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sohojacques

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    sohojacques reacted to Haswell for a status update, I miss Orzel's shitpoasts.   
    I miss Orzel's shitpoasts.
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    sohojacques reacted to Private_Miros for a status update, My new favourite pubbie quote: "My WR increases by a significant factor when I use re   
    My new favourite pubbie quote:
    "My WR increases by a significant factor when I use repair kits. I don't in 90% of my battles, because I feel that they are intrinsically no different to using premium ammo so prefer not to."
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    sohojacques reacted to Rexxie for a status update, guys are so fucking creepy to girls online   
    guys are so fucking creepy to girls online
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    sohojacques reacted to lavawing for a status update, how2play tier 8 mediums, 2020 ed tier 8 match without Defenders - feelsgoodman drive   
    how2play tier 8 mediums, 2020 ed
    tier 8 match without Defenders - feelsgoodman drive to 1 of the 3 corridors on the map enemy wheelie gets spotted, use your awesome soft stats to lead your sub 1k shells miss switch to APCR pound the dirt harder than Caligula smacked the sea meanwhile friendly AMX gets spotted, skillfully ducks in and out of cover while getting shish-kebabbed by 3 or 4 railguns be first to make it the medium hulldown spot
    spot a CS-52, a Bourrasque and a Progetto racing their way up use your awesome bloom to snap the Progetto dealing a game winning 220 damage. only 5 to go, hurrah! CS-52 while going 40 up the hill hitscans you from 300m away, luckily, hitting the strongest part of your armour, your gun mantlet, pens, and only takes a quarter of your HP, your commander and loader Bourrasque bumrushes you and only pens one shot; you scare him off with a colossal 250 highroll now at 1/2 HP. hang back behind cover to rethink your life decisions until you lose focus Bourrasque and Progetto leave to farm more obliging targets
    mind your own business spotting for your camping Skorpion/S1/SU enemy Renegade waddles up to your spot and you aim carefully for his LFP, dealing an incredibly average 240 damage. Renegade hugs hard cover, ducks out, and gives you .5 seconds to aim before aiming in your general direction and snapping your turret with APCR. now at 1/4 HP CS-52 peeks and leaves you at 80 HP. you track him semi broadside but don't pen. meanwhile your friendly neighbourhood camping TDs bounce off his UFP and turret because aiming is hard. CS-52 railguns the only exposed pixel on your turret.  welcome to the garage! congratulations, here are your 15k credits for doing 750 damage and 250 spotting. well played!
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    sohojacques reacted to kolni for a status update, after a 15 game losing streak while being top 3 on gold most games got me to understa   
    after a 15 game losing streak while being top 3 on gold most games got me to understand that wot suffering is literally a breeze compared to the dark infinite pit of league of legends retardation teammates
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    sohojacques reacted to lavawing for a status update, I literally live in HK and used to have like 10 ping. Yesterday for some reason it ju   
    I literally live in HK and used to have like 10 ping. Yesterday for some reason it jumped to 110 with packet loss. And here I was wondering why I couldn't hit shit with 1569ms APCR

    At this point even ANZ is infinitely more playable wtf.

    GG CCP for turning everything you touch into shit
     
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    sohojacques reacted to Private_Miros for a status update, I was watching a documentary on ancient Sumer and heard about 4000 year old recipes p   
    I was watching a documentary on ancient Sumer and heard about 4000 year old recipes preserved in cuneiform.

    So... yeah...
    [picture]


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    sohojacques reacted to Kymrel for a status update, That feeling when you surprise an EBR 105 and frontally ram him in an LT-432 with bot   
    That feeling when you surprise an EBR 105 and frontally ram him in an LT-432 with both of you going full speed. Shot and rammed from 0 to dead. I lost about half health. 10/10 would do again.
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    sohojacques reacted to Rexxie for a status update, In typical WG fashion, the Ruinberg update made the town completely busted for north   
    In typical WG fashion, the Ruinberg update made the town completely busted for north spawn. The elevated platform they added at E2 is basically an I Win button for hulldown tanks. South cant contest the courtyard anymore- literally every time I drive up there I can fall asleep and still end up with 1k+ base xp.
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    sohojacques reacted to monjardin for a status update, I’m happy about @Rexxie singlehandedly attempting to resurrect this forum. Next thing   
    I’m happy about @Rexxiesinglehandedly attempting to resurrect this forum. Next thing you know, I may spot someone other than @Errants in the in-game WotLabs channel.

