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  1. Ooooo, cute hamster, and she'll prote... Wait, wdym "just kidding"?  That's it, you're last in the leveling queue! :v

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    Essex entered "no bullying Essex" zone, 10/10, would headpat.

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    Ok, so that's everyone from the rate up... Except the Big Sleepy Floof. I did 100 builds, I'm almost out of coins, idk if I'll make it :cri:

     

    I also have an announcement.

    After a thorough study, I have determined that first ascension Skadi is the best Skadi. The combination of pantyhose, high heels and her icy personality, resulted in off the charts "use me as footstool, please" readings. The measuring equipment exploded.

    This concludes todays Weeb Report!

    1. Private_Miros

      Private_Miros

      I have honestly no idea what this is about, but can you keep the status update a bit less novel like unless they are game related or something of general interest?

  2. >n-no, you can't talk lewd things about fictional characters you filthy degenerate!

    Me: haha, big tiddy aircraft carriers go brrrrrrrrrr

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    Hm, do they work best as a pair, like Akagi and Kaga? Need to look at their skills...

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    Who's on the yandere squad anyway? Dido, Akagi, Taihou and Roon? Almost assembled then, wooooooooooooooo!

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    2. Haswell

      Haswell

      You're gonna give me an aneurysm. :doge: 

    3. orzel286

      orzel286

      Why would I want to give you an aneurysm? You're my #1 target for conversion... :panting:

    4. Haswell
  3. Me: damn, Shangri-La showing her foot in the loading screen is 10/10, would LICC, hope I get her soon...

    AL Gacha: I got you fam.

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    Got Big Tiddy Centaur as well :disco:

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    Munition ship? What? Hm, nice thighs...

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    Soryuu retrofit has some LONK LEGS and according to Hiryuu her feet are the best in the world... But I bet Hiryuu herself would taste at least just as good. And she's next in line for retro, yay!

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    2. KruggWulf

      KruggWulf

      I have no idea what the actual fuck y'all are talking about but why are you butthurt.

    3. orzel286

      orzel286

      Don't ask me, I have no clue either.

    4. lavawing

      lavawing

      @KruggWulf orzel's degeneracy disturbed Favre

  4. BEHOLD, MONGRELS!

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    Holy shit, I can't believe I got him, with my last 3 sq as well. I think I jizzed my pants.

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    2. echo9835

      echo9835

      The first 4 are really funny. They did ruin the whole fate franchise for me tho.

    3. orzel286

      orzel286

      Well, the first anime kinda killed the franchise for me XD Gotta say tho, Prisma Illya is really nice, definately worth watching.

    4. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Fate Zero, Unlimited Budget Works and Heavens Feel. All worth watching. FATE/DEEN :eww:

  5. WEEB News!

    It's confirmed, Haato is no more, it's Haachama now! @MagicalFlyingFox I gotta say, her Polish pronunciation was really nice XD Haachamachama translating into "You're crazy" in half of the languages was the most accurate google translation I've ever seen XD

    FGO:

    Still. No. WAVER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GACHA PLS! T_T Saving for next year, I think there's memelin rate-up during summer4? Got flat drinking oni at least.

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    AL:

    I don't like the "clear sp3 X times" type of events, they're not comfy at all. And I'm 327/330 port slots anyway, oof. Guilds 2.0 for more ports slots when? T_T

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    Got her from daily roll, I think I got a wolfpack now.

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    Those legs, nnnnnice.

     

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    2. HowitzerBlitzer
    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Getting what you want should be a given. The real question is, how many boxes are you going to open? 30? 40? 50?

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      10 is the absolute minimum, other than that I don't have a specific number in mind, so the answer is "as many as I can" I guess.

  6. youtube: pssssssst! hey, I heard you like gun channels!

    me: huh? yeah, sort of...

    yt: ever seen a 7yo dual wielding and magdumping pistols? WITNESS!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJtR6RU9KU

    me: das good shit

    1. Rexxie

      Rexxie

      go watch femboy fishing :neko:

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      I'm not really into femboys. Astolfo being pretty much the only exception (I'm not counting D'Eon as femboy, it's a true mystery) :v

  7. Came back home, left sweaty (I didn't think it's still this hot) t-shirt on the floor.

    One of my cats: ahhhhhhhhhh yes, this shit's better than catnip, thanks brooooo. *proceeds to roll in and sniff stinky shirt*

    Pets really take after their owners, don't they? Because I'd do the same with Haachama's stinky socks.

