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Honest mistake!

Obj 260 is get!

WG are having a tourney and was supposed to stream it. 
Problem is they banned themselves.. 
 
https://clips.twitch.tv/VenomousCrepuscularIcecreamHassaanChop
 
I'm just dying here : 
https://clips.twitch.tv/HumbleHealthySoymilkResidentSleeper

It's hard to tell the 90 and 76 apart.

Here's a mod that let's you sell all of your emblems at once instead of one at a time.
http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/564259-09210-sell-all-of-one-type-of-emblem-in-one-click/

Vista is success compared to this shitload crapware called Win10.

I made a thing

Hundreds of game in the Tier 9 Strv, they all sucked, but this one one pretty okay:

the golden oldie

You know what feels good? TK'ing an arty player. Then his platoonmate TK's you. But his low alpha gun means it takes multiple shots so he turn blue and gets 1hr banned. Am I an asshole? Yes. Do I regret it? No.

The number of times I've reflex repaired my tracks, only to then realise that it's my engine that's been knocked out... RIP me.

Good morning, Wotlabbers, how do you do?
I have a tale to tell to you
One day, I saw an ad that claimed
The Szechuan Sauce was back today!
I crawled downstairs to tell the news
"Mum! Grab your purse and get your shoes!"
The tangy sauce was back for me
From my favorite show, Rick and Morty
I tasted tendies, such crispy treats
And sauce I knew I had to eat
My mummy walked right out the door
Not to New Dad's or to the store
But Mickey D's for tasty chicks
A box of nugs and sauce to dip
My tum-tum gurgled and it tossed
For tangy Rick and Morty sauce
I waited in my Big Boy Chair
Fedora perched upon my hair
I gave myself a tummy rub
While repeating "Wubba Lubba Dub"
My mum returned, bearing bad news
The sauce was gone! I've been abused!
The line for sauce was out the door?
I can't believe this fucking whore
That sauce was brought back just for me
So I let out a mighty REEEEEEEEE
I hurl and spray my pee and poo
Like the funny monkeys in the zoo
My mummy's covered, my mummy cries
That's what she gets for bringing no fries
I shake my body in wrathful dance
And pull down my leaky big boy pants
Year-old cakes of filth and stench
Will sate my hate for this rotten wench
The deed is over, Mummy flees
But still I wait without tendies
My tummy gurgles, my tummy moans
But no tendies wait, I am alone
For this great sin, I blame the crowds
Who swarmed the stores till they sold out
Due to their lust, due to their greed
This boy has no tendies to eat
What fucking fools, their low IQs
Have caused them to behave so rude
The moral, dears, of this tale of loss,
Never forget my Szechuan Sauce.

Preamble: Redshire Encounter. We are getting capped.
Ally WZ T9 TD: Do you hear that? It's the sound of defeat because you won't reset.
Me: So why are you the one furthest away from the cap? (He is at K1).
Him: I am a TD that is what we do.
Me: But I am also a TD, yet I am the one getting the resets. By myself.
Him: STFU.
Lesson today: When in doubt and your words contradict yourself, tell others to stfu.

Fuck arty. 

LOL OUTPLAYED 

SO.... This game happened last night.  Highest base XP and damage game I've had.... at tier 8 while grinding credits.

"We know how many of you hold the Bat.-Châtillon 25 t. dear. So do we! Upon considering your feedback on the changes we planned to introduce, we took a step back to review the testing results and didn't find a solid enough reason to rebalance this treasured vehicle. We will leave it unchanged for now."
-YAY!

Whoever designed this tank deserves to get fired.

Pretty excited for the lets battle tour later today, gonna ride in a tank

Man. These Hyper X Cloud II's are comfy

How about Rando emoticons?

Ran into a legendary 11_AD player on QB's stream complaining about how the BC is OP. He rerolled to 3k and only has a 121 and IS-7
 
