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Marduk

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    Marduk got a reaction from Chiefofops in Does Clan Wars 2.0 feel like a grind to anyone else?   
    For a 100 member clan, that comes out to everyone doing 14 fast bois each. That isn't pure hell, but it seems a bit high.
     
    Like all things WGNA touches, they take a fun idea, and suck the fun out of it by making you do too much of it.
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    Marduk got a reaction from CraBeatOff in Lackadaisical Workouts   
    All I hear when you talk is, "I have a bunch of fucking muscles that aren't good for anything"..... you wear man-makeup. (useless muscle)
     
     
    I took my selfie taking "look at me" weight lifting roommate to kick boxing class once. He laid on the floor and cried after 10 minutes.
     
     
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    Marduk reacted to Orrie in WoTLabs, what is "tall"?   
    I like this scale.

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    Marduk reacted to CraBeatOff in Gashtag's Dating Adventures: The Conquest of the Gym MILF   
    Same basic failures as in tanks.
    Went into the game in poor mental condition.
    Did not anticipate scenarios or prepare for them. No game plan.
    Failure to reflexively employ proper tactics. In tanks that's armor and vision use or reload timing. With milfs its banter, engagement and compliments.
    Ultimately failed to dictate the engagement or to recognize what the other party was doing.
    I am disappoint son.
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    Marduk reacted to t___a in How to check if a weaboo   
    This thread summed up in one gif:

    That looks like a furry on the official furry chart, welp that means TT-30 time:

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    Marduk reacted to Zepherex in How to check if a weaboo   
    Yes weaboos. The people who are a little outta wack over obsessed with anime. If you feel yourself becoming a weaboo look for the telltale signs. 
    1: Dressing up as an anime character, and talking like one, and posting it on facebook like a fucking moron. Holding props also counts.
     
    2: Next stage. Photoshopping in anime charaters with you to make up for the fact you have no friends. Or maybe just make an entire facebook profile pretenting to be an anime character.
     
    Stage 3: Waifu Bullshit crap and other fuckable collectables.
    If you have gone through any of these steps than do a quick test. If you do not find non-animed porn arousing, you may need therapy.
    Remember, its ok to watch anime. Just dont be a fucking wierdo about it :^)
     
    Drunk poast /10
     
    Goodnight
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    Marduk reacted to Luna in Does Clan Wars 2.0 feel like a grind to anyone else?   
    If you've never been a part of a competitive clan then how the fuck can you know if you would dislike strongholds?
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    Marduk reacted to Flaksmith in Light Tanks and WN9 discussion...... Issues   
    Could a moderator wait before locking this thread? I'm in the process of typing a rather necessary retort to this garbage.
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    Marduk reacted to Brownie in JagdPanther 2 love thread   
    Ferd > Jagdpanther 2
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    Marduk got a reaction from SmyleeRage in The "Post Your Ugly Mug" Thread   
    NO NO NO ITS A TRAP!!!!!!
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    Marduk reacted to Trumpetah in Lakeville rework   
    WG, for god's sake, stop fucking trying to fix what's not broken. There are so many problems with this game, some maps included, yet they ignore those problem maps and decide to add MORE AND MORE problems to perfectly fine maps. What the fuck is wrong with them?
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    Marduk reacted to ShftyMagoo in ESPRT Stigma?   
    You're both faggots for leaving FOXEY
    Shfty©
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    Marduk got a reaction from lt_lolcat in Science fiction books thread   
    Florb,
    I recall you recommending we send a Marine Expeditionary unit through the straights of Bosporus to try to keep Russia from messing with the Ukraine, then claiming that won't end with a whole lot of dead Marines if shooting actually occurs.
    Your grasp on outcomes from actions is tenuous at best.  You lecturing me about Crazy Ass right wing policies are hilarious at best.
    http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/cifamerica/2010/oct/25/tea-party-koch-brothers
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eric-zuesse/final-proof-the-tea-party_b_4136722.html
    http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/Tea_Party
     
    But hey... if you like being duped by billionaires so they can be richer and you can be poorer, that's cool. America is a democracy and voting against your own self interests doesn't cause you to have your right to vote taken away.
     
    Ringo's politics intrude into his writing. Its pretty fucking annoying with RAH does it, but he could at least write a good story set in his Libertarian Fantasy land. (Moon is a Harsh Mistress)
     
    Ringo cannot... and his attempts to discredit Global Warming are heavy handed and BAD. (The Last Centurion)
     
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    Marduk got a reaction from lt_lolcat in Science fiction books thread   
    Try Forever War. That was Old Man's War before Old Man's War was written. (Even Scalzi acknowledges this, even though he DIDN'T copy it)
     
    I just read, Girl with all the Gifts. If you like Zombie movies/books.... this is pretty awesome.
    Ringo's politics are insane. Sadly.... he IS the tea-party.
     