    (no bulli pls)

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      Really? I have stronger than normal pheromones? XD Also, that's MY territory, I'm the alpha here and both my cats follow me like dogs.

    3. Private_Miros

      Private_Miros

      Everyone has when they sweat more than normal. Cats are solitary animals and know no alpha. Other animals on their territory are merely tolerated to one or the other extent.

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      Oh trust me, I'm the alpha here, Papa Orzel was securing his position ever since they were small and now they're well behaved cats, they know if they do something bad, the justice will be swift and completely unavoidable.

      Which reminds me of a certain Wolf being below her cat in the hierarchy....

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_NqRABWzcU

       

  8. WEEB TIME!

    Big Tiddy BB, I bully her with Hood :D Finally FdG grinding backline is pretty much complete... I only miss Zeppy.

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    >haha nice story with that drawing

    >wait, it ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    >both in the event and irl they couldn't help

    :feelsbad:

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    Ah, another cutie! Awwwwww, she's so sweet my diabetes intensified!

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  9. I can't believe I got them both

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    No sq left, oof.

    Wishing well in Azur Lane, picked Ping Hai (again) and Sirius (because of lewds). First pull:

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    and still no Ping, gacha pls. Also: BISMARCK IS COMING! Didn't have a chance to get her, I joined after her event, pls send luck.

    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      I got MHXX and Summer Medb. No BB summer.

       

      Bring on the lottery. Gilfest now PLS!

      I need QP and blazes.

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      I need caster gems, giant's rings, aurora steel and ice crystals I guess.

      Also: AL GACHA READS MY SHITPOSTS, JUST GOT HER FROM MY DAILY BUILD.

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      Over a year of trying to get her. Only Yat Sen remains.

      Got Smol Lena as well.

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    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Bar soap hell.................................................

  10. Imagine getting over 100k subs before your debut.

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      Haachama took over, Haato is in the backseat XD I think she'll soon corrupt everyone from the 5th gen. Botan lewds review soon? YES!

    3. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      My friend is fanboying all over Botan...

       

      He also donated to Watame and was planning on doing a $100CDN donation to her but I convinced him out of it lmao. 

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      >My friend is fanboying all over Botan...

      Totally understandable.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubiSjjn_woI

      Poor Watamelon, she'll get eaten by Adidas Lion. I'd eat her too tbh :v

       

  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZoSb9ja5AU

    Gun Jesus in the next John Wick? Yes, please!

     

    1. j_galt

      j_galt

      Quick show of hands - how any fans of Forgotten Weapons here?

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      <- Here's one :DEver since his Vis video I think.

  12. Getting a cold mid-summer is almost like getting an STD from wanking. It's beyond wrong.

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      A yoghurt or a "yoghurt"? :doge:

    3. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      Ironically literally a yoghurt. Milk products neutralize capsaicin. 

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      The other kind of "yoghurt" might help as well, you never know!

  13. >everyone is hot for Astolfo

    >while this cutie gets completely overlooked

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    smh.

    New botes in AL WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    She small, and she thicc

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    OMG her skills, best support carrier confirmed? F Unicorn

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    Eh, I guess? Cruiser gun vs low efficiency dive bomber squadron... Hm.

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    HOWECHAMA-CHAMA!

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    Huh? HUH? HUUUUUH?

    And after some limit-braking, retrofitting, getting down to ~305 slots used I somehow ended up with 317/320 again. DAMN BULLINS BULLING ME!

    1. HowitzerBlitzer

      HowitzerBlitzer

      Someone explain this post to me, I don't even know what cartoons kids watch these days.

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      @HowitzerBlitzer

      First part: Fate franchise, screenshot taken from mobile game Fate Grand Order. Basically, as I said, everyone is hot for Astolfo. He kinda exploded in popularity after Fate/Apocrypha got anime adaptation. Meanwhile, D'eon gets overlooked, despite, uh, being a more enigmatic... Surprise. And is way more cute imo.

      Second part: another mobile game, Azur Lane: bet your in-game currencies on getting the waifuboats that you want, and then send them through ww2-like hell with a bit of a twist. Fun to play, generous gacha, (I'm 100% f2p for now and keep on getting pretty much everyone I want). Why do I post my GETs? Well, why not? Since they are so

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      XD

    3. HowitzerBlitzer

      HowitzerBlitzer

      Ah, makes sense.

