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Status Updates posted by Jesse_the_Scout

  1. This game has finally made me a Republican; any one less than yellow should just starve.

    1. Spartan96


      Murica' fuck the poor

  2. That moment you realize both the enemy arty are after you due to XVM since it's obviously not your position.

  3. Playing in a platoon with a friend, both our tanks suddenly freeze and go in the direction we were moving. We both crash out, die, lose. Didn't appear to happen to any enemy players? Any one else have this happen?

    1. _Goliard


      Yep, happened to me twice yesterday. Had to switch back to standard render.

  4. Wait wait wait wait wait. These marks of excellence badges are based on total damage aren't they? Wat?

    1. TickleZePickle


      Ive got all 3 on the E50 because its OP as shit

    2. Siimcy


      Just got my first mark today on my T62A :D

    3. Jesse_the_Scout


      I get it. Ugly and confusing but works, I guess.

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  5. I shall have you, AMX 38 mastery badge. Every one drive down the barrel my gun, dammit.

    1. JimmytehHand


      Madness... they say it can't be done without losing your sanity

    2. Jesse_the_Scout


      70 battles in the AMX 40 already salted that earth.

    3. Yuffy


      I did an AMX 40 challenge once :) If only that gun was less inaccurate >.<

  6. 64% win odds is the new 50% apparently.

  7. Now I play soccer in a platoon and keep facing an enemy platoon that lets you win so they can farm XP at the rate of 500/2-3 minutes. This is why shitlords suck the good out of the game: it's just a mindless grind to them, never mind actually playing the game to play the game. Ruining the journey to reach the pointless destination out of some hollow sense of meaningless e-accomplishment.

    1. RealBattousai


      but more XP = better armour, attack, etc...oh wait dis not RPG...

    2. Jesse_the_Scout


      There's not even anything to farm but the XP on a single commander, and they could farm crew training faster just playing the stupid game. They're too retarded to think it over.

    3. Yuffy


      Oh. I never played the futbol mode. I figured it must actually be OP for people to be doing it, guess not lol.

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  8. A bot in soccer?? IS NOTHING SACRED???


  10. I've actually been getting good teams lately. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

    1. _Goliard


      The game is getting your hopes up so it can crush them even harder :)

    2. Inciatus


      Screw you all. 33% winrate. Finally pulled it up to there.

  11. Tanks IS good for one thing: half a dozen games and suddenly doing homework doesn't seem so bad.

    1. CenturionofRome72


      ive actually read one of the novels i need to read over the summer for school already because of the pubs.

  12. Welcome to WoT: DOUBLE DIGIT WN8 EDITION

    1. Nekommando


      Have you seen someone with 2 Wn8 over 3k games? I have.

    2. SoliDeoGloria


      I saw a 1 over 5k once. thankfully only once.

  13. That moment when you watch your team's HPs melt away... as they leave base and fall off things.

    1. OnboardG1


      The one that caught me out was the little ridge at the base of the South Spawn of Pearl river. I didn't realize how steep it was and charged over in my 416. Flew like an eagle, landed like a sack of Potatoes. GG

    2. Migizikody


      I had 4 light tanks jump off hills and lose 500HP per. That was fun

    3. Nicook5


      gravity is legit my worst enemy.

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  14. Why do I have like, 3 tanks that no matter what every time I play them my team throws themselves away in the first 2 minutes? We're talking like 100+ battle tanks here.

  15. 28% win battle. Final moments as I'm shooting all I can shoot. My last teammate is surrounded in the open in a KV-4. His final act before dying: turns, full aims, shoots me. Wut.

    1. Jesse_the_Scout


      I'm going to label this move "pulling a Cheney", when you completely turn around and shoot your ally in the face.

    2. ViktorKitov
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  16. There is one core reason bads deserve zero mercy or pity: if you're grinding a bad tank and say, "I hate this tank", at least 1-2 players with 46%-53% win rates will immediately chime in saying "tank is good, you just suck".

    1. deathmachine16


      Well what about AMX 40 and V39? You saying those aren't bad?

    2. TheEmptyLord


      wow, I always use this as a way to get me to learn the playstyle of a tank. Started with the M3 Lee as a noob. THis made me get decent stats in it :/

    3. TheEmptyLord


      I do not claim that there are no stinkers though...

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  17. Finishing this T34 thing and then fuck this game until school is back in.

  18. Did some one change every day to X5 weekend day without my knowledge?

    1. Eagle_Peak


      photobucket sux

    2. Jesse_the_Scout


      TL;DR: enemy team gets 7 more tier 10s than us and slightly better lowest tiers too.

  19. 122mm HE shell just bounced on a Rhoomba at 40m. Working as intended?

    1. Jesse_the_Scout


      This game is too realistic in that crazy crap happens.

    2. Jesse_the_Scout


      Omg. Watched the replay. It hit right at the very tip of his barrel and detonated far enough from his hull to not even scratch him. Luckily I troll bounced two of his too and finished him off.

    3. Tedster59


      probably hit his gun

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  20. The minute mark you realize only you and one other tank are moving to cover an entire half of the map alone. And then he drives into the ocean. God, I hate this game.

    1. GloatingSwine


      Sunken pirate treasure.

    2. Jesse_the_Scout


      "WTF ARE YOU DOING? CAP!" "hold on i need to buy key i found chest" "NO! NOOOO!"

    3. Ollie Tabooger

      Ollie Tabooger

      How to lern2 swim

      By: Kewei

      1. Jump into a lake.

      2. ???

      3. PROFIT, or die.

      You then press f4 to activate flotation devices, and f5 to use your grabbing hook.


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