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Nekommando

Verified Tanker [NA]
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    Nekommando got a reaction from FreddBoy for a status update, http://replays.quickybaby.com/result.php?id=252139#personal THE TOILET TANK IS NOW AV   
    http://replays.quickybaby.com/result.php?id=252139#personal
    THE TOILET TANK IS NOW AVAILABLE IN HD!!!
    NOW COATED IN STALINIUM, WILL BOUNCE EVERY S*** CAPITALISTS THROW AT YUO!
    MUST HAVE FOR SQUATING BEHIND BUSH! OR THROWING CONTENTS INSIDE TOILET AT BLYATS 13 ROUNDS EVERY MINUTE!
    ALSO GOOD AT RUSHING B!!!
    AVAILABLE FROM EVERY LENIN AROUND THE CORNER!!!
    **Disclaimers: Farming purple points is dangerously close to being too bourgeois kemping bush may get yuo shot by commissar or skypigs Adidas paint available separately.
     
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    Nekommando got a reaction from westybig for a status update, http://replays.quickybaby.com/result.php?id=252139#personal THE TOILET TANK IS NOW AV   
    http://replays.quickybaby.com/result.php?id=252139#personal
    THE TOILET TANK IS NOW AVAILABLE IN HD!!!
    NOW COATED IN STALINIUM, WILL BOUNCE EVERY S*** CAPITALISTS THROW AT YUO!
    MUST HAVE FOR SQUATING BEHIND BUSH! OR THROWING CONTENTS INSIDE TOILET AT BLYATS 13 ROUNDS EVERY MINUTE!
    ALSO GOOD AT RUSHING B!!!
    AVAILABLE FROM EVERY LENIN AROUND THE CORNER!!!
    **Disclaimers: Farming purple points is dangerously close to being too bourgeois kemping bush may get yuo shot by commissar or skypigs Adidas paint available separately.
     
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    Nekommando got a reaction from Unavailebow for a status update, http://replays.quickybaby.com/result.php?id=252139#personal THE TOILET TANK IS NOW AV   
    http://replays.quickybaby.com/result.php?id=252139#personal
    THE TOILET TANK IS NOW AVAILABLE IN HD!!!
    NOW COATED IN STALINIUM, WILL BOUNCE EVERY S*** CAPITALISTS THROW AT YUO!
    MUST HAVE FOR SQUATING BEHIND BUSH! OR THROWING CONTENTS INSIDE TOILET AT BLYATS 13 ROUNDS EVERY MINUTE!
    ALSO GOOD AT RUSHING B!!!
    AVAILABLE FROM EVERY LENIN AROUND THE CORNER!!!
    **Disclaimers: Farming purple points is dangerously close to being too bourgeois kemping bush may get yuo shot by commissar or skypigs Adidas paint available separately.
     
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    Nekommando reacted to Medjed for a status update,   
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    Nekommando reacted to Medjed for a status update,   
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    Nekommando got a reaction from Yurra for a status update, CYKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU! CYKACHU! use megablyat! <CYKACHU RUSHED B!!!> <IT WAS   
    CYKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!

    CYKACHU! use megablyat!

    <CYKACHU RUSHED B!!!>
    <IT WAS VERY EFFECTIVE!!!>
     
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    Nekommando got a reaction from BedakCoa for a status update, CYKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU! CYKACHU! use megablyat! <CYKACHU RUSHED B!!!> <IT WAS   
    CYKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!

    CYKACHU! use megablyat!

    <CYKACHU RUSHED B!!!>
    <IT WAS VERY EFFECTIVE!!!>
     
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    Nekommando got a reaction from M4A3E8sherman for a status update, CYKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU! CYKACHU! use megablyat! <CYKACHU RUSHED B!!!> <IT WAS   
    CYKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!

    CYKACHU! use megablyat!

    <CYKACHU RUSHED B!!!>
    <IT WAS VERY EFFECTIVE!!!>
     
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    Nekommando got a reaction from Lockhart77 for a status update, CYKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU! CYKACHU! use megablyat! <CYKACHU RUSHED B!!!> <IT WAS   
    CYKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!

    CYKACHU! use megablyat!

