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Velvet_Ewok

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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from yuryi in Name and Shame Thread, (ArrogantWorms sucks at technical stuffz)   
    Unlike the late beloved children's host of the same name...our unfortunately named M1ster_R0gers and his 45% W/R Foch 155 declares that he is going 8/9 line and "gonna empty my clip into the first red tank I see." Being a bit salty from a string of bad losses, I ask if he intended to die while unloading his clip or immediately thereafter. Chat argument ensues.
     
     M1ster_R0gers, to his credit, manages to prove me wrong; despite charging into 6 enemy tanks and dying 5 mins into the game he manages to get out a whole 1.5 clips. Well done M1ster_R0gers, 3k damage in a tier X TD...well done, great job old chap .
     
    As those of us who remain alive win the game and hunt for the last arty, the long since dearly departed M1ster_Rogers leaves us with one last parting gift: "You're welcome for the win."
     
     
     
    Our illustrious M1ster_R0gers ladies and gentlekittys!
     
     
     

     
     
     
     
    And of course, obligatory after battle PM sperg for your viewing pleasure.
     



     
     
     
    M1ster_R0gers, I know you're reading this so let me ask you a question. If I paid WG to reroll my stats...do you SERIOUSLY think I'd still be a fucking 57%'er?
     
     
    Edit:
     
    Oh noes guise!! I've been reported and will have to confess my bullying ways to every future employer...oh whatever shall I do?
     



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    Velvet_Ewok reacted to KenadianCSJ in Trump crushed it   
    K. How bout that no politics thing though
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from Wewum in Name and Shame Thread, (ArrogantWorms sucks at technical stuffz)   
    Unlike the late beloved children's host of the same name...our unfortunately named M1ster_R0gers and his 45% W/R Foch 155 declares that he is going 8/9 line and "gonna empty my clip into the first red tank I see." Being a bit salty from a string of bad losses, I ask if he intended to die while unloading his clip or immediately thereafter. Chat argument ensues.
     
     M1ster_R0gers, to his credit, manages to prove me wrong; despite charging into 6 enemy tanks and dying 5 mins into the game he manages to get out a whole 1.5 clips. Well done M1ster_R0gers, 3k damage in a tier X TD...well done, great job old chap .
     
    As those of us who remain alive win the game and hunt for the last arty, the long since dearly departed M1ster_Rogers leaves us with one last parting gift: "You're welcome for the win."
     
     
     
    Our illustrious M1ster_R0gers ladies and gentlekittys!
     
     
     

     
     
     
     
    And of course, obligatory after battle PM sperg for your viewing pleasure.
     



     
     
     
    M1ster_R0gers, I know you're reading this so let me ask you a question. If I paid WG to reroll my stats...do you SERIOUSLY think I'd still be a fucking 57%'er?
     
     
    Edit:
     
    Oh noes guise!! I've been reported and will have to confess my bullying ways to every future employer...oh whatever shall I do?
     



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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from M4A3E8sherman in Elimination: Tier 9 - Skoda Victorious! (COMPLETE)   
    I'm not telepathic. If you fail to communicate your point clearly that's your fault; it's none of my responsibility to divine what you intended.
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from KenyanWarlord in Elimination: Tier 9 - Skoda Victorious! (COMPLETE)   
    I'm not telepathic. If you fail to communicate your point clearly that's your fault; it's none of my responsibility to divine what you intended.
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from westybig in Elimination: Tier 9 - Skoda Victorious! (COMPLETE)   
    Fat-fingers is a serious and often misunderstood medical condition. Pls no bulli
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from PrinzEugen478 in Elimination: Tier 9 - Skoda Victorious! (COMPLETE)   
    Fat-fingers is a serious and often misunderstood medical condition. Pls no bulli
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from sundanceHelix in Elimination: Tier 9 - Skoda Victorious! (COMPLETE)   
    Fat-fingers is a serious and often misunderstood medical condition. Pls no bulli
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from MAJEST1C in Name and Shame Thread, (ArrogantWorms sucks at technical stuffz)   
    Unlike the late beloved children's host of the same name...our unfortunately named M1ster_R0gers and his 45% W/R Foch 155 declares that he is going 8/9 line and "gonna empty my clip into the first red tank I see." Being a bit salty from a string of bad losses, I ask if he intended to die while unloading his clip or immediately thereafter. Chat argument ensues.
     
