Jesse_the_Scout

tfw you get prok in a light on LT-15, some green shitter purposefully shoots you in the back at the start, yet you still rampage around for 6k spotting and get your mission.

TFW you spend 37 minutes driving cross country to the top of the hill on Campinovka, finally get there, and then the blob of allies around you is slaughtered in all of 20 seconds.

OH HAY A FREE TANK EMAIL FOR BLITZ HAVENT CHECKED THAT GAME OUT IN A WHILE
load first game, watch entire team get butchered by a single T18
uninstall
well done as always, WG. well done as always.

Try for shit arty mission.
Load game.
Game freezes.
Seriously. No mods for several patches now.
Can't access Task Manager.
Fumble around until finding a way.
End program.
Restart.
Log back in.
Turn.
Fire one shot.
Game's over, lost.
More damage than 9 players on team.
WoT 2016

Try for shit arty mission.
Load game.
Game freezes.
Seriously. No mods for several patches now.
Can't access Task Manager.
Fumble around until finding a way.
End program.
Restart.
Log back in.
Turn.
Fire one shot.
Game's over, lost.
More damage than 9 players on team.
WoT 2016

just pulled this off, should be an achievement called "trump's nightmare"

Nothing like WoT quality gameplay where a single 49%er in a low tier arty decides the entire game.

Just saw a Conq GC kill a tank ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A ROCK with a splash of about 10m on sandbox.

Hello everyone. Not gonna lie, reading the ban thread made me cry and I still haven't completely read through it. There are many reasons why I love wotlabs and the main reason why is the community. It's not just about the game here, its so much more than that. 
Thank you all for the well wishes. I think my ban ended last Tuesday, however after that was unfortunately the lowest point in my life and I have been in psychiatric care for the past 9 days without technology.
I just want to say I absolutely love this forum and thanks to @Solono for understanding and giving me a second (3rd?) chance.

WHY DOES NOBODY WANT MY GOLD?!

1$ for 2500 gold, 30d premium, Chieftain for AW is still available for a day or so in the Humble Bundle if anyone is interested

Apparently WG has introduced a new feature on the sandbox server where you have to roll to see if your shell actually exists.

I can feel R/O #63 incoming

FUCK every single incompetent faggot driving O-I in t6 battles....literally 46% shitter in the middle of the open carrying his fucking team using that idiotic crutch tank

The first rule of Mittengard is: you don't talk about Mittengard. The second rule about Mittegard is: you don't talk about Mittengard.

The first rule of Mittengard is: you don't talk about Mittengard. The second rule about Mittegard is: you don't talk about Mittengard.

I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's gag for WG: log in, find Type 59 in your garage, then realize it's a 1 day rental. Collect tears on main forum for weeks.

I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's gag for WG: log in, find Type 59 in your garage, then realize it's a 1 day rental. Collect tears on main forum for weeks.

I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's gag for WG: log in, find Type 59 in your garage, then realize it's a 1 day rental. Collect tears on main forum for weeks.

I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's gag for WG: log in, find Type 59 in your garage, then realize it's a 1 day rental. Collect tears on main forum for weeks.

I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's gag for WG: log in, find Type 59 in your garage, then realize it's a 1 day rental. Collect tears on main forum for weeks.

I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's gag for WG: log in, find Type 59 in your garage, then realize it's a 1 day rental. Collect tears on main forum for weeks.

I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's gag for WG: log in, find Type 59 in your garage, then realize it's a 1 day rental. Collect tears on main forum for weeks.

I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's gag for WG: log in, find Type 59 in your garage, then realize it's a 1 day rental. Collect tears on main forum for weeks.