      A little tricky sometimes though because you can't tell who's a guy and who's a girl anymore xd

  14. Hm, so every time I get something new from gacha I get a fair bit of lag before the animation starts playing (before the first one if 10-roll). Which would suggest that the game gets back info about what you get first and then displays it in random order(?) or with a "yup, it's a gold card after all" variable, for example:

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    Got her from a ticket, and it was a 3* assasin card at first, then started changing.

    The more you know...

  15. Damn daily build won't give me Ning Hai, fine! Give me Essex the...

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    Oh... :poi:

  16. Oh boi, SHE T H I C C

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    I wish I could bury my face in those thighs...

    Ibuki is next.

  17. Holy crap, Emiya archer is weak af straight out of the box...

    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      NP5ed fully strengthened... He's alright.

       

      Would be nice to stop rolling him now. (to be fair only had 1 extra)

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      NP1, done the first strengthening so far, a bit better I guess? At least the 3rd skill isn't completely useless now.

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      He's a pretty decent servant, his main draw though is that he is a bonus servant for a fuck tonne of events.

  18. Ink-stained waifubotes are GET

    Loli fox bb, would licc feet, barrage skill is also nice.

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    My Little Submarine Can't Be This Cute!

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    Shirakami Fubuki Alter

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    Port slots: 319/320, oof. Also: why am I not leveling botes that I have multiple copies of? That would free about 20 slots... 20 More copies for retrofits. Why am I like this? :feelsbad:

     

  19. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HIBDGni1-o

    Fall into the rabbit hole guys. You'll enjoy it, trust me.

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      @echo9835 I was confused at first too, but then I thought to myself "eh, what's the worst that can happen". And now in my head, in an infinite loop: "Haachama wa hen~~"

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afJEpNE-Al8

       

    3. echo9835

      echo9835

      Why did I click that link?

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      @echo9835 You wanted to witness ART! The absolute genius of Haachama! To get addicted to her stinky feet!

       

      Haachama wa hen~~

      Haachama wa hen~~

      Haa cha ma wa HEN!:disco:

  20. >eyyyyy, new support that I don't find that useful tbh, so I'm not hyped

    >will roll all my sq to not get her anyway

    >oh, well, I'll at least screencap all my 10-rolls so everyone can see how bad my luck is

    There you go:

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    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      690 SQ, 45 tickets...

       

      For 1 Skadi.

       

      Fuck me.

       

      Also double skadi = NP looping quick AOE servants.

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      690sq? Nice. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      I only used 20 tickets, I think (didn't screencap those) and, yeah, 180sq. So over 400-something sq leftover for... Hm. Summer 2&3? Tbh I kinda want Summer Raikou and I don't know who's on summer 3 lol. Summer Jannu & BB? Summer Carmilla when?

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      TBF i did save up all that quartz specifically for skadi.

       

      I'm now waiting on... I'm not sure. What will be the next thing to come out that i am after? I think its going to be next year - Kingprotea.


      Gao.

  21. First non-Mashu max bond, wooooooooooooooo!

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    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Kiyoyo max bond, nice.

       

      Get Georgios and Herc to max bond, Georgios is one of the best things you will ever have for hard content because of his 3 turn taunt, high def and guts. His bond CE makes that so much more useful.

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      >max bond

      >no h-scene

      My life is ruined.

      I don't think I've ever used Georgios. I think I only used stall teams once or twice...
       

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Stall teams are great for challenge quests.

  22. Richie Lulu is get

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    Oooooooh, I do have faith in those thighs!

  23. Youtube is really stepping up their censorship game, videos and comments disappearing left, right and center.

    Even my comment about Flamu getting out of the closet and just embracing his weebness and congratulating him on subscriber milestone got fucking nuked.

  24. >got to the ending of gudaguda

    >Okita Alter is so cuuuuuuuuuute!

    >j-just one 10 roll....

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    I hate this game.

    >got 70 cubes after not getting L'Opiniatre during the last event

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    THIGHS!

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    AHOGE QUEEN! Now only Richie Lulu remains, I'll farm the others.

    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Only did a 10 roll for the CEs at the start of the event. Got the 4 star and 5 star CE, and a copy of IZO!

       

      Now i am continuing to suppress my urge to roll until skadi..... with a few tickets thrown at valkyrie because she's awesome.

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      I'll roll for Skadi, but I think I already know the result. After that, I don't even know what I'll do with the sq/tickets.

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      hard rolling for skadi.

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