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Status Updates posted by Haswell

  1. Lest it be forgotten what WG thought was a good idea.


  2. Can we fucking stop with the excessively long status posts? Post a link, post a pic, fine, but don't post a fucking wall of text in an uncollapsible frame.

    1. lavawing


      Are links to ugly titty streamers acceptable?

  3. What pc master race looks like


  4. No more hopey, rip. And he didn't deliver dick pics.


    1. nabucodonsor
    2. zbran


      Nooooooooooo! :feelsbad:.  F.

    3. Hellsfog


      That's too bad.  Sorry. 

  5. Hopey is actually a catboy, who would have known?


    1. lavawing


      What do you mean? A cross-eyed Garfield?

    2. FavreFan4ever


      Give it a rest, this hopey hating has gone on long enough. It's crossed the line from telling him that he's misinformed and is probably in the realm of harassment.

    3. StormCrowReaperManyHats


      You're right, he is harassing a great many people at this stage.

  6. Posting to push nightmare's nightmare stream off the fucking main page.

    1. lavawing


      want me to repost it?

    2. Haswell


      I will bully you. :cri:

    3. NightmareMk9


      It's not my fault.  I was watching Sela and that chick was in the "recommended" section on Twitch.

      People on the internet are freaks

  7. @HoPeY Gib dick pics! :luvkitty:

    1. orzel286
    2. MagicalFlyingFox


      He will lead you on but he never delivers.



      Just like his purple reroll


    3. Rexxie
  8. @Assassin7 You should pick a different mod color, red is too close to official forum bullshit.

    I recommend purple in comic sans. :doge:

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    2. Assassin7



      Oh yeah, forgot about the bbcode lol.

    3. Bavor


      Purple would remind me too much of that E25 loving nazi loving troll on the official forums that was banned here and other places.

    4. Assassin7


      That was the point of the joke lol

  9. @lavawing Enjoyed the hordes of humans today? :doge:

    1. lavawing


      Sadly I am currently away from my favourite game and will be for the span of the next 36 hours. Bleedin' shame. And I never knew what a torturous affair life was until I lost the daily lubricant of World of Tanks: Kolni's avatar gets more relevant every passing day.

    2. lavawing


      and oh I was unlucky enough to get a day off so missed the big jam, had a giggle when I saw it on the news tho

  10. October time, hate myself time.

    Should I try to 3 mark the ISU-130? :doge:

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    2. Kolni


      cba to play even remotely close to the amount of games needed to mark it, even less try and manipulate the values


      i have access to 3 accounts on EU of the 20-ish who do so if i really i wanted to i could just bot my ass off on two of them for a week or so :doge: but whats the point

    3. Haswell


      Can't you first tank your stats, then hold yourself back and play only progressively better each time? Going from 400 DPG to 800 is a 100% increase. :doge:


    4. Kolni


      yeah but i have a 3k dpg isu, fuck whoever thinks ima ruin that :kjugh: 

  11. Nothing says trolling as much as spewing Russian propaganda while driving an ISU-130, all the while being useless in every match because you literally can't pen anything with more than 200mm armor :doge:

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    2. Assassin7


      yeah I think thats bullshit as well. Official forum retards disagree of course.

      I hope to god they dont sell it on NA, however even selling it on ASIA has ruined a lot of its rarity and collectors value. :-/

    3. Haswell


      You don't understand. I'm not thinking it's bullshit because it's supposed to be something super special, I'm saying it's bullshit because this is blatant money-gouging on WG's part by trying to sell something completely garbage to the clueless masses, banking on the "OMG SUPER RARE" hype to fleece their customers while conveniently leaving out the fact that they will have a miserable time in it.

      WG will inevitably buff the tank to appease the soon-to-be remorseful buyers, but this doesn't excuse WG's practice of selling garbage first, making it better later for more hype, then reselling it, etc...

      Also remember, the tank is only worth 5 gold so you can only sell it for 1000 credits. :serb:

    4. hall0


      They will only buff it, if it will be sold on the RU server. 

      Like WG gives a damn about the opinion of some Asia scrubs. 

  12. Graduating with a psyc degree, a philosophy degree, and an EMR certification. What are my chances of not sleeping on the streets?


    1. Hellsfog


      100% if like everyone else with those degrees you go to law school.

    2. simba90


      I would have thought that EMR would have gotten you work?

    3. hazzgar


      Psychology should give you work but you need additional courses. Preferably in behavioral therapy.


      Philosophy grads actually get hired by big corporations but you can always go into neurocognitivism side of psychology, get a pHd and then your job prospects are also good. 

      EMR should get you a yurb too

  13. Never forget, the definition of skycancer.


  14. MFW if I'm not graduating I'd have a chance to study weeb food culture :cri:


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    2. Haswell


      The thought of meeting a fellow wotlabber IRL scares the living shit out of me. :kappa:

    3. Fulcrous


      :kappa: The thought that you still can. There's quite a few well-known tankers that live near Vancouver.

      i.e. Jackquerudo, eural, etc

    4. Haswell


      Jackie did his masters at UBC too I think.

  15. RIP Stephen Hawking :cri:

    1. nabucodonsor


      F for a great man

    2. Assassin7


      Nooooop waaaaayyyy???

      Thats so sad

    3. sohojacques


      Never forget watching a doco on his younger years. His first wife was asked why she married him knowing his condition. She said that thanks to the Cold War she thought everyone was going to be dead in a handful of years anyway, so why not.

      RIP indeed. Whose going to stop the robots now!?

  16. Change is scary, I need a hug :cri:

  17. Holy fuck, @Never is alive!

    1. Never
    2. Va1heru
    3. Never


      Something with those XVM values thingies

  18. Arran Amarone Cask Finish - yay or nay?

  19. What murifats should really do with $900


  20. Received a promo email from AW, saw new maps.


    Is it just me or does it look exactly like Pearl River? :serb:

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    2. leggasiini


      The one pic really does look like the Pearl river.

      I miss that map, it wasnt perfect but way better than 50% of maps in the game. I hope they return that and Hidden Village with reworks when they rework maps to HD.

    3. Kolni


      Pearl River had serious map balance issues where you couldn't rotate at all as if you committed somewhere bad you couldn't run out, and if you got out in time there was nowhere to go to be viable in because you couldn't control anything else. 

      That said both the middle and north design were pretty well made, plenty of terrain for corridors to abuse and several lanes to switch to in case you picked a loser. Only real problem was that you couldn't get out of anywhere so a lot of people had issues with it and so it got removed


      (even though I really liked it, super fun in T6 SH with cheekibreeki traps :serb: )

    4. Raj


      My best memory of Pear River was being in CHAI as one of two non Chinese speakers and just damage farming instead. I forget who we fought, but I think we brought a lot of Foch's.

  21. Cloudflare pls, making me double post threads :cri: