Jesse_the_Scout

Fuck everyone that plays WoT

The Eagle 7: For that time you thought to yourself, "I'd totally pay money for a T20 with all the joy sucked out of it".

Have to do a group project in intermediate macroeconomics class. Don't know anything about my partner because I'm that guy that ignores the "make a group" phase and then does his group project alone to avoid human contact, but the teacher wasn't going to LEAVE ME IN PEACE and assigned us partners. He sends me a google doc link to our project and when I look at his other papers he has one titled "Winning at World of Tanks" where he is using statistical analysis to assess the relationship between between raw damage and spotting on win rate in tier 10 vehicles using vbaddict's data. Yay, I think I may not hate him.

I made a thing

Oh, good. You fixed it.
https://imgur.com/je3NxM8

Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.

Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.

Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.

Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.

In one patch this game went from playable back to fucking unplayable. I don't even know what happened, but it happened.

Nothing like watching a 45%er in a Defender on Cliff stumbling around the hills up around the lighthouse presenting his entire tank to half my team because nothing can fucking hurt him.

I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking little.

I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking little.

I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking little.

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That feeling when you are apparently the only person in the entire match who actually wants to play the game.

If you want good deal for money, WoWP on NA has 1 year prem and 12k gold for $99. Both of those are universal so it works for WoT. Thanks @raye for finding

tfw you get prok in a light on LT-15, some green shitter purposefully shoots you in the back at the start, yet you still rampage around for 6k spotting and get your mission.

TFW you spend 37 minutes driving cross country to the top of the hill on Campinovka, finally get there, and then the blob of allies around you is slaughtered in all of 20 seconds.

OH HAY A FREE TANK EMAIL FOR BLITZ HAVENT CHECKED THAT GAME OUT IN A WHILE
load first game, watch entire team get butchered by a single T18
uninstall
well done as always, WG. well done as always.

Try for shit arty mission.
Load game.
Game freezes.
Seriously. No mods for several patches now.
Can't access Task Manager.
Fumble around until finding a way.
End program.
Restart.
Log back in.
Turn.
Fire one shot.
Game's over, lost.
More damage than 9 players on team.
WoT 2016

Try for shit arty mission.
Load game.
Game freezes.
Seriously. No mods for several patches now.
Can't access Task Manager.
Fumble around until finding a way.
End program.
Restart.
Log back in.
Turn.
Fire one shot.
Game's over, lost.
More damage than 9 players on team.
WoT 2016

just pulled this off, should be an achievement called "trump's nightmare"