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    Gashtag reacted to GehakteMolen in 322 discussing clanwars (2013 edition)   
    Given that this forum section is dead anyway, here is an old wall of text from clan chat, 2013, where we discus clanwars (i found some old logs from clanchat)
    You can call this a ``unique behind the scene`s view`` of the original NO-CW clan (this whole no cw wasnt gimmick or pretending, it was real)
    (backstory)
    Body_count treatens to leave because we screwed up our landing on Great Britain (global map). We had 5 people capable of putting chips, 2 forgot, 2 were not online and 1 wasnt sure who should do it (this last beiing the clanleader himself, Tabs) (Morgotz, Deceiver, Trakais and me beiing deputy) at the end, 5 others comment and it ends with Siema nvm (could also be i was CL here myself and Tabs was deputy, we swapped roles at some point)
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    Tabs (24-3-2013 13:52:43) ... Tabs (24-3-2013 13:52:47) I'm insulted Body_Count (24-3-2013 13:53:02) well, you'll get over it in time Tabs (24-3-2013 13:53:07) I'm leaving! Tabs (24-3-2013 13:53:09) Ha! Tabs (24-3-2013 13:53:12) suck on it! Tabs (24-3-2013 13:53:13) Body_Count (24-3-2013 13:53:21) screw you, I'm leaving first! Tabs (24-3-2013 13:53:25) No meee! Body_Count (24-3-2013 13:53:35) no me, double tht Body_Count (24-3-2013 13:53:37) that Tabs (24-3-2013 13:53:55) .l. Tabs (24-3-2013 13:54:01) I'll rejoin first! Tabs (24-3-2013 13:54:02) lol Body_Count (24-3-2013 13:54:10) you know I love you, but you're fucking terrible at what you do Tabs (24-3-2013 13:54:25) Excuse me Tabs (24-3-2013 13:54:40) but my communication skills with other clans is excellent Tabs (24-3-2013 13:54:48) I got tier 2s to fight us Tabs (24-3-2013 13:54:54) who can say that for himself? Body_Count (24-3-2013 13:54:55) o:D Tabs (24-3-2013 13:55:25) and I always protect our members! Tabs (24-3-2013 13:55:43) by presenting a real life scenario that could be roughly applied to the WOT universe Tabs (24-3-2013 13:56:01) and proving my point as to why it is okay to flame the shit out of someone. Tabs (24-3-2013 13:56:21) when did you do any of these things!? Tabs (24-3-2013 13:56:22) ha! Body_Count (24-3-2013 13:57:35) what about 3/4 of the time you didn't even know we're on cw map? Body_Count (24-3-2013 13:58:07) I was a fucking recruit and I was still more up to date on shit in here! And I was in a state of mind: I don't give a fuck about anything Tabs (24-3-2013 13:58:33) hey Tabs (24-3-2013 13:58:37) I knew we were on CW Tabs (24-3-2013 13:58:40) I just didn't know where Tabs (24-3-2013 13:58:43) !!! Body_Count (24-3-2013 13:59:37) The point is: This is my baby! I'm fucking emotionally attached to it. And it looks sort of like a baby with one leg that is falling a sleep every time it moved 1 meter and shits all over the floor cause of diarea Tabs (24-3-2013 14:00:09) diarrhea! Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:00:20) yeah... that HubertGruber (24-3-2013 14:02:09) 322 is not a clan!!! Tabs (24-3-2013 14:02:24) Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:02:25) well it seems it certanly is not! Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:02:55) no fucking FC can help us if whole freaking leadership isn't doing a damn thing Tabs (24-3-2013 14:04:46) you Tabs (24-3-2013 14:04:48) oncesaid Tabs (24-3-2013 14:04:53) that I am perfect for the job Tabs (24-3-2013 14:04:56) because I am too lazy! Tabs (24-3-2013 14:05:03) why the sudden change of heart!? Tabs (24-3-2013 14:05:05) pff! Tabs (24-3-2013 14:05:05) Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:07:24) for commander yeah... I presumed we'll not get into cw's and do shit. But yesterday we did. Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:08:11) and if we actually do some shit and if I play fucking 6 battles and we look like retards after that cause we can't put even fucking chips on landing zone, I do have a fucking problem with that Tabs (24-3-2013 14:08:13) grr Tabs (24-3-2013 14:08:32) you knooow Tabs (24-3-2013 14:08:38) we dont have people to play CW? Tabs (24-3-2013 14:08:39) xD Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:08:51) so how the fuck did we land yesterday? Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:08:58) I mean 2 days back Tabs (24-3-2013 14:09:07) one landing sure Tabs (24-3-2013 14:09:16) but as soon as we have 2 battles at the same time? Tabs (24-3-2013 14:09:17) yeaaah Tabs (24-3-2013 14:09:18) forget it Tabs (24-3-2013 14:09:20) Tabs (24-3-2013 14:09:31) you'll never gather 30 people Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:09:49) and of course we don't have fucking people for cw's if no one isn't getting payed jack shit and we're landing on some zones and then attacking 1k gold province and we have 3 provinces worth: 240, 480 and 480 gold around Tabs (24-3-2013 14:10:29) so Tabs (24-3-2013 14:10:32) you're idea is to Tabs (24-3-2013 14:10:39) erm IGL (24-3-2013 14:10:42) siemapozzmoinmoin! Tabs (24-3-2013 14:10:45) pay everyone Tabs (24-3-2013 14:10:49) a few hundred Tabs (24-3-2013 14:10:51) gold Tabs (24-3-2013 14:10:54) to gather people Tabs (24-3-2013 14:10:59) BEFORE actually gathering them? Tabs (24-3-2013 14:11:00) Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:11:08) no Tabs (24-3-2013 14:11:18) we can't just pay everyone 300 gold if we only have one landing xD Tabs (24-3-2013 14:11:25) people won't comeeee Tabs (24-3-2013 14:11:26) Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:12:02) at least if we attack something usefull we will have some gold to pay them. If we attack some landing where there ain't jack shit around, we will not be abel to pay will we? Tabs (24-3-2013 14:12:40) Tabs (24-3-2013 14:12:44) well good luck! Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:12:56) and it's not just that, when I arranged for tesla to land on iceland and we should land on britain and after you guys removed me, did anyone notify tesla we're not landing on britain? no Tabs (24-3-2013 14:13:15) lol Tabs (24-3-2013 14:13:28) they should have noticed it Tabs (24-3-2013 14:13:29) xD GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:13:49) my task was: dont do stuff regarding cw, which i did :p Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:13:52) well I did after 3 days, when I saw no one will do it, but that's a fucking example how people that should be giving a fuck about shit like that, don't give a fuck about it GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:13:59) (im good at doing nothing) GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:14:25) but we can make liveit Deputy i think Tabs (24-3-2013 14:14:28) I do give a fuck! Tabs (24-3-2013 14:14:30) GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:14:54) he can move chips and suchs himself then IGL (24-3-2013 14:15:10) wanna do that again? GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:15:30) FC cant move chips, and we forgot that :p GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:15:36) live wanted to, but he couldnt :p GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:15:46) deciever has rl stuff, so is not much online GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:15:53) motgotz has exams Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:16:01) Well, I want my mistake fixed also! Every single time when I think the deputies we have, that were my mistake are still deputies it still makes me fucking grumpy GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:16:06) so trakais, tabs and i are the only 1 who can do it i think GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:16:29) and me and tabs are lazy :p Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:16:41) you get the point IGL (24-3-2013 14:16:56) say relaxed, sounds better than lazy GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:16:56) is there a limit on amount of deputys? GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:17:01) coz else i just make him deputy Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:17:08) no there's not GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:17:09) (and i blame tabs if there is rage ;D ) TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:17:18) rofl TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:17:32) we all can blame tabs TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:17:35) ez GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:17:43) neah, live cant fuck up much i think, yeah our cw, but i dont care much about that Valmont (24-3-2013 14:17:46) FUCKING WEEKEND KURRRWA GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:17:51) POZZZZ Draz_H (24-3-2013 14:17:55) KUUURWA!!!! Draz_H (24-3-2013 14:17:58) SIEMA Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:17:59) basicly I feel like I'm fucking stuck in same fucking inneficient clan as I did before I kicked you all out Draz_H (24-3-2013 14:18:00) polaci! GehakteMolen (24-3-2013 14:18:01) im making live deputy , and im getting drink Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:18:21) and I basicly kicked you all out couse it was working out like some 2nd grade clan Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:18:42) I was 2 days out of the game on britain, we lost every single territory then TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:19:06) we are lucking cw activity badly Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:19:11) when I gave instructions how to handle phmc, we ended in fucking war TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:19:31) but as clan recruitment says: no cw, no ts and so on Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:20:14) so fine, I thought when you got all kciked out, I'll give tabs commander position, he's lazy, we'll not do shit anymore, at least we'll be good at not doing shit Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:20:34) which was working well I give you credits on that tabs Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:20:41) see, I'm not completely rude and stuff Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:20:57) but now we're at same inneficient fucking horse shit as we were few months back TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:21:00) you