How_Terrible

Ran into my long neglected T29. It asked: "what is...'power creep'?". So I took it for a spin, hoping to explain the phenomenon. Failed to come up with an answer.

WG are having a tourney and was supposed to stream it. 
Problem is they banned themselves.. 
 
https://clips.twitch.tv/VenomousCrepuscularIcecreamHassaanChop
 
I'm just dying here : 
https://clips.twitch.tv/HumbleHealthySoymilkResidentSleeper

Why did they have to ruin the holiday ops with a CGC on track?
 

First I hear complaints about a gold shooting UDES, and then I run into this. The heck were they doing? 
Oh the things you see in randoms...

Just noticed the M48 is on track for both Asia and NA. Guess you could say I see a Patton emerging

Fuck yeah my first 3 mark. Thanks to Wotlabs for making me L2P. When I joined I was a 51% recent bob. I'm happy even though the last 3% were frustrating since arty started loving me. 

WG should really remove tank module grinding and simply give us the tank fully unlocked when purchased. In exchange for that they should increase the exp necessary to get the next tank of the line for the same amount. So in the end we would play the same number of games and even use the same amount of free exp to get to next tank quicker, but without the horror of having to research tracks and the rest of the bs.
 

Edit: Note 8 actually arrived today @How_Terrible
HYPE!
My phone is arriving faster than my case... 

Cold waters campaign in a seawolf, ooooooooooooh yeah. It's a great boat, fast, stealthy, turns like a jet fighter.
So I'm hunting down an invasion force, sunk one of the escorts, another one closes in, I'm like "meh, he doesn't have a contact on me", I launch mk48 adcap, cut the wire, go to flank speed to chase down those landing ships. My torp homes in on the escort, dodges one noisemaker, dodges another one... And locks on me.
You've got to be shitting me.
 
I really, REALLY hate to be on the receiving end when it comes to improved mk48's - they're persistent, have a lot of fuel and they're so fucking fast, it's a nightmare... While dodging soviet torps I can just use knuckles and not go vertical at all, come out without breaking a sweat even in a slower boat - in contrast I have to steer hard and drop several noisemakers and which might make mk48 miss by a fraction of an inch.
Coming up from 1100ft to 400ft, dropping another noisemaker, going back to bottom again... Huh? Where did that torp go?
It went back to homing on it's intended target and sunk it.
Torp-pong best mini-game since gwent?

If WG ran a city I imagine everyday would look like this.
 
 

If WG ran a city I imagine everyday would look like this.
 
 

If WG ran a city I imagine everyday would look like this.
 
 

If WG ran a city I imagine everyday would look like this.
 
 

If WG ran a city I imagine everyday would look like this.
 
 

The most positive thing about wot is wotlabs.
Thank you guys for being here and i guess thank you...wot ?!

– “Arty is a perfectly fine tank class for autists, what do you dislike?” – Slava Makarov; 
hahahahahahava

This morning in the  WG EU offices:
WG_EU_Community_Manager: I think we have this under control. At the very least it can't get any worse then it already is.
 
This morning in the NA offices:
WG_NA_Community_Manager:  *walks in, sees that EU is resolving their problem, decides that this just won't stand* HOLD MAH BEEEER!!!!!!!!!!
 
Several hours later at the EU offices:
Jingles: I'm out, bro!
Random less important CC: Me to!
WG_EU_Community_Manager: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

This morning in the  WG EU offices:
WG_EU_Community_Manager: I think we have this under control. At the very least it can't get any worse then it already is.
 
This morning in the NA offices:
WG_NA_Community_Manager:  *walks in, sees that EU is resolving their problem, decides that this just won't stand* HOLD MAH BEEEER!!!!!!!!!!
 
Several hours later at the EU offices:
Jingles: I'm out, bro!
Random less important CC: Me to!
WG_EU_Community_Manager: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Number 17 is relevant.
http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-699-27-video-game-moments-that-made-you-walk-away-forever/

Number 17 is relevant.
http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-699-27-video-game-moments-that-made-you-walk-away-forever/

TFW you don't notice a co-worker 10 feet away from you because he is 1. A rather small fellow. 2. Hispanic and standing in front of a brown storage cabinet. :-|

TFW you don't notice a co-worker 10 feet away from you because he is 1. A rather small fellow. 2. Hispanic and standing in front of a brown storage cabinet. :-|

Opened up WoT. Played three games. Ragequit. Finally uninstalled the client.

Spent 63 days in hospital, had baby. Anything different here?

Gentlemen, we have ascended to an unprecedented level of irony