    To your point about nukes... that is discussed in the books. The Chinese set off EVERY nuke they had during their retreat up the Yangzee Valley. Since Posleen are pretty NBC tolerant.... all they did was poison one of the most fertile lands on earth for man for about 10,000 years....and barely cut into Posleen reproduction rates. (Though with the tech they get from beating the Posleen, it can be cleaned up) Use of Nukes became synonymous with "we have no clue how to win, we will lose". When the president explains that to the Commander of N. America... he responds with, "Oh shit Ma'am... I get it... but I wish you had told me that earlier.... I could have helped you explain to the people that sometimes... nukes are just really big bombs that I need to do my job"
     
    Of course... the books jumped the fucking shark when he has giant fucking anti-matter armed tanks that make the Ratte-1000 look reasonable named "bun-bun*" shooting god damn interplanetary space weapons at the Posleen.
     
    *And dammit... I like Sluggy Freelance.
     
    Ringo wanted to write a future combat book that didn't read, "Aliens came to Earth, they took the Orbital space from us, they dropped rocks on us till we gave up. We are now slaves". He had to cripple the Aliens to do that. But turning the books to into Animie by the end of the series was just dumb as fuck. He does the same thing in "through the looking glass" series.
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    Marduk got a reaction from jacg123 in Science fiction books thread   
    Florb,
    I recall you recommending we send a Marine Expeditionary unit through the straights of Bosporus to try to keep Russia from messing with the Ukraine, then claiming that won't end with a whole lot of dead Marines if shooting actually occurs.
    Your grasp on outcomes from actions is tenuous at best.  You lecturing me about Crazy Ass right wing policies are hilarious at best.
    http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/cifamerica/2010/oct/25/tea-party-koch-brothers
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eric-zuesse/final-proof-the-tea-party_b_4136722.html
    http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/Tea_Party
     
    But hey... if you like being duped by billionaires so they can be richer and you can be poorer, that's cool. America is a democracy and voting against your own self interests doesn't cause you to have your right to vote taken away.
     
    Ringo's politics intrude into his writing. Its pretty fucking annoying with RAH does it, but he could at least write a good story set in his Libertarian Fantasy land. (Moon is a Harsh Mistress)
     
    Ringo cannot... and his attempts to discredit Global Warming are heavy handed and BAD. (The Last Centurion)
     
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    Marduk got a reaction from MunK_ in How Not To Be A Bad Poster   
    This is not a happy friendly place. Put on your big boy pants. Anyone who gets called a moron here has earned it.
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    Marduk reacted to Shade421 in Pubbie gives me feels   
    Pubby drones on about padding for 400 pages of text, then tells luna he should try to be unicum at life and luna has a personality crisis...like a bitch.
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    Marduk reacted to Trobs in Redshire changes   
    Just embrace the assault TD meta. The Tortoise shall lead you to the promised land.
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    Marduk reacted to dualmaster333 in Redshire changes   
    In a Wargaming developer meeting:
    "Guys, our players don't seem to understand how the vision and spotting system works."
    "Why not? People from not our company have explained it on the wiki haven't they?"
    "I read the wiki the other day and kinda understood it.  Is the wiki correct?"
    "Maybe we should actually release a detailed explanation of how spotting works?"
    "We could but then we'd have to actually understand it."
    "Our players are too stupid to understand it anyways."
    "Yeah lol f*** them!"
    <General laughter>
    "But seriously, we need to do something about this."
    "Well what if we just remove any need for the vision system?"
    "You know, that might just work!"
     
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    Marduk reacted to MrsmilieyfaceC8 in [D-O-S] Recruiting   
    Musgrat is bad at quitting drinking
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    Marduk got a reaction from KruggWulf in [D-O-S] Recruiting   
    Muskrat....bad@words, AWESOME@pixs.
     
     
    Hugz and kisses.
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    Marduk got a reaction from Shifty_101st in [D-O-S] Recruiting   
    Muskrat....bad@words, AWESOME@pixs.
     
     
    Hugz and kisses.
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    Marduk got a reaction from Pitch_Black in The Autocannon Challenge   
    The 2nd Nail always gives me trouble.....
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    Marduk reacted to Gloris in Name and Shame Part II Probably Sponsored by Universal Studios and Chrysler   
    This friendly fellow did 0 dmg in his E-100 in a match with mostly T8 tanks, and then complained about "noob team" (that's the trigger where i stop ignoring the tomato)
    So i decided to have a friendly chat with him.
     

     
    Since i was clearly not coming through to him gameplay wise, i decided to give this idiot very smart human being a little help in other areas
     

     
    Seems like he did not appreciate my random facts
     
    But I think i'll do this more often, it was fun to enrage a tomato this way.
     
     
     
     
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    Marduk reacted to CraBeatOff in Do some "elite" clans just try and screw over team mates?   
    This isn't the official forums! You're supposed to name the clan and get dog piled breh!
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