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Status Updates posted by CandyVanMan

  1. God damn it, was bored due to corona, and went on official forums.

    I'm unable to avoid shitposting there, just hope they only ban me from the forums. 
    Life is struggle.

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    2. NightmareMk9


      I tired to apologize to the WG mods, but I don't think they even read it...

      Here are my 5 strikes, at least 2-3 of them are complete bullshit

      1st - 10/17/2016

      Nope this idiot makes TanTan look Unicum.

      But on that subject, TanTan should have been banned a year ago for SPAM.  How can you type that same crap every game for thousands of games and not get enough reports for some action

      2nd - 2/2/2017

      WOT and WOWS both just crashed.

       Immigrant Ban in progress

      3rd - 2/24/2017

      When did you buy that account?  Recent WN8

      4th - 8/29/2019

      Global Warming is a myth, but the POS-In-Chief will gladly nuke it for you as it hits Florida.

      5th - 4/12/2020

       ARE you F-ing kidding me? The DAILY Celebration mission expires at 11PM?


    3. CandyVanMan


      Dear Player,

      Please note that a recent post you made violates our forum policies:


      That's quite a self contradiction, you can't be both pro arty and sane, that's not how it works.

      Arty is quite obviously broken in this game, it can't be denied by anyone with the capacity for logical thought.

    4. SchnitzelTruck


      I see they're still handing out bans for anything that isn't hugs and kisses. I received a temp ban for "lol" once as it's unconstructive.

  2. What is consistency?


    1. Gashtag


      Your consistency isn't in game performance, it's in your patience. Finding the will to live through five games in a Löwe deserves sainthood. 

    2. CandyVanMan


      Löwe is awesome, though I was tilting super hard, so that didn't help...

    3. Fulcrous


      What deserves sainthood is playing this game.

  3. What the actual fuck is this shit?



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    2. nabucodonsor


      Cut him some slack he has less than 2k games. Then again if he is a reroll...

    3. CandyVanMan


      I'm pretty sure he's botting, it's not possible to get to tier 8 without having learned enough to at least fire one shot that does damage per battle.

      I refuse to believe that.

    4. nabucodonsor


      The answer may suprise you XD.

      But yeah you are probably right

  4. Shattered my ankle, shit fucking hurts, yo, especially when I'm lucky enough to have a paradoxical reaction to morphine and codeine...


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    2. Errants


      Good luck, mate.  Glad you've got some other options available to you.  Too many pain meds are bad, true, but living in pain actually makes the healing slower.

    3. arthurwellsley


      Best of luck with that. Make sure you have a surgeon who has done whatever op you require a few times before. I completely ruptured my left ACL March 2016. Six weeks pre-operation physiotherapy, then nine months physiotherapy afterwards and skiing again on 28th December 2016. Good luck with the physio. Take it gently at the beginning, but there is a right time to push hard.

    4. Gashtag


      I've honestly looked at this for 10 minutes and still can't figure out what's your ankle and what's your foot... Hope you get well soon mate


  5. Need some christmas spirit in here.


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    2. Gashtag


      Come Friday night I will of access to a tanking computer that has an fps > 5. 

    3. CandyVanMan


      We'll have to get you on discord then.

    4. Gashtag


      jawohl mein fuhrer 

  6. Congrats America, the circus is now run from the monkey cage.

  7. Does ugliness of wallpaper correlate to skill level at tanks?

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    2. Assassin7


      thats not even the worst one :^)

      though I have others as well, and thats only on my laptop. my desktop doesn't have any anime wallpapers. 

    3. CandyVanMan


      I meant wallpaper literally, as in decorative wall coverings.

      Was watching Straik on youtube, and he's got some of the most horrendous wallpaper I've ever laid eyes on.

    4. Assassin7


      he live in Russia, modern taste hasn't been invented there yet

  8. According to a recent study, I have the 2nd most dangerous job in Norway...

  9. My first ever battle in the Type 61, pretty much stock.


    1. Deus__Ex__Machina


      holy shit you won a Serb!


    2. TheMarine0341


      zee HAX are real

  10. RNGesus smiled at me, and let me clutch what was unwinnable.


    1. nemlengyel


      Fire for Effect! Nice!

