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  1. orzel286

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZoSb9ja5AU

    Gun Jesus in the next John Wick? Yes, please!

     

  2. orzel286

    Getting a cold mid-summer is almost like getting an STD from wanking. It's beyond wrong.

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      A yoghurt or a "yoghurt"? :doge:

    3. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      Ironically literally a yoghurt. Milk products neutralize capsaicin. 

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      The other kind of "yoghurt" might help as well, you never know!

  3. orzel286

    >everyone is hot for Astolfo

    >while this cutie gets completely overlooked

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    smh.

    New botes in AL WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    She small, and she thicc

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    OMG her skills, best support carrier confirmed? F Unicorn

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    Eh, I guess? Cruiser gun vs low efficiency dive bomber squadron... Hm.

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    HOWECHAMA-CHAMA!

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    Huh? HUH? HUUUUUH?

    And after some limit-braking, retrofitting, getting down to ~305 slots used I somehow ended up with 317/320 again. DAMN BULLINS BULLING ME!

    1. HowitzerBlitzer

      HowitzerBlitzer

      Someone explain this post to me, I don't even know what cartoons kids watch these days.

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      @HowitzerBlitzer

      First part: Fate franchise, screenshot taken from mobile game Fate Grand Order. Basically, as I said, everyone is hot for Astolfo. He kinda exploded in popularity after Fate/Apocrypha got anime adaptation. Meanwhile, D'eon gets overlooked, despite, uh, being a more enigmatic... Surprise. And is way more cute imo.

      Second part: another mobile game, Azur Lane: bet your in-game currencies on getting the waifuboats that you want, and then send them through ww2-like hell with a bit of a twist. Fun to play, generous gacha, (I'm 100% f2p for now and keep on getting pretty much everyone I want). Why do I post my GETs? Well, why not? Since they are so

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      XD

    3. HowitzerBlitzer

      HowitzerBlitzer

      Ah, makes sense.

      A little tricky sometimes though because you can't tell who's a guy and who's a girl anymore xd

  4. orzel286

    Hm, so every time I get something new from gacha I get a fair bit of lag before the animation starts playing (before the first one if 10-roll). Which would suggest that the game gets back info about what you get first and then displays it in random order(?) or with a "yup, it's a gold card after all" variable, for example:

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    Got her from a ticket, and it was a 3* assasin card at first, then started changing.

    The more you know...

  5. orzel286

    Damn daily build won't give me Ning Hai, fine! Give me Essex the...

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    Oh... :poi:

  6. orzel286

    Oh boi, SHE T H I C C

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    I wish I could bury my face in those thighs...

    Ibuki is next.

  7. orzel286

    Holy crap, Emiya archer is weak af straight out of the box...

    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      NP5ed fully strengthened... He's alright.

       

      Would be nice to stop rolling him now. (to be fair only had 1 extra)

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      NP1, done the first strengthening so far, a bit better I guess? At least the 3rd skill isn't completely useless now.

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      He's a pretty decent servant, his main draw though is that he is a bonus servant for a fuck tonne of events.

  8. orzel286

    Ink-stained waifubotes are GET

    Loli fox bb, would licc feet, barrage skill is also nice.

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    My Little Submarine Can't Be This Cute!

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    Shirakami Fubuki Alter

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    Port slots: 319/320, oof. Also: why am I not leveling botes that I have multiple copies of? That would free about 20 slots... 20 More copies for retrofits. Why am I like this? :feelsbad:

     

  9. orzel286

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HIBDGni1-o

    Fall into the rabbit hole guys. You'll enjoy it, trust me.

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      orzel286

      @echo9835 I was confused at first too, but then I thought to myself "eh, what's the worst that can happen". And now in my head, in an infinite loop: "Haachama wa hen~~"

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afJEpNE-Al8

       

    3. echo9835

      echo9835

      Why did I click that link?

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      @echo9835 You wanted to witness ART! The absolute genius of Haachama! To get addicted to her stinky feet!

       

      Haachama wa hen~~

      Haachama wa hen~~

      Haa cha ma wa HEN!:disco:

  10. orzel286

    So artistic yet so true...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zrB3ZPCi3Y

     

  11. orzel286

    >eyyyyy, new support that I don't find that useful tbh, so I'm not hyped

    >will roll all my sq to not get her anyway

    >oh, well, I'll at least screencap all my 10-rolls so everyone can see how bad my luck is

    There you go:

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    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      690 SQ, 45 tickets...

       

      For 1 Skadi.

       

      Fuck me.

       

      Also double skadi = NP looping quick AOE servants.

