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Status Updates posted by orzel286

  1. Knee didn't need surgery! Just a bit of rest. Doing some renovation, will go back to posting updates on my degeneracy thread sometime next week.

  2. Knee might need a surgery...

  3. >on a sick leave because of my knee starting to hurt out of nowhere

    Am I getting old?

    1. hall0



    2. orzel286


      OOF, that hurt man.

  4. Thinking about a budget (read: costs a lot of europoor moni) build...

    CPU: Ryzen 5 5600

    GPU: ASUS Radeon RX 6600 XT ROG STRIX 8GB OC


    G.SKILL Ripjaws V Black 16GB 2x8GB 3200MHz DDR4

    PSU: Corsair RM650x CP-9020198-EU

    Yay or nay?

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    2. Medjed


      1,5k EUR for that config?? 😵 That seems to me a bit too much...

    3. orzel286


      Ahem... I changed psu for 800W one and picked different case (more usb slots on the front panel, more space inside and its own cooling), which bumped the price a bit. Just over 8k PLN. About 1700EUR/$. For a complete pc +monitor mind you; the listed components (so just mobo, cpu, gpu, ram, psu) would be around 1100-1200EUR/$.

    4. Medjed


      Oh, yea, I overlooked the monitor etc. Yea, then it seems about right.

  5. Imola f1 highlights:

    Sainz: Spain without the "s"

    Crofty: dRs iMpRoVes RacinG, hAmILtOn cOuLd SuReLy uSe It NoW

    After drs was enabled: nothing changed for HAM. And Nico Nico Niiii~ Rosberg kept on dropping bombs on HAM/merc, subtly, but still, lmao.

    Leglerg: sosig

    Mclaren redemption arc?

    1. Jul_Le


      S🅱innala is back

    2. Medjed


      Sosig 🤣

  6. RIP red bulls, mercedes is meh, ferrari STRONK, mclaren regressed back to being a backmarker, haas made a come back.

    Oh boy, this will be interesting season.

  7. Me: whew, gym was nice, muscles are a bit tight and sore, but I'm just fi-

    My shoulder: I'm about to end this man's whole career!


  8. >may you live in interesting times

    Oh, now I know why it's a curse.

  9. "I'm not looking for anyone right now"

    What a polite way of saying "you're so out of your league I'd rather date a cactus".

  10. One thing that pissed me off during my latest visit to the dentist: doc and the assistant started talking about games and I couldn't join in...

  11. Best highlight of Dutch GP:

    >James: Valtteri, it's James, abort the fastest lap attempt.

    >Valtteri: *chad No.*

    >posts fastest lap

    >"To whom it may concern: Fuck you."

    >Lewis forced to pit

    >*Toto desk smashing intensifies*

    This is totally what happened and you won't convince me otherwise.

    Also: Kubica in front of both Williams', which went back where they belong, lol.

  12. Kimi Raikkonen is going to retire at the end of this season. Sad BWOAH noises, at least he'll finally have his drink.

  13. Me, December 19, 2015, in a status update regarding the force awakens:

    I guess I'll just pretend that it never happened and that eu is still canon. FU disney.

    Where are we now: the high republic, Han Solo clone venturing on a vessel named The Vessel. With a fucking rock as a navigator.

    Honestly, I wanted to make some pun about rock or stone, but I'm too dead inside at this point.

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    2. orzel286


      Profile->see my activity->status updates, on the left. Replies were bugged for me, might be browser issue.

      It was weird going through them, trying to hide my degeneracy with all the saltiness and then basically "eh, don't care anymore, I'll just worship anime feet in the open".

    3. lavawing


      I was going through them to try and determine at what point in time I came out as a weeb.

      Then I saw my first status update and realised it was a Fate/Zero poast :neko:

    4. orzel286


      The Priest smiles.

  14. youtube: "controversial" opinions, history, some news are not kid- and advertiser-friendly, get fucked.

    also youtube: naked yoga? perfectly fine.

    5/10, solid wank, had much better tho.

  15. So, uh, after my current phone (which I'll name later) got a bit squished and display started leaking, using emulator for almost 2 years now, writing a mobile app for a school project some time ago... I finally bought my first smartphone. Used, but factory new after servicing and still on warranty, Redmi Note 7. Don't really expect miracles from it, just hoping it'll run fgo and azur lane at any fps. Just.. Need to contact my provider to cut my ANCIENT sim card into nano sim (I don't feel confident doing it myself), or get a replacement.

    So, what was I using until now?



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    2. ZXrage


      Yeah I was crushed, I loved it so much I even got the battery replaced a few months before I dropped it

    3. punishersal


      I accidentally bumped heating radiator(not the modern ones, soviet style one) into the screen while helping brother to get it out his gf apartment. Just as ZXRage, I loved mine as well. I remember one time when I put many stickers on it because of boredom and then remove them immediatelly. A part of paper and glue didnt come off instantly, soI put that thing in water for glue to come off. Manual said that it had IP 58 or something and it truly did have.

    4. orzel286



      I accidentally bumped heating radiator(not the modern ones, soviet style one)

      Oh, yes, I also got to bump one of these. With the back of my head, when I was 5 or 6 yo. No stitches, luckily.

  16. Do I edit my latest post or can I bump my absolutely blessed and wholesome thread? @mods

    1. PityFool


      you can bump it friend

    2. orzel286


      Oh, nice, thanks!