    <CYKACHU RUSHED B!!!>
    <IT WAS VERY EFFECTIVE!!!>
     
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    Nekommando reacted to SchnitzelTruck for a status update, Hello everyone. Not gonna lie, reading the ban thread made me cry and I still haven't   
    Hello everyone. Not gonna lie, reading the ban thread made me cry and I still haven't completely read through it. There are many reasons why I love wotlabs and the main reason why is the community. It's not just about the game here, its so much more than that. 
    Thank you all for the well wishes. I think my ban ended last Tuesday, however after that was unfortunately the lowest point in my life and I have been in psychiatric care for the past 9 days without technology.
    I just want to say I absolutely love this forum and thanks to @Solono for understanding and giving me a second (3rd?) chance.
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    Nekommando reacted to Medjed for a status update,   
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    Nekommando reacted to SchnitzelTruck for a status update, I can feel R/O #63 incoming   
    I can feel R/O #63 incoming

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    Nekommando got a reaction from WhatTheSkara for a status update, How to describe a game full of 183s trying to do missions? HESHtag #plsnobully   
    How to describe a game full of 183s trying to do missions?

    HESHtag

    #plsnobully
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    Nekommando reacted to cpraf104 for a status update, Gotta love all the tank destroyer carebears who're all butthurt that their precious b   
    Gotta love all the tank destroyer carebears who're all butthurt that their precious broken guilty pleasure Waffle E100 is getting replaced. The stats (updated) were posted on the tank blogs (status report, armored patrol, ammorack) and there's so much bitching about how it's fucking trash, ranging from its poor camo to how it doesn't have a broken autoloader.. It's basically a tier 10 Waffle Pz IV, but no, apparently that's too shitty of a replacement. 
    You're all fucking spoiled by the Borsig (which also used to border on broken because of the gun choice and retarded camo - it could and still can routinely outspot mediums), and the egregious Waffle E100.
    Go learn to play actual tanks rather than those that rely on the sheer brokenness of the tank to contribute, you shitters.
    May the salt of my previous fuck-TD status updates rub on your wounds.
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    Nekommando got a reaction from mort_CZ for a status update, A video with "Hardest" "Penetration" and bukakke, what's not to like? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡   
    A video with "Hardest" "Penetration" and bukakke, what's not to like?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    Nekommando reacted to BlackAdder for a status update,   
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    Nekommando reacted to Luna for a status update, MFW @Assassin7 gets out damaged by a T5...........   
    MFW @Assassin7 gets out damaged by a T5...........

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    Nekommando reacted to SchnitzelTruck for a status update, Stuck my type5's front around a corner, proceeded to get perma tracked. 300mm frontal   
    Stuck my type5's front around a corner, proceeded to get perma tracked.

    300mm frontal wheel's baby. Suck on that
    Mfw 5k damage blocked and 0 damage taken because for some stupid reason this has 250mm plates behind its frontal wheels.
    Unrelated but sort of related, 94% marks on type5... 1% to go bois
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    Nekommando reacted to Rexxie for a status update, Jesus fuck, I'm a pubbie   
    Jesus fuck, I'm a pubbie
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    Nekommando reacted to Medjed for a status update, So, quick review of Type61....it's huge piece of shit with armor made of cardboard, w   
    So, quick review of Type61....it's huge piece of shit with armor made of cardboard, with decent at best speed/mobility and supposedly best thing about that tank is the gun....a gun that has .36 accuracy on paper while in reality it misses every other fully aimed shot....it has 258mm of penetration yet it keeps bouncing most ridiculous shots and it literally feels like it has ~200mm pen at most.....like shooting fucking rubber bullets.....So just like Japanese heavies, Japanes mediums as well suck big fat obese hairy horse dick and whoever thought they are well balanced should be hanged by the balls and burned to the ground with a flame thrower.....All that while WG keeps spamming their e-sports crap on their portals....welcome to the 25% RNG best e-sports game in da wurld
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    Nekommando reacted to gabse for a status update,   
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    Nekommando got a reaction from Serene_Potato for a status update, Changed my profile pic to this, it's too funny XD   
    Changed my profile pic to this, it's too funny XD
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    Nekommando got a reaction from Deus__Ex__Machina for a status update, Changed my profile pic to this, it's too funny XD   
    Changed my profile pic to this, it's too funny XD
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    Nekommando reacted to sela for a status update, Fuck this goddamn game   
    Fuck this goddamn game
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    Nekommando reacted to Vindi for a status update, Playing arty = Unsportsmanlike Conduct   
    Playing arty = Unsportsmanlike Conduct
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