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orzel286

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  1. I don't want to farm anymore T_T And even 3*s avoid me now :rabble:

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    2. MagicalFlyingFox
    3. orzel286

      orzel286

      I'll try that, as well as asterios/hans/mata hari->support mashumallow for 1,5M hp goetia, first attempt with somewhat normal team (mata hari front  to skill seal + support memelin ) ended with humanity incinerated in 3-4 turns:v

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      Ok, herc is the answer to everything.

       

      See gacha? I made progress! Now can you stop being such a shitter maybe?

      Gacha: hmmmmmmmmmmm, getting carried by support, eh? You don't need servants then, downgrading luck from F-rank to H-rank (with "H" being "hopeless").

      :feelsbad:

  2. https://youtu.be/J3H8PuL9b6w

    So, who watched the, uh, anime? ^^

     

    1. echo9835

      echo9835

      It has uh... plot.

  3. Yay, Da Vinci-chan event!

    I hope I can clear the shop and farm ALL THE BOXES!

    And maybe even get caster Gilles...

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    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      The farming never ends!

       

      FARM FARM FARM FARM FARM FARM FARM ALL WE DO IS FARM

       

      Also best hearts drop chance ever here. 

  4. Got Juneau from medal exchange.

    >bad dreams about five brothers

    Oh shiiiiiiiiiit, completely forgot about that part.

    F

  5. 5 10-rolls in AL: Kasumi, Suruga, Ryuuhou(x2), Takao, Saratoga, London and a couple of Houston's iirc.

    :doge2:

    1. lavawing

      lavawing

      took me 30 rolls to get everyone, still, somehow got past that 0.5% rate up

  6. >had to make youtube channel, because it didn't let me talk in stream chats

    >no videos

    >got my first subscriber today

    Mom, dad, I'm a youtuber now! :doge2:

    1. Wanderjar

      Wanderjar

      inb4 it gets hacked and streams bad russian porn 24/7

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      Pls no hackerino (or at least stream hentai)

  7. ~340 sq:

    >wu zetian

    >loli medusa

    >np4 casGil YOROKOBE ZASSHU

    >no Eresh

    I'm too mad to grind right now. I think I'll just wait for 4* exchange ticket to get Stheno and Gorgon, the gacha just isn't worth the salt.

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      Retrofitted memespite can delete stuff too, I've seen some insane numbers (mostly on the receiving end, because that's like 5k+ exp for losing per day so my weakbotes can level without doing anything lol).

      Also: this cursed team

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      Is Ark a lolicon or destroyercon? Should police get involved? :officersexii:

      also: just got another Belfast. AL gacha is best civilization.

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Yeah my Warspite is 120 retrofitted and oathed. My god the AL oath everything is.....

       

      Well....

       

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      Oathing all AL botes is still less expensive than marrying 3d women (even if you don't count a divorce as well).

      tfw can't commit sudoku because Arizona would cry :feelsbad:

  8. I love how in azur lane I'm able to get half of the event boats from gacha, easily farm the other half; while in fgo it took me only 9 months to get my first kscope.

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      FGO is very charitable tho, free salt for everyone!

      At this point I just want Stheno, Gorgon and loli Medusa to complete my snek collection. And Chen Gong for the memes.

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Stheno is worth solely for charmlock memes

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      I'm more interested in her flatness and feet tbh :D

  9. Babylonia = done. Whew, that was quite a ride, now back to exp hell... T_T

    Also: I'd bang Tiamat.

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      I have like 150-200 gold apples, more than enough, I think.

      And I doubt I'll be able to clear cq, so meh.

      About ~330 sq, I'm fully prepared to not get any 4*s and above from the christmas banner T_T

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Christmas requires completion of Solomon IIRC

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      Nah, babylonia, solomon for cq.

  10. 5* Astolfo confirmed XD MEMES ARE LORE!

     

  11. Ok, so I have caught up with fgo anime, lol. Should finish this before december.

    And got

    from AL gacha (as well as two other vtubers: lewd sub and oni).

