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  1. THICC


    And this is where gacha started throwing cvs at me, because I also got yorktown, ark royal/lolicon and saratoga.

    1. Haswell


      My eyes. They need to be bleached.


    2. orzel286


      No, no, no, you can't bleach your eyes - you need them to enjoy the long legs and THICC thighs of mama Zeppelin. You can see the area where her skirt ends? It's magical, makes my pp extremely hard every time I have a look at it. @Haswell

    3. Haswell
    1. Balthazars


      LOL that is amazing! 10/10 would buy.

    2. orzel286



      are you going to donate enough to get a Hitler body pillow?

      Oh shit, the option is actually there XD

      250$ tho, damn...

    3. Wanderjar


      dear lord. I can't decide if this is the best troll ever or srsbsns 

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  2. Fug, I should've read the damn event guide, wouldn't have fed the exp to kid Gil, now I need mecha Liz to 3rd ascension.


    I also wonder if she has lewds...

  3. tfw both fgo and al go through maintenence at the same time


  4. inb4 smoothbore guns and atgms in wot because they said they'll never implement them.
  5. 24h charity race/stream by Jimmy Broadbent&Co, over 10k pounds raised for now


  6. >FGO NA being fucking HELLBENT on not allowing people to play on emulators, while JP got rid of all anti-emu protection

    Some people just love the taste of semen, don't they?

    1. orzel286



      You say that like it's a bad thing? 

      Well, that depends - if you keep drinking instead of doing the right thing then yeah, it's a bad thing.


      Wat? What is FGO?

      Fate Grand Order, mobile waifu game :doge:

    2. Haswell


      Is it like Skyrim on Switch, but with waifu mods by default?

    3. orzel286


      No, it's more like your typical turn-based jrpg where you have to roll the dice for waifus but get salt instead. :doge:

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  7. rip 1gb ram stick, 2gb of ram left, android emulators went bananas because MUH RAM.

  8. Playing azur lane for a couple of days now:

    -menus are not as noob friendly as in fgo

    -LOTS of currencies and stuff

    -you can get shipgirls from gacha, events AND (at least some of them; and even some rare ones) as a drop. HOLY SHIT, imagine getting a 4* in FGO while grinding materials... DEVS, I NEED THIS!

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    2. Assassin7


      im rolling for whoever, I want enterprise and Belfast myself. 

    3. MagicalFlyingFox


      I've played on/off for a while. I have most of the SSRs that I've been on for. 

    4. orzel286




      Also me: damn how did I run out of dock space again?

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  9. Whew, finally found settings that allow fgo to run ok in nox. Slightly longer loading times than in bluestacks, but it works.

    In other news: "westerners only" quests are bugged :v

  10. Rolling for Memelin

    >got Salter

    Ok, I guess that's it, but let's keep on rolling, maybe gacha will give me something...

    >got emiya assasin


    26 tickets, over 160sq  spent T_T

    1. MagicalFlyingFox


      I got another Merlin rolling random tickets to make it a nice round number. I was hoping for Salter.



      NP2 Merlin why?

    2. orzel286


      Gacha is such an asshole T_T

  11. FGO just stopped working for me... T_T


    Ok, switched to nox, then switched it to android 4 and it's working again, whew.

  12. So the mystery of the 0 key still remains...
  13. tfw I'll have one less cat tomorrow :(

    She had cancer removed a couple of months ago, but multiple metastases shown up, for the last week or so it was just a matter of making it comfy for her because nothing can be done. Now she doesn't even move, so it's time I guess.

    Had her for ~11 years, she always did whatever she liked and didn't give a damn. The Countess.

    1. orzel286


      Welp, the plan was to take her to the vet, but she went her own way as always and passed away some time after I fed her during the night.

      @SchnitzelTruck Cats are the best tho, some of them behave like dogs and you don't have to walk them :v

    2. echo9835


      So sorry to hear about that. It seems that cats live with us on their own terms and leave on their own terms. 

    3. orzel286


      You can own some cats, some behave like nobility and some own you. While the Countess did whatever she wanted she was very well behaved as well.

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  14. tfw beaten the damn Herc exhibition quest without pro strats lol

  15. This patent was debunked way back in 2013. Also: in said patent weren't there like 4 versions of the mm? If it's implemented - by gathering data it would be noticeable which one is used.
  16. Rey's new lightsaber doubles as a both-holes-at-once vibrator :v

    I told you this new trilogy was garbage right after the force awakens!

    1. orzel286


      Prequels are better, fite me :bigdoge:

    2. Zinn


      I dunno, that double dildo action sounds like Star Wars finally got good :doge:

    3. Diriz0n


      I liked the praetorians.

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  17. Finished london

    >hurr durr I'll end humani...


    -200k hp with pretty much only memelin for support (I'm not counting Ushi, her charisma is lv4 I think) XD I can't wait 'til I max lvl the rest of my gang, so I can focus on skills.

  18. Aaaaah, yes, ease-of-access menu, forgot about that one.
  19. >even more nice banners after summer

    >completely spent

    >want to save for Memelin

    wat do

    1. lavawing


      only got NP1 summer moosashi #feelsbadman

    2. orzel286


      Musashi in one-piece is hot af. 2 years from now... But I think I'm waiting for Chen Gong the most :D

    3. lavawing


      Chen Gong is a walking meme machine definitely go for him

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  20. Tip: if key isn't working or you forgot the shortcut to a special character you can use the character map.
  21. submarines coming to wows, lol, rest in piss

    1. Assassin7


      Yeah, i still remember sometime during the alpha/beta testing they stated subs will NEVER come to the game.

      Le fucking sigh

    2. punishersal


      Wasn't there a heavy discussion why this is bad idea because it would literally be like arty in WoT?

    3. orzel286


      There were many discussions about why some ideas are bad, never stopped wg from implementing them.

  22. >tfw you get lost on the way to tinder so badly you somehow end up on wotlabs And I thought my sense of direction was bad lul
  23. >summer 2 gacha trolling me hard

    >5 tickets, 120 sq, 5 damn Hectors and summer Martha wooo

    >29sq left, I'll do one more 10 roll once I get the quartz

    >got it next day, one more Hector XDDDDDD

    >Martha np2


    My first 5* XD @MagicalFlyingFox

    1. orzel286


      Being useful is nice, but dem tiddies! Especially on Martha *_*

    2. MagicalFlyingFox


      Do i have you as a friend on FGO?

    3. orzel286


      Probably not, I don't have a good support setup, but I can't stop you from adding me XD 717,120,593 iirc

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