  17. Coming back from work and not feeling dead feels great.

  18. New job, lul. Hopefully more time for gacha!

    1. Tman450
    2. mistervanni


      goodluck in your next endeavour then :D

    3. orzel286


      No more furnaces!

  19. Recruiters see unemployed person: Sleep.

    Recruiters see employed person: REAL SHIT

    Every time. Can someone explain this?

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    2. Balthazars


      It's a form of incumbency bias. Potential employers have a bias towards people who are currently employed, because the default proposition is that if you currently hold onto a job, you must be capable of performing that job to a certain extent, which means you should then be able to do the job that they want you to do. On the flip side, if you do not have a job, the default proposition is that there must be a reason that you do not have a job, which means that you may not be able to do the job that they want you to do. Also similar to another form of incumbency bias, which is the "we want someone with experience, but you have no experience, even though everyone starts without experience". Yes, this type of bias is pretty damned stupid, but it is especially prominent among 'professional recruiters' (an awful concept to begin with) who churn through hundreds, if not thousands of potential applicants to fill a handful of positions.

    3. Raj


      why do they keep messaging me then? I have been a NEET for years now.

    4. CandyVanMan


      They might assume someone is unemployed for a reason, it's kinda cruel, but at the same time logical. 
      Someone who's employed would seem like the safer bet, as they are most likely somewhat competent.

  20. Hiryuus feet are the best in the world!





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    2. lavawing


      @orzel286 you could try putting them in stacked comments so they don't tick nonweebs off (they do exist, however few)

    3. orzel286


      Weeb oppression, smh. :v

      I'll do that for the future updates.

    4. FavreFan4ever


      3 hours ago, orzel286 said:

      Weeb oppression, smh. :v

      I'll do that for the future updates.

      Or make a thread? Then the ppl who want to see this stuff can find it easier, and the people who don't want to see it can avoid it easier.

  21. Ooooo, cute hamster, and she'll prote... Wait, wdym "just kidding"?  That's it, you're last in the leveling queue! :v


    Essex entered "no bullying Essex" zone, 10/10, would headpat.


    Ok, so that's everyone from the rate up... Except the Big Sleepy Floof. I did 100 builds, I'm almost out of coins, idk if I'll make it :cri:


    I also have an announcement.

    After a thorough study, I have determined that first ascension Skadi is the best Skadi. The combination of pantyhose, high heels and her icy personality, resulted in off the charts "use me as footstool, please" readings. The measuring equipment exploded.

    This concludes todays Weeb Report!

  22. >n-no, you can't talk lewd things about fictional characters you filthy degenerate!

    Me: haha, big tiddy aircraft carriers go brrrrrrrrrr



    Hm, do they work best as a pair, like Akagi and Kaga? Need to look at their skills...


    Who's on the yandere squad anyway? Dido, Akagi, Taihou and Roon? Almost assembled then, wooooooooooooooo!

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    2. Haswell


      You're gonna give me an aneurysm. :doge: 

    3. orzel286


      Why would I want to give you an aneurysm? You're my #1 target for conversion... :panting:

    4. Haswell
  23. Me: damn, Shangri-La showing her foot in the loading screen is 10/10, would LICC, hope I get her soon...

    AL Gacha: I got you fam.


    Got Big Tiddy Centaur as well :disco:


    Munition ship? What? Hm, nice thighs...


    Soryuu retrofit has some LONK LEGS and according to Hiryuu her feet are the best in the world... But I bet Hiryuu herself would taste at least just as good. And she's next in line for retro, yay!

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    2. KruggWulf


      I have no idea what the actual fuck y'all are talking about but why are you butthurt.

    3. orzel286


      Don't ask me, I have no clue either.

    4. lavawing


      @KruggWulf orzel's degeneracy disturbed Favre



    Holy shit, I can't believe I got him, with my last 3 sq as well. I think I jizzed my pants.

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    2. echo9835


      The first 4 are really funny. They did ruin the whole fate franchise for me tho.

    3. orzel286


      Well, the first anime kinda killed the franchise for me XD Gotta say tho, Prisma Illya is really nice, definately worth watching.

    4. MagicalFlyingFox


      Fate Zero, Unlimited Budget Works and Heavens Feel. All worth watching. FATE/DEEN :eww:

  25. WEEB News!

    It's confirmed, Haato is no more, it's Haachama now! @MagicalFlyingFox I gotta say, her Polish pronunciation was really nice XD Haachamachama translating into "You're crazy" in half of the languages was the most accurate google translation I've ever seen XD


    Still. No. WAVER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GACHA PLS! T_T Saving for next year, I think there's memelin rate-up during summer4? Got flat drinking oni at least.



    I don't like the "clear sp3 X times" type of events, they're not comfy at all. And I'm 327/330 port slots anyway, oof. Guilds 2.0 for more ports slots when? T_T


    Got her from daily roll, I think I got a wolfpack now.


    Those legs, nnnnnice.


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    2. HowitzerBlitzer
    3. MagicalFlyingFox


      Getting what you want should be a given. The real question is, how many boxes are you going to open? 30? 40? 50?

    4. orzel286


      10 is the absolute minimum, other than that I don't have a specific number in mind, so the answer is "as many as I can" I guess.

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