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      690sq? Nice. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      I only used 20 tickets, I think (didn't screencap those) and, yeah, 180sq. So over 400-something sq leftover for... Hm. Summer 2&3? Tbh I kinda want Summer Raikou and I don't know who's on summer 3 lol. Summer Jannu & BB? Summer Carmilla when?

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      TBF i did save up all that quartz specifically for skadi.

       

      I'm now waiting on... I'm not sure. What will be the next thing to come out that i am after? I think its going to be next year - Kingprotea.


      Gao.

  12. orzel286

    First non-Mashu max bond, wooooooooooooooo!

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    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Kiyoyo max bond, nice.

       

      Get Georgios and Herc to max bond, Georgios is one of the best things you will ever have for hard content because of his 3 turn taunt, high def and guts. His bond CE makes that so much more useful.

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      >max bond

      >no h-scene

      My life is ruined.

      I don't think I've ever used Georgios. I think I only used stall teams once or twice...
       

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Stall teams are great for challenge quests.

  13. orzel286

    Richie Lulu is get

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    Oooooooh, I do have faith in those thighs!

  14. orzel286

    Youtube is really stepping up their censorship game, videos and comments disappearing left, right and center.

    Even my comment about Flamu getting out of the closet and just embracing his weebness and congratulating him on subscriber milestone got fucking nuked.

  15. orzel286

    >got to the ending of gudaguda

    >Okita Alter is so cuuuuuuuuuute!

    >j-just one 10 roll....

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    I hate this game.

    >got 70 cubes after not getting L'Opiniatre during the last event

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    THIGHS!

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    AHOGE QUEEN! Now only Richie Lulu remains, I'll farm the others.

    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Only did a 10 roll for the CEs at the start of the event. Got the 4 star and 5 star CE, and a copy of IZO!

       

      Now i am continuing to suppress my urge to roll until skadi..... with a few tickets thrown at valkyrie because she's awesome.

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      I'll roll for Skadi, but I think I already know the result. After that, I don't even know what I'll do with the sq/tickets.

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      hard rolling for skadi.

  16. orzel286

    >yay, I can get three heavy cruisers from the event

    >wait, this is guadalcanal, right?

    >tfw all of them were sunk

    F

  17. orzel286

    Now I got diabetes

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNeCtEecjVo

     

  18. orzel286

    D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Adopted!

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    1. Haswell

      Haswell

      Don't you dare have lewd thoughts.

      :officersexii:

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      PROTECT FROM LEWD ARTISTS AT ALL COSTS!

  19. orzel286

    *hand washing intensifies*

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    Gacha L'Opiniatre s'il vous plaît? T_T

  20. orzel286

    200 cubes spent, got every gacha baguettebote... Except L'Opiniatre.

     

    Halp.

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      Did you pick her for the wishing well?

       

      I picked Ping Hai and Tang Yuan.  Flat coronabotes lul.

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Can't pick them.

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      Ooooooooh. right, I forgot, no boats recently added to the pool, F.

  21. orzel286

    Baguettebotes coming to AL, first rerun then Sandy retro stuff and new French event. Time to progress the story a bit further for dock spaces lol.

    Remember to wash your hands before headpatting Le Malin!

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    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      U no save cubes for Frenchbotes? @MagicalFlyingFox

       

      I didn't have a good start today...

      >finally, a second copy of Kagerou! that took a while, now I can max limit break her and I only need one more for retro!

      >muscle memory kicks in and instead of limit breaking I enhance her

      Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck.

      Also:

      >whew, bought 20 more dock spaces

      >almost all of them get used immediately

      How the fuck does that happen every damn time? :rabble:

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      No save cubes for frenchies because i only care about the britshits yo

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      Yeah, keep saving, maybe Ark Royal Alter will have a rate-up :o

      BUILDABLE SIRENS WHEN?

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    What a time to be alive

     

  23. orzel286

    Errrr, Marblehead? You ok? :poi:

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    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      177013

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      Yes, I know about those magic numbers, but I'd never expect that Marblehead gets turned on so much by studying... Also: winter crown will be permanently added to the archives with botes in their respective pools and as map drops. Finally I get the chance to get no pantsu meido! :disco:

    3. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      MAIDS IN REGULAR POOL

      FUCK YES

  24. orzel286

    Azur lane Tartu event wooo!

    SP1: lul, ez

    SP2: some damage, still ez auto

    SP3: fucking OOF

  25. orzel286

    Neptune is get, Monarch next. Triple bb/battlecruiser backlines already sound like oil shortage.

    1. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      HMS meme fleet; forever 12, hood, Warspite. Ajax Retro, Leander Retro, Belfast. 


      So glorious.

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