[[AWFUL] is Recruiting]

Otis went to -G-?

 

RIP him and us but good for them... Until he gets angry. Then RIP them, too... And then YAY us!

[3.1k 62% recent looking for friends (again)]

We have a fairly regular West-Coast-Best-Coast crew. You should probably pop in from time-to-time, get some fucked-up tags, and enjoy.

[Going Toe to Toe]

Load gold. You can't afford freak bounces in those situations.

[The Mort Q&A]

 

It doesn't mean anything. It just caught on and now it's a beast that can't be killed.

 

 

...not for lack of trying...

[[AWFUL] is Recruiting]

So.....

Something something people died, something something get smited

 

I see you've studied Abrahamic religions as well?

[2340 Overall 3388 recent 61% LFC]

Still not my fetish

 

We would take you into AWFUL but you would have to permanently wear Reservist tags and write poetry for _Knobby on Thursdays while listening to the rest of us perform heavy metal renditions of Hanson songs over TS. If your rhymes were sick enough we would allow you to become an XO and expect you to steal all of our gold before retreating to the hole you are currently living in.

[2340 Overall 3388 recent 61% LFC]

(  .  Y  .  )

[[AWFUL] is Recruiting]

Wat?

 

 teamspeak.awfultankers.com:6465

 

I'll think of a tag for you... But won't be on until tomorrow nightish.

[2340 Overall 3388 recent 61% LFC]

8====== D~~~~~~~(   .   Y   .   )

[[AWFUL] is Recruiting]

I don't even know your TS addy...

 

Probably something you should know considering your new title and position with us.

[[AWFUL] is Recruiting]

I think we need some sort of honorary clan council TS tag for Cream

 

Agreed.

 

Get him into our TS, gang rape all of his holes, then give him a fancy tag...

 

Some type of warty, crooked penis seems to suit him.

[[AWFUL] is Recruiting]

God, I wish i could access out forums from work... But, alas, our IT guy makes no sense...

 

Guess I'm bouncing between here and ArmorGames all night!

[[AWFUL] is Recruiting]

 

Damn it.

 

Now show me all your losses to BIMBO. 

[[AWFUL] is Recruiting]

Well, night shift got in the way of being there for the first night of the campaign...

 

Fucking asshole-cunt-shit-bitch-chink-spic-nigger-cracker-whap-gipped-kike-jew-fucking-nazi-slinging-shit-stained-boob-faces.

 

I hope you guys are screwing it all up royally... So... That when I'm there tomorrow I can pass your success off as the product of my presence.

[Network won't identify/dns probe finished no internet]

OS? WiFi or Ethernet? 

[Arty cheats? Screenshots inside]

Yeah, blind shots are a thing. Landing them, even infrequently, is well worth the risk... Especially if you have the ROF and ammo count to do it often.

[Otis's Cookbook of Superior Baked Treats]

RIP [AWFUL] heavy pushes without Otis!

 

Those [-G-] tags looks almost as good as your last ones.

[Gun's and AMMO discussion and eye Candy]

@ Dirtd0g, the Windham is just a stock AR, its the same company that used to be Bushmaster, and very nice review

 

What is the wooden rifle?

[The Mort Q&A]

This is the dumbest series of events I have ever read an accounting of. And I'm in fucking Reddit, for fuck sake. One of our subclans implodes every other week from something not quite as dumb as this.

 

So, we don't need to tell you to disband all of your subclans? They are forever in a state of constant implosion? Like... The sun or a quantum singularity?

 

Cool!

 

Poacherino?

[The Mort Q&A]

 

 

 

I want to be that cup... I also want to be the cup in "2 Girls 1 Cup"...

[The Mort Q&A]

8v(

 

Also, how come you hate platooning so much?

 

He probably is an antisocial sexii like me. I'm trying to expand me friends though kek

 

I wouldn't say Mort "hates" platooning... He just prefers NOT to.

 

I'm in a similar boat.

 

If he's anything like me... And he's basically me but better at tanks, Canadian, and single... It is because solo-pubbing is the only way you can get that true thrill of a hard carry. It's also a lot less frustrating than waiting for some camping buddy to die so that you can get on with the next game. And other people suck... Unless you're Mort... Or me. We're both pretty cool.

 

Mort, how big of a role did my attempts at recruiting you play in your WoT rebirth? You were great when I met you, but inactive and basically had sworn the game off...

 

Isn't it true that I alone am responsible for your success?

 

Also, what is your favorite Youtube twerking video?

[The Cigar/Tobacco Thread]

I like cigars and pipe tobacco... But I smoked cigarettes for so long that I can't help but fucking inhale everything all of the time...

 

I would make a horrible gay guy because I would get angry that I couldn't inhale smoke from his penis.

[Gun's and AMMO discussion and eye Candy]

I hear mixed reviews of Taurus stuff... How are you liking it? Why did you go with the G2 over something like the M&P Shield?

 

Edit: I have been reviewing my purchases on thefiringline.com and there are bound to be more to come. HERE is my Shield review.

[Gun's and AMMO discussion and eye Candy]

...The other one is a Windham

 

Tell me more about this sexy-looking rifle.

[Gun's and AMMO discussion and eye Candy]

 

 

 

 

 

Some AR, M1, and an 870?

 

Also, I ALMOST got an AR today but it was more than twice the price of the SKS and not nearly as interesting. I'll stick with my original plan of building one from the lower up.