  12. YES.

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    And unlike many other wannabe- waifus, she's already in my chaldea. Screw you Jeannes, saberfaces, rinfaces, screw ALL of you that say during the singularity "pls summon me master" (*coughSanzangcough*) but never show up - I already have my waifu. Not to mention, Kiyohi was my starter roll, AND best kouhai. Fuck you devs and fuck you fgo gacha. Oh, and fuck the never ending exp hell that I'm in, ~40 servants stuck in queue that only gets longer (remember summer events? Still haven't touched welfares from them.)

    ALso: got another Belfast in AL, one Bullin gets to live a bit longer, heh.

     

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    2. PlanetaryGenocide

      PlanetaryGenocide

      what even is this and is there rule 34 of it

    3. orzel286

      orzel286

      @PlanetaryGenocide Fate Grand Order.

      Is there rule 34 of it? Hahah. HahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAH! Fate franchise has hundreds if not thousands of doujins, the amount of lewd materials on boorus can easily outlast even the most hardened dicc (or arm). Pic in OP features Hassan of Serenity, the most lewded Hassan out of them all.

    4. PlanetaryGenocide

      PlanetaryGenocide

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk this weeb shit man but dicc don't care

  13. >next event - Altera the santa

    >clear babylonia

    Uuuuuuuh, it should be possible, if I'm half-way through e pluribus unum atm? Right?

    I want my own Jack as well T_T @MagicalFlyingFox

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    2. lavawing

      lavawing

      I like how Diriz0n's p0asts and orzels weeb stuff are the two things keeping wotlabs alive

    3. orzel286

      orzel286

      I think I'll start replacing "o" with "0" as well.

    4. lavawing
  14. Ishtar is not get T_T

     

    Why do I even bother rolling in fgo?

  15. That's some nice maintenence you did there FGO NA...

    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Worse than Nerofest. 

       

      Press F to pay respects to everyone's login streaks. 

  16. THICC

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    And this is where gacha started throwing cvs at me, because I also got yorktown, ark royal/lolicon and saratoga.

    1. Haswell

      Haswell

      My eyes. They need to be bleached.

      :cri:

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      No, no, no, you can't bleach your eyes - you need them to enjoy the long legs and THICC thighs of mama Zeppelin. You can see the area where her skirt ends? It's magical, makes my pp extremely hard every time I have a look at it. @Haswell

    3. Haswell
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    2. Balthazars

      Balthazars

      LOL that is amazing! 10/10 would buy.

    3. orzel286

      orzel286

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      are you going to donate enough to get a Hitler body pillow?

      Oh shit, the option is actually there XD

      250$ tho, damn...

    4. Wanderjar

      Wanderjar

      WAT
      dear lord. I can't decide if this is the best troll ever or srsbsns 

  17. Fug, I should've read the damn event guide, wouldn't have fed the exp to kid Gil, now I need mecha Liz to 3rd ascension.

     

    I also wonder if she has lewds...

  18. tfw both fgo and al go through maintenence at the same time

     

  19. inb4 smoothbore guns and atgms in wot because they said they'll never implement them.
  20. 24h charity race/stream by Jimmy Broadbent&Co, over 10k pounds raised for now

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYjJCbs3c40

  21. >FGO NA being fucking HELLBENT on not allowing people to play on emulators, while JP got rid of all anti-emu protection

    Some people just love the taste of semen, don't they?

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

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      You say that like it's a bad thing? 

      Well, that depends - if you keep drinking instead of doing the right thing then yeah, it's a bad thing.

      Quote

      Wat? What is FGO?

      Fate Grand Order, mobile waifu game :doge:

    3. Haswell

      Haswell

      Is it like Skyrim on Switch, but with waifu mods by default?

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      No, it's more like your typical turn-based jrpg where you have to roll the dice for waifus but get salt instead. :doge:

  22. rip 1gb ram stick, 2gb of ram left, android emulators went bananas because MUH RAM.

  23. Playing azur lane for a couple of days now:

    -menus are not as noob friendly as in fgo

    -LOTS of currencies and stuff

    -you can get shipgirls from gacha, events AND (at least some of them; and even some rare ones) as a drop. HOLY SHIT, imagine getting a 4* in FGO while grinding materials... DEVS, I NEED THIS!

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    2. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      im rolling for whoever, I want enterprise and Belfast myself. 

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      I've played on/off for a while. I have most of the SSRs that I've been on for. 

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOI

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      Also me: damn how did I run out of dock space again?

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