Jesse_the_Scout

how2play tier 8 mediums, 2020 ed
tier 8 match without Defenders - feelsgoodman drive to 1 of the 3 corridors on the map enemy wheelie gets spotted, use your awesome soft stats to lead your sub 1k shells miss switch to APCR pound the dirt harder than Caligula smacked the sea meanwhile friendly AMX gets spotted, skillfully ducks in and out of cover while getting shish-kebabbed by 3 or 4 railguns be first to make it the medium hulldown spot
spot a CS-52, a Bourrasque and a Progetto racing their way up use your awesome bloom to snap the Progetto dealing a game winning 220 damage. only 5 to go, hurrah! CS-52 while going 40 up the hill hitscans you from 300m away, luckily, hitting the strongest part of your armour, your gun mantlet, pens, and only takes a quarter of your HP, your commander and loader Bourrasque bumrushes you and only pens one shot; you scare him off with a colossal 250 highroll now at 1/2 HP. hang back behind cover to rethink your life decisions until you lose focus Bourrasque and Progetto leave to farm more obliging targets
mind your own business spotting for your camping Skorpion/S1/SU enemy Renegade waddles up to your spot and you aim carefully for his LFP, dealing an incredibly average 240 damage. Renegade hugs hard cover, ducks out, and gives you .5 seconds to aim before aiming in your general direction and snapping your turret with APCR. now at 1/4 HP CS-52 peeks and leaves you at 80 HP. you track him semi broadside but don't pen. meanwhile your friendly neighbourhood camping TDs bounce off his UFP and turret because aiming is hard. CS-52 railguns the only exposed pixel on your turret.  welcome to the garage! congratulations, here are your 15k credits for doing 750 damage and 250 spotting. well played!

So I'm the last tank alive, in the French M10, hiding in the SW corner of Mannerheim Line, near dead. Enemy team has 4 TDs, most full health, and one arty. It's over.
They wait for ~5 mins to do anything. First TD creeps in, I abuse my tree nest to invisikill him from full HP, ~200m. A couple minutes later a one shot Stug creeps in along the west rock wall and gets even closer, ~150m. I tree abuse and kill him unseen.
I displace to a different position and when my binocs kick on I spot the last two FULL HEALTH TDs both hauling ass straight east...? A moment later one of them drowns himself...?? Game ends a minute later as a draw?
Only thing I can figure is they thought the forest was haunted?

Frontline.
Circled to death by EBR in T-54 Proto from full health.
Respawn.
Circled to death in BC 12-T by same EBR.
This game is so fucked.

imagine your game being so dead that you have to give every shitter in the game a free tier 10

Fuck everyone that plays WoT

The Eagle 7: For that time you thought to yourself, "I'd totally pay money for a T20 with all the joy sucked out of it".

Have to do a group project in intermediate macroeconomics class. Don't know anything about my partner because I'm that guy that ignores the "make a group" phase and then does his group project alone to avoid human contact, but the teacher wasn't going to LEAVE ME IN PEACE and assigned us partners. He sends me a google doc link to our project and when I look at his other papers he has one titled "Winning at World of Tanks" where he is using statistical analysis to assess the relationship between between raw damage and spotting on win rate in tier 10 vehicles using vbaddict's data. Yay, I think I may not hate him.

I made a thing

Oh, good. You fixed it.
https://imgur.com/je3NxM8

Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.

Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.

Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.

Ok, so which one of you is behind this:

And yes, I could just block, but at this point I kind of want to see how long it will go on.

In one patch this game went from playable back to fucking unplayable. I don't even know what happened, but it happened.

Nothing like watching a 45%er in a Defender on Cliff stumbling around the hills up around the lighthouse presenting his entire tank to half my team because nothing can fucking hurt him.

I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking little.

I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking little.

I have never seen any game with aim time mechanics where aiming mattered so fucking little.

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That feeling when you are apparently the only person in the entire match who actually wants to play the game.

If you want good deal for money, WoWP on NA has 1 year prem and 12k gold for $99. Both of those are universal so it works for WoT. Thanks @raye for finding

tfw you get prok in a light on LT-15, some green shitter purposefully shoots you in the back at the start, yet you still rampage around for 6k spotting and get your mission.

TFW you spend 37 minutes driving cross country to the top of the hill on Campinovka, finally get there, and then the blob of allies around you is slaughtered in all of 20 seconds.