OnboardG1

Rogue One was perfect

So, the new star wars movie. Well, imo - the force didn't awaken. Pretty much tl;dr version, because this movie isn't worth many words.
It's a generic action movie which was made to fit into sw franchise, an obvious copy of new hope that is in every way worse. Jokes are stupid (good thing there's not many of them), characters lack... Character (what's worse even the old ones were transformed into flat "do the things required by the scenario then just gtfo" devices), death of one major character was seen from miles away, one poorly executed vision scene throws away all the mystery for anyone who has more than one braincell. Two seated tie fighter. Big(ger) bad is a Gollum.
jar jar/10, FU disney for killing eu for this shit. I'd rather have Thrawn than a FUCKING GOLLUM.
 

Signed up at WOTLabs to do an AMA, three hours later I have 46 notifications...  It's going to get bloody!