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  1. finally did something productive rather then playing this cancerous game. http://imgur.com/a/FKn0o

    when you can't find any actually decent ground textures and are too lazy to make your own :(


  2. when you're technically a 17 year old highschooler but spend more time at the university and are a second year engineering undergrad and your bus driver who literally has less education then you tries to force a fucking seating chart... 10/10, 8 mile walk worth

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    2. PrinzEugen478


      I'm 16, I don't have a car, I'm in California.

      Unlike some people, my family isn't exactly rich to the point where I get a shiny Audi, Beamer, Porsche, or Mercedes when I got my drivers license.  Some people are just spoiled...

    3. Assassin7



      i had to buy my own first car.

      (or, rather, my mum bought it originally and I paid it off through my first job, which I only got because mum bought me the car since its apparently impossible to get a job here without your own car)

    4. zapyoug


      seating charts for a bus in high school? da fuk?

      sounds like the kind of person to give you shit for sleeping. :QBSeal:


  3. actually trying to play this game again but none of my friends are online... anybody want to be my friend?


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    2. Captain_Rex33




      I play on NA under the same name so just add me I guess


    3. SkittlesOfSteeI


      I néed someone to help pad me to dark purple recent winrate. IGN-Meows_o7o7

    4. KruggWulf
  4. After being murdered on the main forums a year ago for feeling good about 2,900 recents with 60% WR I decided to get my recents for both metrics into the not unacceptable bad range.. I hath now succeeded :D

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    2. garryallen


      Don't even start on the sea forums...

    3. Captain_Rex33


      @SkittlesOfSteeI 3.2k but this time w/ 67% WR rather then 60%

      @garryallen if you have super unicum wn8 recents you had better have super unicum WR recents too, otherwise you're a crap stat padder who people would prefer a teal over

    4. garryallen


      ehh a lot of superunicums tend to be damage farmers or stat pedders sadly :(

      which is why solopub wr matters

  5. I can't fucking take it... 3 man top tier OI platoon on ensk do 0 fucking damage between them... I swear sub 50%ers aren't fucking human.

    1. Assassin7


      Ill gladly hold your account for you again :^)

    2. PrinzEugen478


      *looks at stats* :feelsbad: 

  6. acing the skoda with 7.5k damage isn't a bad first game for 9.16 :D

    also managed to ace it within 100 games because 100th game ace. AYYYY

  7. does anybody here want a perma-teal shitter account to fuck around on? I won't be needing it anymore

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    2. mostlyhybrid


      Assassin, you still have access to my shitter account you nerd :P

    3. Assassin7


      oh yeah, I never actually used your account lel

    4. Migizikody


      A lot of the whales I know are just jolly old white retired guys who have a lot of spending money

  8. Now that high recent teals are hated what do I need to do to rehumanize myself?

    reverse pad recents or just continue playing to win and not be shit and hope I hit 2k overalls sooner rather then later...

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    2. Captain_Rex33


      @HemanathanRX7 3.5k recents but after 21k games it still takes a while especially with not playing too much anymore.

    3. HemanathanRX7


      Well i was like 46%/red at 5k, 50%/orange at 10k.

      now i'm still 56%/teal at 42k but its still going up.

      Been blue recents for like 20k battles+ so it does go up but slowly xD

      Since you are 3.5k recents you should actually reach unicum overall quite soon infact, just gonna take like 10k+ battles.

    4. Fulcrous


      It's simple. Don't act like hot shit like those fam teals.

  9. They still do not realize I'm not one of them o.O


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    2. Captain_Rex33


      I may have sperged in the replay because my aim was horrible :/ but I suppose I can upload it.


      @TheMarine0341 manual because I'm a peasent and keep forgetting to change it to auto on my old 10s, basically sure way to tell when I got a tank is to check if it's auto or not :P

      -it has now been fixed


      honestly a pretty meh game apart from that fun;



      was having terrible session, and I have actually rage quit for the day so that's where the salt was coming from.


    3. KenadianCSJ


      @Captain_Rex33 Thank you. I needed that laugh.

    4. PrinzEugen478


      Damage upon detecting: 2619 :serb: 

  10. kanonpanzer > skorp


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    2. Captain_Rex33
    3. An_Arty_Player_Hits_You


      Well I for one am dropping battles of my 60 day like it's hot


      But oh so tempted to buy scorpion g 

    4. Inciatus


      It's totally worth it especially for tier 8 stronks. You can just drive around and derp through IS-3s. You can basically turn your brain off and just farm credits in stronks.

  11. got perma'd on the official forums.

    achievement get


    1. Assassin7


      how? they literally just wiped all the past warnings...

    2. Captain_Rex33


      I may have been disrespectful in numerous whine threads because I stopped caring

    3. hallo1994
  12. anybody wanna carry a permateal?

    plz help me not rage quit this game again :^)


  13. I just spent two hours in a training room learning how to play my T62 from a 400 WN8 squeaker. I now need to brawl because my front armor can survive 122 mm guns because he shot an IS at it, also hull down is a bad idea because I have no gun dep and to improve chances of hitting always aim center mass. I also need to be careful not to sit with my back to an enemy tank while they take the time to aim for fires. and above all... it's my job to die to keep the heavy tanks alive.


    I am now enlightened.

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    2. Alex5978


      I still don't understand why you spent two hours doing this?

    3. Captain_Rex33


      nothing better to do, spent the rest of the day playing the stupid training room games of tag until I managed to kill an average of 5 then I got kicked for cheating. now I'm starting at my contact list waiting for the number to expand beyond 1 afk guy.

    4. Alex5978


      If you're really that hard up add me in game

  14. sorry about my terrible post, was just panicing and it was my first issue with new tanks having no WN8 values set.

    1. YesThatWasAPCR


      It happens. At least you recognized it and didn't start insulting/arguing with people like others have.

    2. SchnitzelTruck
    3. Captain_Rex33
  15. noooo I'm an arty protecter, that couldn't be farther from the truth, there's a reason I don't have battle buddie yet!!!11!

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