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    Jesse_the_Scout reacted to lavawing for a status update, how2play tier 8 mediums, 2020 ed tier 8 match without Defenders - feelsgoodman drive   
    how2play tier 8 mediums, 2020 ed
    tier 8 match without Defenders - feelsgoodman drive to 1 of the 3 corridors on the map enemy wheelie gets spotted, use your awesome soft stats to lead your sub 1k shells miss switch to APCR pound the dirt harder than Caligula smacked the sea meanwhile friendly AMX gets spotted, skillfully ducks in and out of cover while getting shish-kebabbed by 3 or 4 railguns be first to make it the medium hulldown spot
    spot a CS-52, a Bourrasque and a Progetto racing their way up use your awesome bloom to snap the Progetto dealing a game winning 220 damage. only 5 to go, hurrah! CS-52 while going 40 up the hill hitscans you from 300m away, luckily, hitting the strongest part of your armour, your gun mantlet, pens, and only takes a quarter of your HP, your commander and loader Bourrasque bumrushes you and only pens one shot; you scare him off with a colossal 250 highroll now at 1/2 HP. hang back behind cover to rethink your life decisions until you lose focus Bourrasque and Progetto leave to farm more obliging targets
    mind your own business spotting for your camping Skorpion/S1/SU enemy Renegade waddles up to your spot and you aim carefully for his LFP, dealing an incredibly average 240 damage. Renegade hugs hard cover, ducks out, and gives you .5 seconds to aim before aiming in your general direction and snapping your turret with APCR. now at 1/4 HP CS-52 peeks and leaves you at 80 HP. you track him semi broadside but don't pen. meanwhile your friendly neighbourhood camping TDs bounce off his UFP and turret because aiming is hard. CS-52 railguns the only exposed pixel on your turret.  welcome to the garage! congratulations, here are your 15k credits for doing 750 damage and 250 spotting. well played!
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from sohojacques for a status update, So I'm the last tank alive, in the French M10, hiding in the SW corner of Mannerheim   
    So I'm the last tank alive, in the French M10, hiding in the SW corner of Mannerheim Line, near dead. Enemy team has 4 TDs, most full health, and one arty. It's over.
    They wait for ~5 mins to do anything. First TD creeps in, I abuse my tree nest to invisikill him from full HP, ~200m. A couple minutes later a one shot Stug creeps in along the west rock wall and gets even closer, ~150m. I tree abuse and kill him unseen.
    I displace to a different position and when my binocs kick on I spot the last two FULL HEALTH TDs both hauling ass straight east...? A moment later one of them drowns himself...?? Game ends a minute later as a draw?
    Only thing I can figure is they thought the forest was haunted?
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from sohojacques for a status update, Frontline. Circled to death by EBR in T-54 Proto from full health. Respawn. Circled t   
    Frontline.
    Circled to death by EBR in T-54 Proto from full health.
    Respawn.
    Circled to death in BC 12-T by same EBR.
    This game is so fucked.
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    Jesse_the_Scout reacted to PlanetaryGenocide for a status update, imagine your game being so dead that you have to give every shitter in the game a fre   
    imagine your game being so dead that you have to give every shitter in the game a free tier 10
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    Jesse_the_Scout reacted to Medjed for a status update, Fuck everyone that plays WoT   
    Fuck everyone that plays WoT

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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from sohojacques for a status update, The Eagle 7: For that time you thought to yourself, "I'd totally pay money for a T20   
    The Eagle 7: For that time you thought to yourself, "I'd totally pay money for a T20 with all the joy sucked out of it".
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from sohojacques for a status update, Have to do a group project in intermediate macroeconomics class. Don't know anything   
    Have to do a group project in intermediate macroeconomics class. Don't know anything about my partner because I'm that guy that ignores the "make a group" phase and then does his group project alone to avoid human contact, but the teacher wasn't going to LEAVE ME IN PEACE and assigned us partners. He sends me a google doc link to our project and when I look at his other papers he has one titled "Winning at World of Tanks" where he is using statistical analysis to assess the relationship between between raw damage and spotting on win rate in tier 10 vehicles using vbaddict's data. Yay, I think I may not hate him.
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    Jesse_the_Scout reacted to 1n_Soviet_Russia for a status update, I made a thing   
    I made a thing

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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from DHP for a status update, Oh, good. You fixed it. https://imgur.com/je3NxM8   
    Oh, good. You fixed it.
    https://imgur.com/je3NxM8
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from EndlessAgony for a status update, Ok, so which one of you is behind this: And yes, I could just block, but at this poin   
    Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

    And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from ZXrage for a status update, Ok, so which one of you is behind this: And yes, I could just block, but at this poin   
    Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

    And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from SmurfReroll for a status update, Ok, so which one of you is behind this: And yes, I could just block, but at this poin   
    Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

    And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from waga100 for a status update, Ok, so which one of you is behind this: And yes, I could just block, but at this poin   
    Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

    And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from SuperTheBoss for a status update, In one patch this game went from playable back to fucking unplayable. I don't even kn   
    In one patch this game went from playable back to fucking unplayable. I don't even know what happened, but it happened.
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from HemanathanRX7 for a status update, Nothing like watching a 45%er in a Defender on Cliff stumbling around the hills up ar   
    Nothing like watching a 45%er in a Defender on Cliff stumbling around the hills up around the lighthouse presenting his entire tank to half my team because nothing can fucking hurt him.
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from KenadianCSJ for a status update, I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking l   
    I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking little.
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from robosapieo for a status update, I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking l   
    I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking little.
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from Perenthis for a status update, I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking l   
    I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking little.
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from Errants for a status update, BLINDLY CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE POSTED AND YOU WILL BE PLEASED WITH YOUR DECISI   
    BLINDLY CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE POSTED AND YOU WILL BE PLEASED WITH YOUR DECISION!

     
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from nabucodonsor for a status update, BLINDLY CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE POSTED AND YOU WILL BE PLEASED WITH YOUR DECISI   
    BLINDLY CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE POSTED AND YOU WILL BE PLEASED WITH YOUR DECISION!

     
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from How_Terrible for a status update, BLINDLY CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE POSTED AND YOU WILL BE PLEASED WITH YOUR DECISI   
    BLINDLY CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE POSTED AND YOU WILL BE PLEASED WITH YOUR DECISION!

     
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    Jesse_the_Scout reacted to Fabunil for a status update, That feeling when you are apparently the only person in the entire match who actually   
    That feeling when you are apparently the only person in the entire match who actually wants to play the game.

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    Jesse_the_Scout reacted to Kitten for a status update, If you want good deal for money, WoWP on NA has 1 year prem and 12k gold for $99. Bot   
    If you want good deal for money, WoWP on NA has 1 year prem and 12k gold for $99. Both of those are universal so it works for WoT. Thanks @raye for finding
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from BadLuckCharm for a status update, tfw you get prok in a light on LT-15, some green shitter purposefully shoots you in t   
    tfw you get prok in a light on LT-15, some green shitter purposefully shoots you in the back at the start, yet you still rampage around for 6k spotting and get your mission.
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    Jesse_the_Scout got a reaction from clownshoes2 for a status update, TFW you spend 37 minutes driving cross country to the top of the hill on Campinovka,   
    TFW you spend 37 minutes driving cross country to the top of the hill on Campinovka, finally get there, and then the blob of allies around you is slaughtered in all of 20 seconds.
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