    2. CandyVanMan


      It was more the part where I was alone vs their WZ, Bat and 50B at the end and won that made that awesome.

  11. Got goodies in the mail today :D


    1. Siimcy
    2. hallo1994
    3. CandyVanMan


      Was on sale, so I couldn't postpone it anymore, saved around 150 eur compared to regular price :D

  12. When there's only reds left alive on both teams.


    1. leggasiini


      When there is two reds alive that both spam AP with 76mm howitzers at 50mm of armor...

    2. CandyVanMan


      That was painful to watch, I only managed to watch half o.O

  13. 9 months ago, I had surgery to fix some torn ligaments in my right shoulder. Today I did my personal best in benchpress :D

    1. Medjed


      i fucked up my shoulder 6 years ago when i was playing handball and today it hurts like a bitch lots of times in the gym

    2. CandyVanMan


      Know that feeling, took 7 years before I got my shoulder fixed.

  14. Should I beard up for winter?
    That is the question.

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    2. Monkey


      When in doubt, go beard

    3. Shade421


      I heard some dirty primitive primates allow themselves to be covered in unsightly and useless vestigial facial growths. I don't know why. It looks like they glued road kill to their faces. The only reason anyone should grow a beard is because they don't have a chin. Disgusting face fungus is slightly better looking than a ghastly transition from face to neck with nothing in between.

    4. CandyVanMan


      I have a pretty good chin, but it's cold as fuck up here at this time of year, and I have never really let any respectable amount of hair sprout from my face before. Guess I'll try it, and if it looks shit I can just say I did it for practical reasons.

  15. Whoever ordered this weather deserves a good old fashioned beating.

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    2. UnusualMedic


      Having fun in the norwegian sea?


    3. Private_Miros
    4. CandyVanMan


      Yeah, really close to Hammerfest; I'm working in aquaculture, so I live on a feeding barge half of the year. It's actually pretty chill, and literally chill at this time of year...

  16. Fuck arty, I'm done with this shit.


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    2. Gashtag


      Shitter, can't handle the heat without me <3

    3. CandyVanMan


      Playing boats until they do something about this arty plague.


      Or when I come home from work in a week, kinda mad atm.

    4. Gashtag


      Yeah so I was thinking about leaving IDEAL...

  17. Bit black and blue now, just got a rock the size of my fist kicked up from the front tire on my bike, and straight to my shin.
    No broken bones, but it looks like someone put a golf ball under my skin xD

    1. Deadmau4


      Cycling is for bads... ;)

  18. Got my tax return today, so now I need to find something stupid to spend my monies on...

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    2. Gashtag



    3. HemanathanRX7


      buy pz 2 j and btsv :v

    4. Medjed


      buy me a 30 days of prem so i can grind out all t10s i'm doing

  19. Just noticed that the most popular thread in NSFW Plaza is the furry thread :/ https://33.media.tumblr.com/d1943e26724b058d8f4e0b46b4f4b013/tumblr_mntiolhySW1snpc3lo4_r1_500.gif

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    2. Medjed


      furries and animefags are literally cancer

    3. KenadianCSJ


      Medjed reveals his secret fetishes.

    4. Medjed


      No, just stating what everyone thinks of you

  20. Just a regular IDEAL session. http://i.imgur.com/RaBwQ6J.png

    1. Siimcy


      garbad would be proud

    2. shwedor


      Only stat that matters is damage dealt to teammates.

  21. 3 hours out of surgery, don't feel too bad. #IRLTerminator

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    2. Dynamic_One*


      Lel when you mention Terminator had this image of you slicing into your own shoulder with a scalpel....

    3. CandyVanMan


      I once did surgery on my big toe with nothing but a leatherman and a bottle of whisky. Pity, no rugby, only mountainbiking and snowmobiles.

    4. PityFool
  22. I am a god.

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    2. CandyVanMan


      I am the avatar of yoloswag. Unfortunately only a minor god :(

    3. Gashtag


      Candy and I are complete opposites. This is why we play like complete shit together ;)

    4. Das_Schlippo


      Ray, when someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!

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