Status Updates posted by orzel286
One thing that pissed me off during my latest visit to the dentist: doc and the assistant started talking about games and I couldn't join in...
Best highlight of Dutch GP:
>James: Valtteri, it's James, abort the fastest lap attempt.
>Valtteri: *chad No.*
>posts fastest lap
>"To whom it may concern: Fuck you."
>Lewis forced to pit
>*Toto desk smashing intensifies*
This is totally what happened and you won't convince me otherwise.
Also: Kubica in front of both Williams', which went back where they belong, lol.
Kimi Raikkonen is going to retire at the end of this season. Sad BWOAH noises, at least he'll finally have his drink.
Me, December 19, 2015, in a status update regarding the force awakens:
I guess I'll just pretend that it never happened and that eu is still canon. FU disney.
Where are we now: the high republic, Han Solo clone venturing on a vessel named The Vessel. With a fucking rock as a navigator.
Honestly, I wanted to make some pun about rock or stone, but I'm too dead inside at this point.
youtube: "controversial" opinions, history, some news are not kid- and advertiser-friendly, get fucked.
also youtube: naked yoga? perfectly fine.
5/10, solid wank, had much better tho.
So, uh, after my current phone (which I'll name later) got a bit squished and display started leaking, using emulator for almost 2 years now, writing a mobile app for a school project some time ago... I finally bought my first smartphone. Used, but factory new after servicing and still on warranty, Redmi Note 7. Don't really expect miracles from it, just hoping it'll run fgo and azur lane at any fps. Just.. Need to contact my provider to cut my ANCIENT sim card into nano sim (I don't feel confident doing it myself), or get a replacement.
So, what was I using until now?
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I accidentally bumped heating radiator(not the modern ones, soviet style one) into the screen while helping brother to get it out his gf apartment. Just as ZXRage, I loved mine as well. I remember one time when I put many stickers on it because of boredom and then remove them immediatelly. A part of paper and glue didnt come off instantly, soI put that thing in water for glue to come off. Manual said that it had IP 58 or something and it truly did have.
Do I edit my latest post or can I bump my absolutely blessed and wholesome thread? @mods
Coming back from work and not feeling dead feels great.
New job, lul. Hopefully more time for gacha!
Recruiters see unemployed person: Sleep.
Recruiters see employed person: REAL SHIT
Every time. Can someone explain this?
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It's a form of incumbency bias. Potential employers have a bias towards people who are currently employed, because the default proposition is that if you currently hold onto a job, you must be capable of performing that job to a certain extent, which means you should then be able to do the job that they want you to do. On the flip side, if you do not have a job, the default proposition is that there must be a reason that you do not have a job, which means that you may not be able to do the job that they want you to do. Also similar to another form of incumbency bias, which is the "we want someone with experience, but you have no experience, even though everyone starts without experience". Yes, this type of bias is pretty damned stupid, but it is especially prominent among 'professional recruiters' (an awful concept to begin with) who churn through hundreds, if not thousands of potential applicants to fill a handful of positions.
Hiryuus feet are the best in the world!
SHE CAME! BIG SLEEPY MAMA FLOOF!
Ooooo, cute hamster, and she'll prote... Wait, wdym "just kidding"? That's it, you're last in the leveling queue! :v
Essex entered "no bullying Essex" zone, 10/10, would headpat.
Ok, so that's everyone from the rate up... Except the Big Sleepy Floof. I did 100 builds, I'm almost out of coins, idk if I'll make it
I also have an announcement.
After a thorough study, I have determined that first ascension Skadi is the best Skadi. The combination of pantyhose, high heels and her icy personality, resulted in off the charts "use me as footstool, please" readings. The measuring equipment exploded.
This concludes todays Weeb Report!
>n-no, you can't talk lewd things about fictional characters you filthy degenerate!
Me: haha, big tiddy aircraft carriers go brrrrrrrrrr
Hm, do they work best as a pair, like Akagi and Kaga? Need to look at their skills...
Who's on the yandere squad anyway? Dido, Akagi, Taihou and Roon? Almost assembled then, wooooooooooooooo!
