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Status Updates posted by Jesse_the_Scout

  1. Oh, give me a fucking break.


    1. kreigermann


      lol...I am a LIGHT TANK!  All new maps have restricted fire-lanes and no possibility of vision control or open mobility... heavies can out spot me, mediums obsolete me, even arty shotguns me because .. . Yay!

    2. TheMostComfortableTanker


      And the tank in the thumbnail is still the only tier 2 to see tier 4 tanks.  Because reasons


    load first game, watch entire team get butchered by a single T18


    well done as always, WG. well done as always.

    1. PrinzEugen478
    2. Jesse_the_Scout


      S35. Best part is, I already had the tank from some other free gold I got when making the account so I don't think it even gave me anything. Maybe I have to redeem is somehow, I don't know.



    BEST TANK EVAR 10/10

  4. Da fuq? Logged in last night, saw the Pz III has an HD model now. Double checked, HD Pz III isn't due in game until 9.16? What manner of sorcery is this?

    1. DerWeasel7


      They're updating the Pz III E (renamed Pz III A) in 9.16.

  5. I miss the old days when you had to have half a brain to be purple. Now the guy shooting you in the back, mouth shitting in chat, or posting gibberish on the main forum might actually have good stats in World of FPS Tanks.

  6. Apparently the way to play a Jag 8,8 is to go to a key front line position of the map, then sit there and do absolutely nothing while blocking your teammates from engaging.

    1. Captain_Rex33


      always, how else does one TD?

    2. Spartan96
  7. Try for shit arty mission.

    Load game.

    Game freezes.

    Seriously. No mods for several patches now.

    Can't access Task Manager.

    Fumble around until finding a way.

    End program.


    Log back in.


    Fire one shot.

    Game's over, lost.

    More damage than 9 players on team.

    WoT 2016

  8. Nothing like WoT quality gameplay where a single 49%er in a low tier arty decides the entire game.

    1. Nekommando


      arties have (1-playerwinrate) chance of affecting gameplay
      the worse the pubtard is the more likely the oneshot


  9. Campnovka. 4 lights. All go to hill and brawl. Are you people for fucking real.

  10. I've invented a new drinking game. Read main forum, every time some yellow fuck who's probably been on blood thinners since he graduated high school uses the phrase "entitlement generation" in the context of a video game, take a shot.

    1. SchnitzelTruck


      Well that's not a fun drinking game. I've never seen anyone on the forum say that.


    2. Jesse_the_Scout


      Yeah, that's overly specific. Just the word "entitlement".

    3. Archaic_One


      I'm not sure my liver would take any drinking game based on stupidity on the pubby forums.  I feel like I need my stomach pumped after reading them WITHOUT drinking . . . 

  11. I have tried 3 wireless mice ranging from $20 to $50 and I have yet to find one with performance as good as my ancient 8 year old microsoft wireless mouse I picked up got $6. Wtf?

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    2. An_Arty_Player_Hits_You


      which mice have you tried?


      and I love my old free logitech M305...... atm, i've been using the logitech g602 for a while now, i'm still not 100% used to it lol... (5 months or so of use)

    3. Fulcrous


      I used to run  Logitech M310s before I got into gaming mice.

    4. Jesse_the_Scout


      Most expensive was the G700s, was so big and heavy it cramped my wrist and it kept cutting out due to interference. Screw this wireless crap, I'll just have to make a wire work, I'm not dropping $100+ when I already have a great wired mouse.

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  12. Just saw a Conq GC kill a tank ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A ROCK with a splash of about 10m on sandbox.

    1. Epic


      Nothing new sadly, made this vid with MissNurki more than a year a go; 




    2. Jesse_the_Scout
  13. What the actual FUCK is wrong with this game any more? No mods, just minimized and booted me me mid game and brought me back to login screen. Yesterday gun mysteriously would not fire when loaded. Every time I start the game for the first time my frame rate is like 10 until I minimize and resize, then it acts normally. Everything is just fucking broken since last patch.

    1. Jesse_the_Scout


      omfg and 2 games later massive 999 ping fail

    2. Inciatus


      Working as intended.

  14. Playing arty is the single most miserable, pointless, unfun, pathetic, impotent, waste of time experience in the history of video gamery. WHY YES, 15 MISSIONS OF THIS SHIT SOUNDS AWESOME, THANK YOU!

    1. Mnemon


      I see I have a lot to look forward to when I do those missions. :V

    2. Spartan96


      Excuse me sir id like a moment to talk to you about our lord and Savior Bastion :^)

  15. Apparently WG has introduced a new feature on the sandbox server where you have to roll to see if your shell actually exists.

    1. nemlengyel


      soviet coding at its best

      you know why soviet microprocessors never became popular? they couldn't fit through the factory gate

  16. Ok, been a couple weeks, probably safe to reinstall mods.

    Hard crash when loading first game, have to restart PC.


    1. CenturionofRome72


      At around 90 percent right, cant alt tab or kill the game. Same thing on vanilla every time. Ive restarted, cleared cache, all that.

    2. JSalvy
    3. Jesse_the_Scout


      Totally uninstalled and reinstalled, everything is fine again. Plus I got 130 XP + 5000 net credits for an afk loss! FAIL TO THE TOP FTW!

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  17. 3 ghost shells in 2 games since patch, this bodes well.

    1. no_name_cro


      I saw quite few happen tonight to me also, not sure if crappy internet tho...

  18. need to redeem missions to build new female crew but getting all uggos :feelsbad:

  19. Game one: one shot by arty across the map behind a rock. Game two: Fisherman's Bay crashes so hard I have to restart my PC. Thus another exciting day of tanks comes to a close.

  20. Any one else getting about a ghost shell per day lately? Like... point blank, right in your face, straight though the hull stuff.

    1. Jesse_the_Scout


      Oh, is it just a new feature? Roll to see if shell strikes target, like Dungeons and Dragons tanks?

    2. SoliDeoGloria


      Yeah, I keep watching my shells pass harmlessly through the visual models, and hitting invisible terrain at other times

    3. Serene_Potato


      Yes, through the Jg Pz. E100's rear. He just has to push his rear up against my tank, and my shots will go through him.

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  21. I swear the VK 45.02B is a magnet for retards in lower tier tanks who want to stay right in front of you the entire goddamn game and completely block you from engaging anything until their inevitable demise.

    1. Shade421


      You mean portable spaced armor?

  22. You know what this game needs? More shit that can kill you in one fucking shot.

    1. zapyoug


      we need at least 3 more brittish TD lines with 183 guns attached

    2. PityFool


      I think tactical nukes would be a great addition.

    3. Jesse_the_Scout


      They actually did have nuclear armed artillery come to think of it. HISTORICAL ACCURACY!

  23. That badass auto report system, allows a pair of platooned shitters to do 3 shots of team damage including a TK without either going blue.

  24. The first rule of Mittengard is: you don't talk about Mittengard. The second rule about Mittegard is: you don't talk about Mittengard.

    1. blackzaru


      The only reason I liked your post is because all those Mittengards are perfectly alligned diagonally.



  25. I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's gag for WG: log in, find Type 59 in your garage, then realize it's a 1 day rental. Collect tears on main forum for weeks.

    1. hallo1994
    2. Assassin7




      I will farm so hard in my T-54

    3. Ollie Tabooger

      Ollie Tabooger

      I will come back to play my T-54 with all HEAT loaded if this happens. The tears when they realize that they can't even penetrate my armor!

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