won't to be rude, but you have to IGL (24-3-2013 14:21:26) well then stop this cw crap, simple IGL (24-3-2013 14:21:45) if ppl want gold, go for esl IGL (24-3-2013 14:21:57) smaller teams, less problems Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:22:05) I had nothing to do with that cw... TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:22:23) in my opinion, cw is easy gold with less time you spend for it IGL (24-3-2013 14:22:49) esl go4wot is like 3 games for 750gold/player IGL (24-3-2013 14:22:56) cant get easier than that TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:23:40) one week 750 gold/player TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:23:54) in cw you can do much more gold/player a week vilden (24-3-2013 14:24:11) yeah thats right TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:24:31) look @ pts, fking lazy morons TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:24:58) they were sitting on 10k gold daily for ages and noone was playing cw for real from them TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:25:26) what is the problem to spend time for diplomacy-taking some good provinces and sit there like noobs IGL (24-3-2013 14:25:46) pts... what did they do? defend 1 fucking province, rest got backed up by all those om-cocksuckers Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:25:56) anyway, send me invite back when you organise this shit to some way. Cause I have no intention of having anything to do with 322, untill it looks like a fucking discrace. Irony is: for some highest eff clan on eu server our organisation and decision making is efficiently rock bottom Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:26:32) so fix this shit into top notch on both or fuck it all and just disband again this fucking half assed fail attempt of a clan IGL (24-3-2013 14:26:50) we are not a clan Body_Count (24-3-2013 14:27:51) anyway, I think I'mgoing out. I'll join sgt_diablo probably, he left sort of because of same reason. BB, have fun, gl TM_RAGE (24-3-2013 14:28:41) rage mode ---------------------
    Thats how we discussed serious clan stuff in 322, what i also really like, is that the clan slogan is still after all these years: Sisi kucheza kwa furaha!  (never censored or edited by WG, and rightfully so!)
     
    Also for the sake of, some old official forum topics, they made me smile:
    http://forum.worldoftanks.eu/index.php?/topic/231935-322-internal-poll-please-vote/
    http://forum.worldoftanks.eu/index.php?/topic/231865-random-clan-is-celebrating-birthday/page__st__20#topmost
    http://forum.worldoftanks.eu/index.php?/topic/226033-322-goes-full-retard/#topmost
    Round table used to be full with these, untill too many people got banned, topics keep getting closed, and in the end the entire forum part got scraped, a real shame though
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    Gashtag reacted to How_Terrible in MAHOU Name n Shame for tking arty in Ranked on Reddit   
    Mahou truly did gods work.
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    Gashtag reacted to Archaic_One in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    In some ways I think the series actually does a really good job of cleaning up a lot of the messes that GRRM made and could not write himself out of.  Brienne is embarrassingly bad in the books, but she is a fairly nuanced and believable character in the series.  Euron in the book is just some shallow religious fanatic psycho instead of the genuinely entertaining psycho in the series.  GRRM over wrote Davos, I think the story handles him a lot better. 
    Book Stannis was so rigid and one dimensional - duty blah blah, murder brother but its all about doing my duty, burn trees, chop of fingers, but duty first,  FFS he was worse than a DC Comic villain in the book.  In the series you could actually sense the conflict with Davos and his wife and Melisandre, he was a lot more Marvel than DC on screen.
    Not to mention the unneeded plot threads with Aegon/Connington and the Golden Co., the ridiculous Dornish prince that goes to woo Dany, all of the excessive Dornish drama, the way overdrawn uprising of the Sept, and of course the lamest of them all the absurdly unneeded Lady Stoneheart BS.
    I have read all of the books twice, I really liked them - but honestly the HBO screen writers are crafting a lot better story.  Besides, they are actually going to finish their version, no way in hell that obese 70 y/o multi-millionaire is going to grind out another 2K pages before the strippers and donuts get him.
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    Gashtag got a reaction from Fulcrous in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    Agreed, nk has to go duke nukem for the only non-shit ending. Also, lol cos I only gave y'all the most hated characters to pick from
    Actually as it turns out, he told me that he was moving to Korea for a couple of years to take a break from being an accountant/gamer to instead do some charitable work with asian teenagers who were wasting their lives away on video games. Funny how life works out isn't it?
