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  1. I'm an uncle, lul.

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    2. Haswell


      Are you SURE that's not your child? :doge:

    3. orzel286


      @Haswell LOL, no I didn't bang my sister. My niece is an IV baby anyway.

      @sohojacques >evil uncle gives loud instruments to a toddler

      >she loves making noise with them

      >fast forward ~15 years

      >she still loves making loud noises with instruments, picks up drums

      >starts her own heavy metal band

      >few years later

      >now a millionaire and one of the best drummers in the world,  still remembers how her uncle got her into this

      >"you don't have to work anymore, here, have a million or two, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, thanks uncle!"

      A man can dream. Hm, well, there is a small chance this might actually happen, so... I better start looking for some loud things. :doge:


    4. sohojacques


      One of my brothers would buy either of my kids a full kit if they showed a genuine interest (neither of his kids did).

      Battery operated toys are the worst anyway. The number of them that will lock on or just make random horror movie sounds in the middle of the night when their batteries get low...