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orzel286 last won the day on November 10 2018

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  1. Feet pics>>>>>>dick pics, fite me @Haswell :v Also: stat denial in 2019, fuck me, this guy is 6-7 years late to the party.
  2. Since playing world of warships hurts my ears (sounds stutter like hell) and wg won't gib my 70fps back I decided to (finally) give fate grand order a go.

    It works, quite surprisingly desu (using bluestacks; tfw modern smartphones have more processing power than my pc), game itself is addictive af, but a bit weird at the same time: support servants O_o  low level progression O_o (about the only way to get servant xp is to get freebees or farm quartz somehow, drops from quests/mobs(?) weren't that much useful to me). Also: Not. A. Single. Saber.

  3. >coming back home from a little shopping

    >turned into my street

    >I hear some cronching sound to my right

    >I take a look

    >about 2 meters away there's A. FUCKING. BOAR.

    >I let out the most silent O KURWA ever as I flinch

    >boar looks at me

    >I look down my path and continue on my way without increasing pace

    FFS I almost poo'd myself. I've seen boars crossing my path or on the other side of the fence, but this is the first time I was caught by surprise and so close.

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    2. Hellsfog


      I know how you feel. I was ambushed by a bore at a party once. 

    3. hazzgar


      @orzel286 not really. I have a few friends who work in the forrest service and those incidents just get more publicized because it's part of the political struggle. I mean yeah there are more incidents where boar injure someone but they are still uncommon as shit. Didn't hear about people being killed too. Plus if People in British Columbia can live with Bears everywhere we can live with boars. 

    4. orzel286


      Politicians fighting over boars was the most retarded thing that happened recently. I think last year there was at least one deadly boar incident; I can tell by the state of the lawns just how much further those fuckers go out of the forest compared to a couple of years ago. Something has to be done.


      #DeportBoars :doge:

  4. Oh, shit, muh sides!


    Story behind this: angery mod comes in, gives me a warning and adds bad peotry in red (the highlighed part). I wrote what I think about this below in another edit.


    Comes another mod, warns me for using red and removes the text alltogether.


    I'm dead XD

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    2. orzel286


      Unless mods are vampire lolis I absolutely refuse!

    3. Haswell


      They never reveal their actual identities, how do you know they aren't vampire lolis? :doge:

    4. orzel286
  5. Less IRL argument: other classes have to load their guns/torps (30 seconds-1 minute+) at the start, cvs don't have to wait.
  6. FUCK.

    I couldn't get into router and switch control panels and windows server installation that I was supposed to work on was FUCKED, so I failed my qualification exam. I can only hope the cunts will set up everything properly next time.

  7. Simracing boi gets to drive a GT4 Mclaren around the top gear test track

    What a lad!

  8. tfw I'm the only person in my class that can get javascript to work. :doge:

  9. THICC sim racing boi vs e-sport pros and actual F1 drivers. And IT'S NOT A CLICKBAIT!

    1. Never


      Jimmer on WoTLabs is the weirdest crossover episode I've ever seen.

    2. orzel286


      >tfw wotlabs dad replies to your status OwO

      It might be weird but it's totally needed!

  10. Oh shit, how did this stay under my radar for so long?????



    1. Action
    2. Haswell


      Yet another space game got released and scam citizen still isn't out. :doge:

      Looks amazing, waiting for them reviews before I jump in though,

  11. India should be at least cut off from the internet.

    6:53 - oh shit, guess the little table I was making in html got hacked at some point! :doge: "I'm sorry, I had to delete my homework Mr. Teacher, haxxorz haxed it!" But honestly - fucking scumbags are evolving, they didn't use w3 validator before.

    1. TheChang


      Not everyone in India is a scammer...

    2. orzel286


      I don't care.

  12. I'm an uncle, lul.

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    2. Haswell


      Are you SURE that's not your child? :doge:

    3. orzel286


      @Haswell LOL, no I didn't bang my sister. My niece is an IV baby anyway.

      @sohojacques >evil uncle gives loud instruments to a toddler

      >she loves making noise with them

      >fast forward ~15 years

      >she still loves making loud noises with instruments, picks up drums

      >starts her own heavy metal band

      >few years later

      >now a millionaire and one of the best drummers in the world,  still remembers how her uncle got her into this

      >"you don't have to work anymore, here, have a million or two, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, thanks uncle!"

      A man can dream. Hm, well, there is a small chance this might actually happen, so... I better start looking for some loud things. :doge:


    4. sohojacques


      One of my brothers would buy either of my kids a full kit if they showed a genuine interest (neither of his kids did).

      Battery operated toys are the worst anyway. The number of them that will lock on or just make random horror movie sounds in the middle of the night when their batteries get low...

  13. Just watched the trailer for detective pikachu to see what all the fuss was about. Woah, this actually looks like it might be a really good movie! :o

    1. Kolni


      I saw the ad, got hyped but I know the lead actor from Netflix' The Get Down (1980's Bronx drama focusing on the rise of hiphop during the Disco era) and while the show was good, his performance over the 8 or so episodes wasn't. I'm still going to watch it in theatres for sure, can't do 9yo me like that but I won't be expecting anything outside of some nice pokemon CGI. I'm going to pay movie tickets just for the Charizard scene alone lol 

    2. MacusFlash


      I'm gonna watch it for memes and pika-pika jokes in Deadpool 3.

    3. Strigonx


      I'm gonna go watch it out of morbid curiosity to see how much of a shitshow it will be

  14. Friendship ended with robowaifus, pick-ups best friends now


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