Jump to content


  • Content Count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won


Status Updates posted by canadiantrex

  1. I encountered a pubbie today with an average DPG of 539. In his 215b 183. I can't even.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Meirzin


      How is that possible? 

    3. PlanetaryGenocide


      It's a pubbie shitter in a 183, so his average three-game session probably goes something like this

      • Yolo somewhere, shoot, miss, get killed before reload
      • Yolo somewhere, shoot, miss, get killed before reload
      • Yolo somewhere, shoot, nuke a light tank, get killed before reload
    4. Meirzin


      But I was getting higher dpg in tier 6-8 meds and lights actively trying to die as fast as I could. 

  2. When your Blackdog rams an ELC Even at full speed while shoving HESH up his ass...

    1. Errants


      Why use the HESH? Should be fatal offa ram alone.

    2. canadiantrex


      Cause he didn't die. So I killed him.

  3. when a 400 hp Panther decides to trade shots 1 for 1:

    Orthol (2:02:57 AM) Really a player like you should know better than to gold spam like a pleb. Fucking wanker piece of shit
    canadiantrex (2:05:07 AM) killed you bruh
    canadiantrex (2:05:10 AM) you mad bruh?
    canadiantrex (2:05:14 AM) get gud, son

    1. DirtyACE7


      That is the poster child for the majority of the player base on NA. Dumb and rude.

    2. KruggWulf


      Get OOOOWNED, son.

  4. When your 90mm HESH pens a T71 for 330 damage and set him on fire.... MMMMPPPPHHHHHH

    1. sundanceHelix


      kekeke basically my entire life in the M4190 Blackdog

    2. PlanetaryGenocide
  5. Serious question:

    When grinding credits, why should I spend 10 - 15 minutes trying to win and earn 70k credits, when I can yolo suicide inside of 3 minutes and still earn 40k profit? (with a 50% credit boner)

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. DirtyACE7


      What if you don’t look at it like suiciding but acquiring xvm camo while earning lots of credits? I’m honestly thinking about just playing like a complete shitter lately just so I can show up as a yellow or something even worse for these xvm focusing mouthbreathers.

    3. canadiantrex


      I ain't intentionally playing like shit for 15k battles just acquire some short term XVM camo...

    4. Meirzin


       You make a good point, time to suiscout until I get all the t10s I have researched but can't afford

  6. #remove_arty_players_from_this_timeline

  7. Why do Argentinian players bring up the Malvinas then get so worked up and team killy when you ask why they're still called Falklands?

    1. Show previous comments  11 more
    2. hazzgar


      @Hellsfog yes he is super biased but most of what he tells about is factually correct. I dislike his tone but his book is worth the read. Especially to get a different view of history than "fuck yeah america". You can fact check most of what he writes and he isn't wrong and he is not annoying. I'm fortunate enough to read it in my native language where the translator has put out his biased tone because that's all the problem with the book. 

      @monjardin yeah but tribalism is basically protecting your family and friends. Local tribalism exists but nations are artificial creations. I come from a country that wasn't a nation state till 10th century and while regular history books celebrate the start of our country in reality it was just a bunch of warriors who conquered everyone. I doubt the people were proud someone told them they are a country anymore a shopowner is proud of the mobsters that extort him 

    3. canadiantrex


      get the fuck out of my comment thread...

      Fucking God save the Queen.

    4. hazzgar


      @Hellsfog also pls don't use socialist as an insult. The same way I could use free market drone as an insult but that's silly. Both ways of thinking make sense in different situations. Going balls to the wall with any policy is dumb. 

  8. Why did an E-100 HEAT round and an M48 APCR round stun my Obj 257 crew?

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. TAdoo87


      gib replay.

      You either didn't see something or it is a bug.

    3. Gr1nch_1


      Log wouldnt show arty shell if it did no dmg or crit. He probably missed you and just stunned you.

    4. Darvek


      Could have been your arty too.

  9. Spent the day over on the east coast of Florida watching the maiden launch of the Falcon Heavy. Less than 10 miles from the launch pad, shit was fucking tits.

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. monjardin


      Great pics!

    3. NightmareMk9


      We were at the Kennedy Space Center April 10, 2016 for the Space X launch.  It was the first successful landing on the Drone Ship.  It was pretty cool.  We were the last bus to drive past the launch pads before the launch.  Even from 8 miles away the single booster rocket shook the air.  I'll have to get back out there for a Falcon Heavy Launch at some point.

    4. canadiantrex


      I was out at Jetty Park at the port last year for the first reflown booster flight, BulgariaSat.

      Looked just like a normal launch, which, I suppose, is the point.

  10. Fuck Ajit Pai with a rusted out pitchfork.

    1. Tarski


      I try but he won't return my calls. 

    2. Assassin7


      I mean yeah, all the shit. But what new devlopment happened to cause this particular status update?

    3. canadiantrex


      Comcast is already starting to fuck with my internet plan.

      How bout a data cap that results in overage charges for using literally 3% of the monthly capacity of my plan?

  11. Stream of no sky cancer


    1. Errants


      Stop trying to make Blitz happen.

  12. No-Arty stream, now with 100000% more BT-SV.


  13. Found a USB drive at my parent's place that had a copy of "Anfields 8.6 Mod Pack v1.1 - Test" on it

    1. Medjed


      Take it to the pawn shop

  14. Stronk English from the Blitz team....


    1. kukis12345


      Not that bad, expected something worse. That forehead part made me laugh though xD

    2. Raj


      Did a Russian type this? lol

  15. In game tooltip just told that "HIGH EXPLOSIVE ROUNDS NEVER RICOCHET"!!!!!!!11!1!one!!!eleventy!!!!


    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Fulcrous


      I'm pretty sure that even on crack, a pro tip wouldn't include that.

    3. Assassin7


      developer tips are more like "yellow tips"

    4. Fabunil


      "its funny because they do richochet."

      Ya pleb, HE can "bounce" but will never riccochet.


  16. I guess a Super Conq can 1v1 a JPE by just facehugging and DPM'ing APCR through the casemate. Cancerous as fuck for that poor pubbie.

    1. simba90


      One should never express sympathy towards pubbies. They are barely a lifeform

    2. ThomChen114


      let them learn the hard way

  17. Why was there a glowing casket in my garage and wtf does it do?

    1. Hellsfog


      It gives you prizes. YAY!!!! or aids.

    2. hiipanda
  18. Super Conq gun is the comfort my life has been missing.

  19. What do I do if "Q" only fires my main gun and not the secondary?

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Strigonx


      is feature comrade, not bug

    3. Canadian_Reaper


      Launch in safe mode from the game launcher, you don't have to uninstall any mods.

    4. DHP


      To remove all mods you need to delete the "mods" folder aswell has the "res_mods" folder.


      If after these it still fails try to uncheck "server reticle".

  20. Going to Ireland next month.

    Can you yuros suggest some shit to do?

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. hazzgar


      Ping me tomorow. My friend is a great cook and he worked in a great restaurant there (not cheap though. he will be chef in 5 years, maybe less in something good) so I can tell you where. Also stay long enough and you will meet Bjork. Small country. All of my friends who were there for more than 1 month did

    3. Hellsfog


      Is Bjork in Ireland?

    4. hazzgar


      Fuck im a moron. I read Iceland

  • Create New...