DHP

My parents were concerned about me drinking brake fluid. I told them I could stop anytime.
 

A single shot Progetto is basically what the CDC should be. 

celtal (20:59:56) nice cheats
darkhalopark (21:00:05) thanks
darkhalopark (21:00:14) ebay 4.99$
celtal (21:00:24) nice
darkhalopark (21:00:29) i know

celtal (20:59:56) nice cheats
darkhalopark (21:00:05) thanks
darkhalopark (21:00:14) ebay 4.99$
celtal (21:00:24) nice
darkhalopark (21:00:29) i know

I have finally done it, haHAA

am I the reincarnation of Satan

Tier 4 italian with 70mm HE is just dirty.. Don't skip it boys ! 

Best game ever put up on wotreplay for the 705. Also my new record.
https://tof.cx/image/OOpGU
http://wotreplays.eu/site/4332908#arctic_region-darkhalopark-object_705

Beautiful gun on a not so beautiful platform, 215b 3 marked

the more I play this patch, the more I realised exactly what I feared would happen with this patch has happened, and WG has completely fucked every single map in some way. I haven't found a map I like more than before yet

I have dreamed about 3 marking the TOG since they introduced MoE system. Back then though, I had like 1200 recents or something, so it was nothing but an impossible dream.
Almost 4 years later...

I have finally done it ;__;

Ranked is just worse than randoms. Just a bunch of retards trying harder than usual. So they just camp more than usual and manage to die anyway. Example: no one goes forest on Murovanka they dont push the other area and I am stuck with a bat camping like a td.
Oh and the exp system that favors kills is fantastic. I had a game with 1k dmg more than a SConq but got less exp because he had more 2 more kills. So my over 5k game combined meant nothing. 
Well i got to rank 8 or 9 or whatever and I think I am done for.
Sorry for the rant

this mark was just ridiculously hard

This popped up as I was checking my stats on Wotlabs. Wtf man not cool.

Finally......
 
Mission completed! Reward:
Vehicles added: T 55A (crew 100%)
Slots added: 1

Not even 2 months in and 7 fucking school shootings in the States. Then Trump administration repeals any form of restriction from the Obama-era. Come the fuck on America. Why are you a backwards-assed country? What is so "great" about people dying because of outdated ideals that originated from time of war?

With 9.22 WG have finally fixed the OP 907. Now it's no longer OP, 430U is here ! 

I have 19 tier 10 tanks with less than 30 battles. 8 of them have 0 game and 7 of them have sub 10 games... 
 
I think I like to grind.. 

Dear journal.
Yesterday, a stranger in random battle shielded me INTENTIONALLY. 22k+ battles and this is the second time I have seen this behavior. I am sad because I will never see him again.

Dear journal.
Yesterday, a stranger in random battle shielded me INTENTIONALLY. 22k+ battles and this is the second time I have seen this behavior. I am sad because I will never see him again.

hawaiian missile was a mishap. But this ain't : 
 

Obj 260 is get!

So, sunk a total of $140 into NY Lewt Bauxen. No Type 59 (or any other Tier VIII tank awarded), but I did net ~$297 in Gold, Credits, Garage Slots, and Premium Time.
So, not a total waste?

Caernarvon is the most OP thing I’ve ever played  
Pre-nerf T-22 doesnt even come close  

WG are having a tourney and was supposed to stream it. 
Problem is they banned themselves.. 
 
https://clips.twitch.tv/VenomousCrepuscularIcecreamHassaanChop
 
I'm just dying here : 
https://clips.twitch.tv/HumbleHealthySoymilkResidentSleeper