Status Updates posted by orzel286
Ooooo, cute hamster, and she'll prote... Wait, wdym "just kidding"? That's it, you're last in the leveling queue! :v
Essex entered "no bullying Essex" zone, 10/10, would headpat.
Ok, so that's everyone from the rate up... Except the Big Sleepy Floof. I did 100 builds, I'm almost out of coins, idk if I'll make it
I also have an announcement.
After a thorough study, I have determined that first ascension Skadi is the best Skadi. The combination of pantyhose, high heels and her icy personality, resulted in off the charts "use me as footstool, please" readings. The measuring equipment exploded.
This concludes todays Weeb Report!
>n-no, you can't talk lewd things about fictional characters you filthy degenerate!
Me: haha, big tiddy aircraft carriers go brrrrrrrrrr
Hm, do they work best as a pair, like Akagi and Kaga? Need to look at their skills...
Who's on the yandere squad anyway? Dido, Akagi, Taihou and Roon? Almost assembled then, wooooooooooooooo!
Me: damn, Shangri-La showing her foot in the loading screen is 10/10, would LICC, hope I get her soon...
AL Gacha: I got you fam.
Got Big Tiddy Centaur as well
Munition ship? What? Hm, nice thighs...
Soryuu retrofit has some LONK LEGS and according to Hiryuu her feet are the best in the world... But I bet Hiryuu herself would taste at least just as good. And she's next in line for retro, yay!
Holy shit, I can't believe I got him, with my last 3 sq as well. I think I jizzed my pants.
It's confirmed, Haato is no more, it's Haachama now! @MagicalFlyingFox I gotta say, her Polish pronunciation was really nice XD Haachamachama translating into "You're crazy" in half of the languages was the most accurate google translation I've ever seen XD
Still. No. WAVER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GACHA PLS! T_T Saving for next year, I think there's memelin rate-up during summer4? Got flat drinking oni at least.
I don't like the "clear sp3 X times" type of events, they're not comfy at all. And I'm 327/330 port slots anyway, oof. Guilds 2.0 for more ports slots when? T_T
Got her from daily roll, I think I got a wolfpack now.
Those legs, nnnnnice.
youtube: pssssssst! hey, I heard you like gun channels!
me: huh? yeah, sort of...
yt: ever seen a 7yo dual wielding and magdumping pistols? WITNESS!
me: das good shit
Came back home, left sweaty (I didn't think it's still this hot) t-shirt on the floor.
One of my cats: ahhhhhhhhhh yes, this shit's better than catnip, thanks brooooo. *proceeds to roll in and sniff stinky shirt*
Pets really take after their owners, don't they? Because I'd do the same with Haachama's stinky socks.
(no bulli pls)
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Oh trust me, I'm the alpha here, Papa Orzel was securing his position ever since they were small and now they're well behaved cats, they know if they do something bad, the justice will be swift and completely unavoidable.
Which reminds me of a certain Wolf being below her cat in the hierarchy....
Big Tiddy BB, I bully her with Hood Finally FdG grinding backline is pretty much complete... I only miss Zeppy.
>haha nice story with that drawing
>wait, it ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>both in the event and irl they couldn't help
Ah, another cutie! Awwwwww, she's so sweet my diabetes intensified!
I can't believe I got them both
No sq left, oof.
Wishing well in Azur Lane, picked Ping Hai (again) and Sirius (because of lewds). First pull:
and still no Ping, gacha pls. Also: BISMARCK IS COMING! Didn't have a chance to get her, I joined after her event, pls send luck.
Imagine getting over 100k subs before your debut.
>everyone is hot for Astolfo
>while this cutie gets completely overlooked
New botes in AL WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She small, and she thicc
OMG her skills, best support carrier confirmed? F Unicorn
Eh, I guess? Cruiser gun vs low efficiency dive bomber squadron... Hm.
Huh? HUH? HUUUUUH?
And after some limit-braking, retrofitting, getting down to ~305 slots used I somehow ended up with 317/320 again. DAMN BULLINS BULLING ME!
First part: Fate franchise, screenshot taken from mobile game Fate Grand Order. Basically, as I said, everyone is hot for Astolfo. He kinda exploded in popularity after Fate/Apocrypha got anime adaptation. Meanwhile, D'eon gets overlooked, despite, uh, being a more enigmatic... Surprise. And is way more cute imo.
Second part: another mobile game, Azur Lane: bet your in-game currencies on getting the waifuboats that you want, and then send them through ww2-like hell with a bit of a twist. Fun to play, generous gacha, (I'm 100% f2p for now and keep on getting pretty much everyone I want). Why do I post my GETs? Well, why not? Since they are so
Hm, so every time I get something new from gacha I get a fair bit of lag before the animation starts playing (before the first one if 10-roll). Which would suggest that the game gets back info about what you get first and then displays it in random order(?) or with a "yup, it's a gold card after all" variable, for example:
Got her from a ticket, and it was a 3* assasin card at first, then started changing.
The more you know...
Damn daily build won't give me Ning Hai, fine! Give me Essex the...
Oh boi, SHE T H I C C
I wish I could bury my face in those thighs...
Ibuki is next.
Holy crap, Emiya archer is weak af straight out of the box...
Ink-stained waifubotes are GET
Loli fox bb, would licc feet, barrage skill is also nice.
My Little Submarine Can't Be This Cute!
Shirakami Fubuki Alter
Port slots: 319/320, oof. Also: why am I not leveling botes that I have multiple copies of? That would free about 20 slots... 20 More copies for retrofits. Why am I like this?
Fall into the rabbit hole guys. You'll enjoy it, trust me.
>eyyyyy, new support that I don't find that useful tbh, so I'm not hyped
>will roll all my sq to not get her anyway
>oh, well, I'll at least screencap all my 10-rolls so everyone can see how bad my luck is
There you go:
First non-Mashu max bond, wooooooooooooooo!
Richie Lulu is get
Oooooooh, I do have faith in those thighs!
Youtube is really stepping up their censorship game, videos and comments disappearing left, right and center.
Even my comment about Flamu getting out of the closet and just embracing his weebness and congratulating him on subscriber milestone got fucking nuked.
>got to the ending of gudaguda
>Okita Alter is so cuuuuuuuuuute!
>j-just one 10 roll....
I hate this game.
>got 70 cubes after not getting L'Opiniatre during the last event
AHOGE QUEEN! Now only Richie Lulu remains, I'll farm the others.