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DHP

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  1. I just witnessed a women next to me on the plane trying to fit TWO female buckle together for 5 minutes.. it was just too funny to say anything..

     

    Once she understood she needed a male side she was trying to fitted to the wrong side of the female buckle !

     

    Sometime life is an amazing thing to witness. :P

    1. Folterknecht

      Folterknecht

      Will she be able to reproduce?

    2. Haswell

      Haswell

      Nah, she'll probably start protesting for gender neutral and non-binary seatbelts, male buckles oppressing female receptors, etc.

    3. orzel286

      orzel286

      HOMOPHOBIC SEATBELTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. @Never or any admin, can we have an italian section ?

    1. lavawing
    2. SaintLaurentius

      SaintLaurentius

      On 5/19/2018 at 9:25 PM, lavawing said:

      Never

      :gachi:

  3. Anybody got a website to watch the new tanks armor model ? Tanks.gg is not updating

    1. breeeze

      breeeze

      nobody has them as long as WG doesn't release the new file format.

  4. A single shot Progetto is basically what the CDC should be. 

  5. celtal (20:59:56) nice cheats

    darkhalopark (21:00:05) thanks

    darkhalopark (21:00:14) ebay 4.99$

    celtal (21:00:24) nice

    darkhalopark (21:00:29) i know

  6. https://tanks.gg/compare/p2640?t=p43

     

    Tier 5 italian is so bad.. It's the same tank at tier 4 but a tier higher.. 

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    2. Katoleras

      Katoleras

      The Italian grind is horrendous. I wouldn't even bother if it wasn't for the 2 simultaneous grind campaigns.

      - Every tank comes with a shitty stock gun and requires massive amount of exp for drastically better top gun.

      - Almost every tank requires 2 engine updates to achieve the decent medium tank speed.

      - Almost every tank requires tracks to mount the better gun. 

    3. Haswell

      Haswell

      All the more reason for you to open your wallet and spend free xp :serb:

    4. sahtila

      sahtila

      Tier7 is decent even with stock gun, thoughI free-exped engine as best engine is big upgrade and biggest weakness of tier 6 was lack of engine power

  7. Just made 50 bonds in an 18 minutes game in Frontline... 

     

    Top damage in my team(10) + general(40).. ez pz

  8. Started playing the cancer 268.4 but its not OP it just fits my playstyle. 

    KN1xofu.jpg

     

     

    Nah i'm just kidding it's OP as balls. ..:P

    1. TAdoo87

      TAdoo87

      Two out of three times you didn't get top XP.

      268V4 confirmed UP, needs a buff.

  9. Tier 4 italian with 70mm HE is just dirty.. Don't skip it boys ! :poi:

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    2. Daerlon

      Daerlon

      I skipped to the tier 5. It's awesome. 20kph mediums for the win. 
      Actually I hate it and gave up grinding Italian line... how is that supposed to be fun.

    3. DHP

      DHP

      @Daerlon tier 5 is trash thought.

    4. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      I ground it out but 59% win rate on a t5 med is embarrasing. 

  10. Best game ever put up on wotreplay for the 705. Also my new record.

    https://tof.cx/image/OOpGU

    http://wotreplays.eu/site/4332908#arctic_region-darkhalopark-object_705

    1. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      In b4 "top tier, geld nub, you were lucky, no skill" 

      Congrats though. 

  11. Me trying to block 4k in the Tier 10 meta in 2018.

     

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    2. nemlengyel
    3. DHP
    4. snowdude21325

      snowdude21325

      I just wish when people do 0 damage with their HE rounds off your maus you got the credit for damaged blocked. I had an STRV fire ~10 HE shells into my maus, did maybe ~200 damage between two shots when I unangled to shoot someone else yet I get no blocked damage. 

  12. Play the hill of cliff for the first time.. Basically can't aim down now because of magic banana rocks.. Fuck that..

  13. first day playing 1.0. Wtf did they do rocks ?? It's like they dropped bananas everywhere.

    1. kreigermann

      kreigermann

      They made a lot of loft escapes very dangerous due to the rocks too.  

      Both Mines and  Airfield have gotten me more than once trying to dump off the loft.

  14. Is the JT worth it at god tier that is tier 9 now ? I will never get the JPe100 but i was thinking of giving the JT a try. Thoughts ? 

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    2. Kymrel

      Kymrel

      I was pleasantly surprised. I thought it would be horrid, but then it turned out to be quite fun with the top gun. Armor isn't reliable at all, but sometimes you get bounces.