     M1ster_R0gers, to his credit, manages to prove me wrong; despite charging into 6 enemy tanks and dying 5 mins into the game he manages to get out a whole 1.5 clips. Well done M1ster_R0gers, 3k damage in a tier X TD...well done, great job old chap .
     
    As those of us who remain alive win the game and hunt for the last arty, the long since dearly departed M1ster_Rogers leaves us with one last parting gift: "You're welcome for the win."
     
     
     
    Our illustrious M1ster_R0gers ladies and gentlekittys!
     
     
     

     
     
     
     
    And of course, obligatory after battle PM sperg for your viewing pleasure.
     



     
     
     
    M1ster_R0gers, I know you're reading this so let me ask you a question. If I paid WG to reroll my stats...do you SERIOUSLY think I'd still be a fucking 57%'er?
     
     
    Edit:
     
    Oh noes guise!! I've been reported and will have to confess my bullying ways to every future employer...oh whatever shall I do?
     



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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from MonoPanda in Panther II - Top Gun Comparo and Questions   
    I'm sorry, but how are you contributing to this discussion in any meaningful way? 
     
    Your behavior and attitude towards this game and your teammates is not something of which to be proud and while your type of attitude might be common on the official forums, it is very much in the minority here. 
     
    Here we spend hours finding every possible way to maximize our and our tank's contribution to every single match we play. 
     
    Here we are proud of each and every victory we snatch from the jaws of defeat against tremendous odds despite our teammates best efforts to lose the game. 
     
    Here we agonize over our losses and mistakes and try our utmost to never fail the same way again. 
     
    Here we play to win. 
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from Va1heru in The "Post Your Ugly Mug" Thread   
    I saw Tofu at PAX but I didn't introduce myself b/c I figured he wouldn't know who I was and wouldn't want to be bothered by some random pubbie. Looked for Trobs but never saw him.
     

     
    Also swag from winning the Friday Pickup tourny with Jay's team:
     
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from DancingCorpse in Name and Shame Thread, (ArrogantWorms sucks at technical stuffz)   
    Unlike the late beloved children's host of the same name...our unfortunately named M1ster_R0gers and his 45% W/R Foch 155 declares that he is going 8/9 line and "gonna empty my clip into the first red tank I see." Being a bit salty from a string of bad losses, I ask if he intended to die while unloading his clip or immediately thereafter. Chat argument ensues.
     
     M1ster_R0gers, to his credit, manages to prove me wrong; despite charging into 6 enemy tanks and dying 5 mins into the game he manages to get out a whole 1.5 clips. Well done M1ster_R0gers, 3k damage in a tier X TD...well done, great job old chap .
     
    As those of us who remain alive win the game and hunt for the last arty, the long since dearly departed M1ster_Rogers leaves us with one last parting gift: "You're welcome for the win."
     
     
     
    Our illustrious M1ster_R0gers ladies and gentlekittys!
     
     
     

     
     
     
     
    And of course, obligatory after battle PM sperg for your viewing pleasure.
     



     
     
     
    M1ster_R0gers, I know you're reading this so let me ask you a question. If I paid WG to reroll my stats...do you SERIOUSLY think I'd still be a fucking 57%'er?
     
     
    Edit:
     
    Oh noes guise!! I've been reported and will have to confess my bullying ways to every future employer...oh whatever shall I do?
     



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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from Kerba in Name and Shame Thread, (ArrogantWorms sucks at technical stuffz)   
    Frumpylumps (ROWDY) really REALLY doesn't like Wotlabs.
     