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    sohojacques reacted to Rexxie for a status update, PITY DERPED MY SKODA AND IM EXTREMELY MAD   
    PITY DERPED MY SKODA AND IM EXTREMELY MAD 
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    sohojacques reacted to ZXrage for a status update, Fuck the tier 8 spaghetti tank is actually getting a buff, I didn't think this was po   
    Fuck the tier 8 spaghetti tank is actually getting a buff, I didn't think this was possible. They embedded the rammer bonus into the tank so you can run your third slot as vents and boost everything more
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    sohojacques reacted to ZXrage for a status update, First 3 mark! (that I actually tried for) I'm really thankful to the WoTLabs communit   
    First 3 mark! (that I actually tried for)

    I'm really thankful to the WoTLabs community for giving me the resources to improve myself, especially @kolni for his statement of trying for 'non-losing' gameplay, which helped me get my mindset into staying alive ^^
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    sohojacques reacted to Private_Miros for a status update, Called it: Tom_Soop, on 25 June 2020 - 09:56 PM, said: Apart from picking your tank,   
    Called it:
    Tom_Soop, on 25 June 2020 - 09:56 PM, said:
    Apart from picking your tank, drowning and jumping off cliffs are the only things in this game that you can control.
    Think about that for a second.
    Everything else is manipulated by WG.  
    Private_Miros, on 25 June 2020 - 08:22 AM, said:
    Without implying that all or even a majority of (sub)average players do this, or that no above average players do this, I do believe that generally lower skilled players are prone to drown themselves.
    Added to lower skill level is frustration about having no control about anything in the game (hence why they are (below) average). So the drowning and griefing is one of the only slithers of control they have over their actions in the game. For the rest they are just the playing ball of fortune, teams, MM and RNG.
    Kind of sad, but somewhere understandable.
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    sohojacques reacted to NightmareMk9 for a status update, LMFAO WG random player names   
    LMFAO  WG random player names

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    sohojacques reacted to hazzgar for a status update, Finally 3 marked the tank that trolled me so damn hard. Leo you low roll machine. I l   
    Finally 3 marked the tank that trolled me so damn hard. Leo you low roll machine. I love u even if u hate me

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    sohojacques reacted to Snoregasm2 for a status update, My first tier 10 3 mark. I know, pretty shit, but i've had a mental block for years -   
    My first tier 10 3 mark. I know, pretty shit, but i've had a mental block for years - thanks to the community here for all the tips, and in particular to @kolni for his great feedback and analysis.


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    sohojacques reacted to ZXrage for a status update, someone doesn't know about the building gap in abbey   
    someone doesn't know about the building gap in abbey 

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    sohojacques reacted to TheMarine0341 for a status update, Finally did a thing, broke the 10k damage barrier. Almost 11k but adrenaline   
    Finally did a thing, broke the 10k damage barrier. Almost 11k but adrenaline
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    sohojacques reacted to Kymrel for a status update, How the fk is that not a pen? Leo PTA shooting at a Grille 15 with a 30mm upper plate   
    How the fk is that not a pen? Leo PTA shooting at a Grille 15 with a 30mm upper plate.

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    sohojacques reacted to echo9835 for a status update, I unlocked the Chimera yesterday and I've played about 25 games in it. This tank actu   
    I unlocked the Chimera yesterday and I've played about 25 games in it. This tank actually is a good reward tank. Like the Excalibur it isn't OP, but it provides a novel and interesting tank without fucking it up for everyone it goes up against. Now its time to move on to the Object 260 missions.
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    sohojacques reacted to Private_Miros for a status update, Standard B and Progetto 65 supertest nerfbatted: Progetto 65 Turret Traverse Speed: f   
    Standard B and Progetto 65 supertest nerfbatted:
    Progetto 65
    Turret Traverse Speed: from 36 to 34 
    Aiming Time (s): from 2.1 to 2.5 
    Increased the dispersion after firing a shot  
    Dispersion at 100 m (m): from 0.33 to 0.35 
    Removed the ability to mount the Gun Rammer 
    Standard B
    The Cannone da 90 Rh gun in the top turret: 
    Aiming Time (s): from 2 to 2.1; Dispersion at 100 m (m): from 0.32 to 0.33 
    Increased the dispersion after firing a shot 
    The Cannone da 105 Rh V1 gun in the top turret: 
    Aiming Time (s): from 2.3 to 2.5; Dispersion at 100 m (m): from 0.35 to 0.37 
    Increased the dispersion after firing a shot 
    Top engine power: from 750 to 690 (Specific Power: from 21.8 to 20) 
    Removed the ability to mount the Gun Rammer.
    Meanwhile... Object 430U gets 270/280 cupola weakspots, and some minor dispersion increase on the move.
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    sohojacques reacted to kolni for a status update, yup - it's busted   
    yup - it's busted
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    sohojacques reacted to hazzgar for a status update, LOL at wg guy admiting on circons stream Brit Lights are so bad so few people play th   
    LOL at wg guy admiting on circons stream Brit Lights are so bad so few people play them they have no data to balance them
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    sohojacques reacted to hazzgar for a status update, This warrants a separate post - stock gun on Brit T7 light has 900 DPM. !!!! NINE HUN   
    This warrants a separate post - stock gun on Brit T7 light has 900 DPM. !!!! NINE HUNDRED. As in HALF of what most other lights in tier have. 
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