    3. RC_Tank

      RC_Tank

      That top 128 is easily one of the best guns in the game

    4. snowdude21325

      snowdude21325

      It has an amazing gun, the problem is you have to hide everything but the super structure with it if you want any chance to bounce. It's good at locking down a lane like that but you can do the same thing with an obj 263 but with more speed. The gun is worse overall, but the standard pen of 270 is just stupid

       

  15. 5 type 5 per team at rank 12. FeelsAmazingMan

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    2. leggasiini

      leggasiini

      Yeah those bots who play type5 because they cant do well in any other tank are now reaching higher ranks. I started seeing more of type5s as well. Thank god I got the rank 15 yesterday so I dont need to bother with the shitty gamemode anymore.

    3. Darvek

      Darvek

      Why bother aiming if you can get all the rewards with premium HE spam?

    4. leggasiini

      leggasiini

      The speed is an issue, as well as the fact you need to expose yourself alot in ridgeline fights to the point where Sconqs will be able to shoot your cupola without being able to shoot them back.

      On maps where everything happens on flat corners, Type 5 is amazing, though.

      I was a scumbag by myself and got rank 15 with 90% of my matches played with the Type 5 :trollface:

  16. With free xp sale on EU I was 1 click away from converting the 200k on the 430 II and 150k on the T-10 ! Thank god ! 

  17. Equipment on the new 263 ? 

    1. Daerlon

      Daerlon

      belleville washers, repair kit, and wet ammo rack. obviously.

  18. Hum.. These teams ? wtf : 

    UcXbTJc.jpg

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    2. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      Correction it's shit. It can get good results but it turns like a t95, has no gun arc or depresion.I hate being outplayed by retarded players only because I have to think 10 moves ahead in this

    3. DHP

      DHP

      Lol, not all tank are for everyone i guess. This is a very specific tank and you probably need to think more about the plays than any other tanks. 

       

      Maybe i am bias since i have been playing some shity tier 8 (65t and T8 chinese td). But i am having decent result (2.5k dpg atm).

    4. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      It feels as bad as the 65t really. Maybe not as bad as the VTU. If it had 5 deg of gun dep or was a bit taller so it could hull down behind wrecks better I'dl like it but for now? Jesus. I will end up with 2k at best.

  19. Spawned on the wrong side of the map on hill in ranked ? Well too fucking bad ! Now try to win with them having hill and crossfire your ass. 

  20. Dunno how it is on NA but on EU after 48h of ranked there is already 500 people in league 1 and 2800 in league 3.

     

    Total opposite of beta season 1 and 2. it should be much easier to get in league 1 imo since there is no cutback every Monday now. 

    1. TAdoo87

      TAdoo87

      That cut system was just bullshit, that is one reason why it is more popular, the other one is the lack of arty. 

  21. Any thoughts on 103B in ranked ? 

    1. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      XP matters in ranked so a tank that does most of the damage from the spots of others will get less XP. 

    2. flare_phoenix
    3. mati_14

      mati_14

      TDs are way too situational to play in ranked, unless is 268 V4 because... I don't think I need to say it...

  22. Did they do something to T10 platoon MM (2players) ?? It's freaking amazing ! 

    1. Daerlon

      Daerlon

      Yes, it's called Ranked Battles...

    2. DHP

      DHP

      ....

       

       

      In Eu there is no ranked battle atm. And i meant that platoon MM in T10 was better than solo T10 and that doesn't really matter whether there is ranked or not.

  23. Played 1hr in T8. Haven't seen one T7-6. but MM is fixed ! :kappa:

    1. hall0

      hall0

      Had you fun against the new Obj 268 v4 in your T8? 

    2. Action

      Action

      yep... same for me... tryed to play some elc even yesterday... winrate crashed and didnt even get some good spotting because weekends...

  24. With 9.22 WG have finally fixed the OP 907. Now it's no longer OP, 430U is here ! 

    1. monjardin

      monjardin

      ...but it's so fun to play!!!

  25. I have 19 tier 10 tanks with less than 30 battles. 8 of them have 0 game and 7 of them have sub 10 games... 

     

    I think I like to grind.. :drunk:

    1. Errants

      Errants

      I feel you, brother. 38 Tier X's owned, 3,040 Tier X battles in randoms/grand. 80 battles per tank.

    2. Sapros

      Sapros

      Or that's how much we dislike the T10 meta. 

      ps: 29 T10s with less than 30 battles. 

       

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