shipgirls no longer best waifus confirmed? :poi:

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    2. lavawing

      lavawing

      11 hours ago, Haswell said:

      I wanted a gas chamber simulator, but nobody would make one.

      Gas! Gas! Gas!

    3. HowitzerBlitzer
    4. Errants

      Errants

      Raifu Waifu simulator > Ship Girls.

  12. >just got musashi in wows, goodbye credit problems!

    >first game (standard coop, I don't play anything else)

    >no flags, just camo, should earn me a lot

    >20k profit with premium account, without it it would've been -5k

    wargaming pls fix coop eco

  13. Even Jive Turkey is playing f1 2018...

     

    pls donate me modern gaming pc and heusinkveld rig :kappa:

  14. orzel286

    CV rework revealed

    wat? How? Playing dumbed down world of warplanes in world of warships is a fucking abomination that should be aborted when there's still time. This whole rework will make cancerous class that plays different game than the rest into cancerous class that plays different game than the rest. There's absolutely no progress here. Let's face it: carriers don't fit into wows and never will, just like wot arty.
  15. orzel286

    CV rework revealed

    Hmmm, where have we seen it before? Errrrr, that's not a thing anymore. Fighters are a consumable now, that you send to patrol certain area for a certain amount of time, the number of fighters in a group equals the number of planes they will shoot down. So for example 4 fighters vs 10 attack aircaft = 4 attack aircraft shot down. Dumbing down cv gameplay like this is means that glue eating bb mains will switch to carriers, if wg decides to remove cv limits it's pre-nerfs arty all over again. #Remove_Carriers