Me: damn, Shangri-La showing her foot in the loading screen is 10/10, would LICC, hope I get her soon...
AL Gacha: I got you fam.
Got Big Tiddy Centaur as well
Munition ship? What? Hm, nice thighs...
Soryuu retrofit has some LONK LEGS and according to Hiryuu her feet are the best in the world... But I bet Hiryuu herself would taste at least just as good. And she's next in line for retro, yay!
Holy shit, I can't believe I got him, with my last 3 sq as well. I think I jizzed my pants.
It's confirmed, Haato is no more, it's Haachama now! @MagicalFlyingFox I gotta say, her Polish pronunciation was really nice XD Haachamachama translating into "You're crazy" in half of the languages was the most accurate google translation I've ever seen XD
Still. No. WAVER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GACHA PLS! T_T Saving for next year, I think there's memelin rate-up during summer4? Got flat drinking oni at least.
I don't like the "clear sp3 X times" type of events, they're not comfy at all. And I'm 327/330 port slots anyway, oof. Guilds 2.0 for more ports slots when? T_T
Got her from daily roll, I think I got a wolfpack now.
Those legs, nnnnnice.
youtube: pssssssst! hey, I heard you like gun channels!
me: huh? yeah, sort of...
yt: ever seen a 7yo dual wielding and magdumping pistols? WITNESS!
me: das good shit
Came back home, left sweaty (I didn't think it's still this hot) t-shirt on the floor.
One of my cats: ahhhhhhhhhh yes, this shit's better than catnip, thanks brooooo. *proceeds to roll in and sniff stinky shirt*
Pets really take after their owners, don't they? Because I'd do the same with Haachama's stinky socks.
(no bulli pls)
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Oh trust me, I'm the alpha here, Papa Orzel was securing his position ever since they were small and now they're well behaved cats, they know if they do something bad, the justice will be swift and completely unavoidable.
Which reminds me of a certain Wolf being below her cat in the hierarchy....
Big Tiddy BB, I bully her with Hood Finally FdG grinding backline is pretty much complete... I only miss Zeppy.
>haha nice story with that drawing
>wait, it ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>both in the event and irl they couldn't help
Ah, another cutie! Awwwwww, she's so sweet my diabetes intensified!
I can't believe I got them both
No sq left, oof.
Wishing well in Azur Lane, picked Ping Hai (again) and Sirius (because of lewds). First pull:
and still no Ping, gacha pls. Also: BISMARCK IS COMING! Didn't have a chance to get her, I joined after her event, pls send luck.
Imagine getting over 100k subs before your debut.
>everyone is hot for Astolfo
>while this cutie gets completely overlooked
New botes in AL WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She small, and she thicc
OMG her skills, best support carrier confirmed? F Unicorn
Eh, I guess? Cruiser gun vs low efficiency dive bomber squadron... Hm.
Huh? HUH? HUUUUUH?
And after some limit-braking, retrofitting, getting down to ~305 slots used I somehow ended up with 317/320 again. DAMN BULLINS BULLING ME!
First part: Fate franchise, screenshot taken from mobile game Fate Grand Order. Basically, as I said, everyone is hot for Astolfo. He kinda exploded in popularity after Fate/Apocrypha got anime adaptation. Meanwhile, D'eon gets overlooked, despite, uh, being a more enigmatic... Surprise. And is way more cute imo.
Second part: another mobile game, Azur Lane: bet your in-game currencies on getting the waifuboats that you want, and then send them through ww2-like hell with a bit of a twist. Fun to play, generous gacha, (I'm 100% f2p for now and keep on getting pretty much everyone I want). Why do I post my GETs? Well, why not? Since they are so
Hm, so every time I get something new from gacha I get a fair bit of lag before the animation starts playing (before the first one if 10-roll). Which would suggest that the game gets back info about what you get first and then displays it in random order(?) or with a "yup, it's a gold card after all" variable, for example:
Got her from a ticket, and it was a 3* assasin card at first, then started changing.
The more you know...