Zepherex : http://wotlabs.net/na/player/ZEPHEREX
Zepherex : there
Zepherex : only the most trash rerolls enjoy trying to compare stats
gasubal : dont give a fuck about you
Zepherex : well that tb duddde
Zepherex : you're fucking retarded
Zepherex : bc is not op first off
gasubal : yes it is
Zepherex : next off you rerolledd and padded LT's and are trying to compare stats
Zepherex : as an anrgument
Zepherex : find me solid proof its op
gasubal : Yeah of course padded light tank when 75% of my battle are in tier 10
Zepherex : other than that you're a trash reroll who padded LT's cause thats not an argument
gasubal : well maybe the 33 sec relaod with 5 shell and 390 alpha
gasubal : good camo view range speed
Zepherex : with shit gun handiling
Zepherex : shit ddpm
gasubal : lmao
Zepherex : and no armor
Zepherex : you literally have to sit in front of one andd let him aim
gasubal : no armor you dont eneed armor with the view range on it
Zepherex : same thing with retards bitching about the TVP
gasubal : tvp is way more balanced
Zepherex : want imbalanced
Zepherex : look at the WTE100 when it was in
Zepherex : more view range
Zepherex : more clip
Zepherex : way better gun
Zepherex : i fail to see how a tank that cant even hit its shots unless it fully aims and the target sits there for 7 seconds is op
gasubal : dude the batchat have all
gasubal : exept the armor
Zepherex : do you even own a bat?
gasubal : even if you miss 1 shot you can trade like 1600 dmg
Zepherex : you only have 2 tier 10s lmao
gasubal : No but i played over 100 battle on test server
Zepherex : test server is full of bot russian players
gasubal : yeah and
Zepherex : it literally represents nothing other than people testing out client bugs
Zepherex : saying you did well on teh test server is laughable
gasubal : ahaha yeah of course
gasubal : tell me your ingame name again
Zepherex : same as twitch
Zepherex : i just linked you my wotlabs at the start of chat you ape
gasubal : You have 6 battle in it
gasubal : lol
Zepherex : you dont own one
Zepherex : i've played it on the test server too
Zepherex : but i wouldnt use the test server as an argument for how good it is or is not
gasubal : see you dont have really more experience then me with this tank
Zepherex : yeah so my no means should you call it op
gasubal : dude i face it many time and its OP
Zepherex : maybe you're just bad
gasubal : what you can do vs a batchat in a is-7 for exemple
Zepherex : dont let him get your lower plate
Zepherex : its how you plan an IS-7 to begin with
gasubal : really hard with all this speed
gasubal : batchat will flank you before you even trying to hide your lower plate
Zepherex : how is he supposed to get your lower plate with speed if you're hiding it hull down
Zepherex : again
Zepherex : IS-7 101
gasubal : and it is even worst when the batchat player start spamming gold at you
New Whispers
Zepherex : but what do i care im arguing with some chimp who rerolled to 3k who doesnt even know how to play tier 10s. Joins 11_AD and thinks he's hot shit
Zepherex : ayy lmao
Zepherex : im out
gasubal : yeah makrs tier 10 but im bad in it
gasubal : make fuckign sense
Zepherex : im calling you shit
gasubal : Sure if i see you in game i will destroy you
gasubal : liek i do to all the MAHOU
Zepherex : you seem like the kinda kid who cant even burn ants with a magnifying glass properly
gasubal : what is your age
Zepherex : age nice
Zepherex : i love this game
Zepherex : im 21
gasubal : Get a life
Zepherex : oh nice typical pubby response
gasubal : 21 lmao
Zepherex : your arguments have been weak
Zepherex : you're bad at the game
gasubal : farme ta gueule
Zepherex : apparantly you're also a beaner
gasubal : Criss de bon a rien
Zepherex : enjoy your lower levels of living
Zepherex : you shit skinned monkey
gasubal : tu vaut rien jte decolisse n'importe quand
Zepherex : tu vaut rien jte decolisse n'importe quand
Zepherex : nice
Zepherex : so fucking weak you cant even just type it in english
gasubal : va chier pis fait toi une vie
gasubal : tyr to type in french motherfucker
Zepherex : naw
gasubal : i want to laugh
Zepherex : i dont speak the language of lower beings on this planet
gasubal : stfu
gasubal : it is official language in canada
Zepherex : the french canadians are too busy getting drunk and inbreeding to be any use to the world
Zepherex : cant even pave roads
gasubal : lmao
gasubal : freench still the first in canada
Zepherex : Ta mere suce des ours dans la foret
Zepherex : french are last in canada
Zepherex : you have 1 province where they contain all you freaks
gasubal : lmao you cant do better then that
gasubal : quebec is acutally one of the biggest province
Zepherex : oh so land mass is how you recognize the value of someone
Zepherex : too bad the rest of the country is english
gasubal : there is 35 million in canada
gasubal : 8 million are in quebec
Zepherex : yeah
Zepherex : congrats on being a minority
Zepherex : you hoser
gasubal : and there french everywhere in canada
Zepherex : you all sound like auctioneers with downs
gasubal : probably one of these looser american
Zepherex : i live in ontario
Zepherex : your assumptions about the bc are about as good as they are for where people live
Zepherex : anyways enjoy your trash reroll account
gasubal : go fuckyoruself
Zepherex : enjoy getting mad cause you cant even out play a batchat
Zepherex : and enjoy your ddead clan full of purchased accounts
Zepherex : im out
Zepherex : peace

SUB BUTTON HYPE

He knows...