Politx_Killer

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I'm confused. None of these are adjectives I would use to describe Poli.

Tier 10 meds, TDs, arty and lights were all giant flags.

I've woke up with a woman who looked like this. Made good pancakes though.

But that ain't a kamikaze.

Cronulla?

Step 1. Grab a ice cold stubbie
Step 2. Crack open stubbie
Repeat until at required level of zen.
 

I've woke up with a woman who looked like this. Made good pancakes though.

I've woke up with a woman who looked like this. Made good pancakes though.

Step 1. Grab a ice cold stubbie
Step 2. Crack open stubbie
Repeat until at required level of zen.
 

Step 1. Grab a ice cold stubbie
Step 2. Crack open stubbie
Repeat until at required level of zen.
 

Step 1. Grab a ice cold stubbie
Step 2. Crack open stubbie
Repeat until at required level of zen.
 

Step 1. Grab a ice cold stubbie
Step 2. Crack open stubbie
Repeat until at required level of zen.
 

Meat pie. Cause Strayan pasta.

Meat pie. Cause Strayan pasta.

Meat pie. Cause Strayan pasta.

Fkn dank purple at shooting team mates (can i get +1000000 for the hopey tk)
 
Too all the 1 cunts that replied about drinks over the weekend (badwave im looking at you) gitfwarked, i ended up having a 2 and a half day bender with a few boys from work. Tits aplenty and fkn terrible, terrible looking women. Its like nirvana.

Ezz spots his prey, stalks carefully thru the jungle, cunningly approaches careful to be unseen, then pounces! Once the initial blows have landed he latches onto his victims back slowly sapping its life until all is left is an unmoving corpse.
Alternate version.
Ezz sees kamikaze opportunity, decides only a full on yolo will do, then bare back rodeos for a glorious kamikaze.
 

Could be worse.
You could be reconnecting with @Damo32(DC1121)

So new lines = good T9, terrible everything else?
Cockbreath just rolls off the tongue. Much prefer "Couldnt pull a well greased stick out of a dead dogs arse".
How good is this weather. Cant tell where my ball sack ends and my inner thigh starts. 
Fwarken

The more you know...
Thanks cockbreath.

Jesus Fucking Christ Foxeh, how long have you been doing this now and you're still not posting sauce. Sort yourself out.

Blackouts are a thing. 43 degrees and no power, 18 beers in the fridge going hot. Challenge accepted

Blackouts are a thing. 43 degrees and no power, 18 beers in the fridge going hot. Challenge accepted

Blackouts are a thing. 43 degrees and no power, 18 beers in the fridge going hot. Challenge accepted

Campains are all Luck. (Except for the top clans. They obviously cheat)