    He starts off by HESH'ing YoungCashMoney in the ass with his 183. Then he shoots me. All completely unprovoked.
     



     



     

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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from Spyshadow01 in Name and Shame Thread, (ArrogantWorms sucks at technical stuffz)   
    Unlike the late beloved children's host of the same name...our unfortunately named M1ster_R0gers and his 45% W/R Foch 155 declares that he is going 8/9 line and "gonna empty my clip into the first red tank I see." Being a bit salty from a string of bad losses, I ask if he intended to die while unloading his clip or immediately thereafter. Chat argument ensues.
     
     M1ster_R0gers, to his credit, manages to prove me wrong; despite charging into 6 enemy tanks and dying 5 mins into the game he manages to get out a whole 1.5 clips. Well done M1ster_R0gers, 3k damage in a tier X TD...well done, great job old chap .
     
    As those of us who remain alive win the game and hunt for the last arty, the long since dearly departed M1ster_Rogers leaves us with one last parting gift: "You're welcome for the win."
     
     
     
    Our illustrious M1ster_R0gers ladies and gentlekittys!
     
     
     

     
     
     
     
    And of course, obligatory after battle PM sperg for your viewing pleasure.
     



     
     
     
    M1ster_R0gers, I know you're reading this so let me ask you a question. If I paid WG to reroll my stats...do you SERIOUSLY think I'd still be a fucking 57%'er?
     
     
    Edit:
     
    Oh noes guise!! I've been reported and will have to confess my bullying ways to every future employer...oh whatever shall I do?
     



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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from Flaksmith in Name and Shame Part II Probably Sponsored by Universal Studios and Chrysler   
    I can understand pubbie scum but really...from HAVOK? I know your clan's been shit for a long time but even HAVOK should know better.
     

    Bot?       I'm in front of everyone other than our sui-scout.
     
     
     
    I save our 54 from getting double teamed and I get this...


    ...wut...? "get into the game?" Hiding from arty is now "stat padding?" ..................
     
     
    I really should sit back and stat pad and farm from the front MOAR...
     

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    Velvet_Ewok reacted to Dlur in Common test for pen nerf   
    I believe Rita's translation on that one may be a bit off.  I'm pretty sure what they meant to say in their answer was: "We would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling robot."
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    Velvet_Ewok reacted to PityFool in The Official Garbad Fan Club Thread   
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from Sabrechien in Name and Shame Part II Probably Sponsored by Universal Studios and Chrysler   
    I think it would be absolutely hilarious if Never decided to actually take the site offline for a few minutes just to fuck with us. 
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    Velvet_Ewok reacted to PityFool in You know nothing...... You fucking clown!   
    You know nothing... You fucking shitposter.
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from Crisis7 in Armored Warfare   
    So you're now comparing mods and their abuse to guns and school shootings? This game and its mods have no impact on RL whereas school shootings.....
    Jesus Christ Guardian. Get a fucking grip on reality man.
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from Guardian54 in Armored Warfare   
    So you're now comparing mods and their abuse to guns and school shootings? This game and its mods have no impact on RL whereas school shootings.....
    Jesus Christ Guardian. Get a fucking grip on reality man.
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from MntRunner in Armored Warfare   
    So you're now comparing mods and their abuse to guns and school shootings? This game and its mods have no impact on RL whereas school shootings.....
    Jesus Christ Guardian. Get a fucking grip on reality man.
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from ZXrage in Armored Warfare   
    So you're now comparing mods and their abuse to guns and school shootings? This game and its mods have no impact on RL whereas school shootings.....
    Jesus Christ Guardian. Get a fucking grip on reality man.
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    Velvet_Ewok got a reaction from Roku in Armored Warfare   
    So you're now comparing mods and their abuse to guns and school shootings? This game and its mods have no impact on RL whereas school shootings.....
    Jesus Christ Guardian. Get a fucking grip on reality man.
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