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CandyVanMan

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  1. Recruiters see unemployed person: Sleep.

    Recruiters see employed person: REAL SHIT

    Every time. Can someone explain this?

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      They might assume someone is unemployed for a reason, it's kinda cruel, but at the same time logical. 
      Someone who's employed would seem like the safer bet, as they are most likely somewhat competent.

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  2. Only one question, SU 130PM or Lowe? Now its time for new credit grinder. Wich of two is better as prem. Wich can carry harder? 520alpha or armor?

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      I run it with rammer/gld/optics, but I'm considering switching optics out for binocs, problem is that I don't have patience to camp, so binocs are barely in effect for me.

      Much better for shitting credits than Löwe anyway, though I like both.

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  3. Welp... think that’s the end of my gaming

     

    8 fractures... cross draft closed a car door on it

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    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      @kolni
      Wish you a speedy recovery, it will most likely be fine, been through quite a few broken bones, and they usually heal up pretty well.
      Just remember to do your physio as soon as possible, do not skip this, that's the most important factor in recovering from stuff like that.

      Did you break only the bones in your hand, or did you fuck up your wrist too?

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  4. Is it worth stepping up from the T95 to the E3? I need a TD to finish TD-15 and I think the worse MM would help me farm more people

    Also the speed on the T95 is hair-raising sometimes

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      Well, T95 is quite shit, so go for E3.

       

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  5. God damn it, was bored due to corona, and went on official forums.

    I'm unable to avoid shitposting there, just hope they only ban me from the forums. 
    Life is struggle.

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      Dear Player,

      Please note that a recent post you made violates our forum policies:

      Spoiler

      That's quite a self contradiction, you can't be both pro arty and sane, that's not how it works.

      Arty is quite obviously broken in this game, it can't be denied by anyone with the capacity for logical thought.

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  6. God damn it, was bored due to corona, and went on official forums.

    I'm unable to avoid shitposting there, just hope they only ban me from the forums. 
    Life is struggle.

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      There are drawbacks to being banned there?

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  7. Damn, why is NoFap so difficult? I can last one day at most. :feelsbad:

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      Wtf is NoFap?
      Well, it's fucking stupid, the prostate needs to be emptied regularly unless you want a drastically higher chance of prostate cancer.

      Fapping is literally the most effective way to reduce the risk of cancer for men.

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  8. Anyone wanting to see something rad go to Redbull.tv and watch red bull rampage

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      No Aggy?
      Did he join the boycott of Rampage?

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  9. Anyone wanting to see something rad go to Redbull.tv and watch red bull rampage

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      Rampage is fucking crazy!
      A bit sad that Remy Metailler wasn't allowed entry to the states for it :(

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    Turns out the buffed 34-3 is preeeeeetttttttttttty good.

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      @CarbonWard You should pm me some of your replays, I seriously wish to see the magic happen.

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    Turns out the buffed 34-3 is preeeeeetttttttttttty good.

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      Turns out that CarbonWard is preeeetty good at internet tonks.

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  12. 61% WR player going middle on Lakeville. Playing Ob 260. What the hell?

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      You can keep lower plate covered pretty well there, and with optics you spot everything, it's actually not a bad spot to be in.
      It is of course quite high risk though.

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  13. I don't know who this whalehax guy is but he's not a fan of exposingwot

    http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/558268-hey-vladimirsrevengegomezadamsthing-1-nice-website-xd/

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      Holy shit that site is cancer o.O
      Someone should just doxx the cunts back.

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  14. I just finished the T95 grind. 88 battles, 74% solo WR. It is very good against clowns. Here is a replay: Clownfiesta 1vs4 :MingLee:

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      So much good gameplay in that match...



      Holy shit what a cripple fight.

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  15. Lowe or Tiger 131 for German heavy trainer/credit maker?

    Edit: Tiger 131 comes with BIA crew so this might make sense.

  16. I hate the new amx 30 proto. OK it has good bloom but the low pen + derpy acc mean I bounce all the time. Also 300pen heat means I bounce on defenders even if I'm over them. ffs.

  17. What is consistency?

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    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      Löwe is awesome, though I was tilting super hard, so that didn't help...

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  18. Made an EU account if someone on EU wants to come play badly with me

     

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      What tiers do you have? 
      I'm willing to play, but I refuse to play below tier 8 (KV-2 is the exception).

  19. Obsidian > Bethesda. Jesus Fallout 4 is so much worse in terms of storytelling and quest structure it is painful (than NV). The game is simplified for conosole bros so dialogue options are limited to 4 simple versions and all quests are go to point a and kill everyone so you can get b. It's basically a single player version of an MMO game.  

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

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      So, what it seems to me is... Fallout 2 best Fallout.

      It is known.

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  20. What the actual fuck is this shit?
     

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    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      I'm pretty sure he's botting, it's not possible to get to tier 8 without having learned enough to at least fire one shot that does damage per battle.

      I refuse to believe that.

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  21. Played 14 battles in tier 8 premium. 

     

    Got 8 tier 10's game and 6 tier 9's game.

     

    Hum... ok ?? 

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      Lol, I'm kinda tired, read 10 battles, was tier 10...

      Fuck me I'm a bad :(

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  22. Played 14 battles in tier 8 premium. 

     

    Got 8 tier 10's game and 6 tier 9's game.

     

    Hum... ok ?? 

    1. CandyVanMan

      CandyVanMan

      I like how you got 16 tier 10 and 9 matches in 14 battles.

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  23. Something isn't right, I'm an orange player and am in the top 200 ratings for BP.

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  24. >tk'd cuz of "obvious hacks"

    rip my E 50M #1 :feelsbad: 

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