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    Gashtag got a reaction from monjardin in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    Agreed, nk has to go duke nukem for the only non-shit ending. Also, lol cos I only gave y'all the most hated characters to pick from
    Actually as it turns out, he told me that he was moving to Korea for a couple of years to take a break from being an accountant/gamer to instead do some charitable work with asian teenagers who were wasting their lives away on video games. Funny how life works out isn't it?
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    Gashtag got a reaction from monjardin in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    I got thinking the other day, the Night King really is the one true king of Westeros (and possibly the world). Here are some reasons:
    Doesn't have any insubordination in the ranks and highly respected by his people - they'll literally jump off a cliff for him. No incest. Takes care of and raises abandoned babies. No king or queen in recent memory has or would do the same. Straight up guy, knows what he's about, no squabbling or back stabbing. Fantastic athletic ability, first place in westeros olympics for javelin. Knows magic. Doesn't need to eat children to survive unlike Drogon.  Literally is a god, can bring people back from the dead and enlighten them with superior stoic state of mind. Personally it's my wish that he mows through two or three of the most loved characters per episode as the audience slowly begins to realise just how futile the fight against him is despite all of the climatical game playing from GRRM/D&D inferring Westerosi had a chance.
    The audience actually deserves this due to the fact that most of them judged Stannis as a bad character from the show instead of his rightful role as the one true king in the books.
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    Gashtag reacted to TheMarine0341 in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    Stannis of the TV show is NOT my Stannis of GRRM book lore
     
    That said, y'all just now coming over to the Nights King side?
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    Gashtag got a reaction from TheMarine0341 in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    I got thinking the other day, the Night King really is the one true king of Westeros (and possibly the world). Here are some reasons:
    Doesn't have any insubordination in the ranks and highly respected by his people - they'll literally jump off a cliff for him. No incest. Takes care of and raises abandoned babies. No king or queen in recent memory has or would do the same. Straight up guy, knows what he's about, no squabbling or back stabbing. Fantastic athletic ability, first place in westeros olympics for javelin. Knows magic. Doesn't need to eat children to survive unlike Drogon.  Literally is a god, can bring people back from the dead and enlighten them with superior stoic state of mind. Personally it's my wish that he mows through two or three of the most loved characters per episode as the audience slowly begins to realise just how futile the fight against him is despite all of the climatical game playing from GRRM/D&D inferring Westerosi had a chance.
    The audience actually deserves this due to the fact that most of them judged Stannis as a bad character from the show instead of his rightful role as the one true king in the books.
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    Gashtag got a reaction from Archaic_One in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    Agreed, nk has to go duke nukem for the only non-shit ending. Also, lol cos I only gave y'all the most hated characters to pick from
    Actually as it turns out, he told me that he was moving to Korea for a couple of years to take a break from being an accountant/gamer to instead do some charitable work with asian teenagers who were wasting their lives away on video games. Funny how life works out isn't it?
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    Gashtag got a reaction from TAdoo87 in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    I got thinking the other day, the Night King really is the one true king of Westeros (and possibly the world). Here are some reasons:
    Doesn't have any insubordination in the ranks and highly respected by his people - they'll literally jump off a cliff for him. No incest. Takes care of and raises abandoned babies. No king or queen in recent memory has or would do the same. Straight up guy, knows what he's about, no squabbling or back stabbing. Fantastic athletic ability, first place in westeros olympics for javelin. Knows magic. Doesn't need to eat children to survive unlike Drogon.  Literally is a god, can bring people back from the dead and enlighten them with superior stoic state of mind. Personally it's my wish that he mows through two or three of the most loved characters per episode as the audience slowly begins to realise just how futile the fight against him is despite all of the climatical game playing from GRRM/D&D inferring Westerosi had a chance.
    The audience actually deserves this due to the fact that most of them judged Stannis as a bad character from the show instead of his rightful role as the one true king in the books.
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    Gashtag got a reaction from ThomChen114 in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    I got thinking the other day, the Night King really is the one true king of Westeros (and possibly the world). Here are some reasons:
    Doesn't have any insubordination in the ranks and highly respected by his people - they'll literally jump off a cliff for him. No incest. Takes care of and raises abandoned babies. No king or queen in recent memory has or would do the same. Straight up guy, knows what he's about, no squabbling or back stabbing. Fantastic athletic ability, first place in westeros olympics for javelin. Knows magic. Doesn't need to eat children to survive unlike Drogon.  Literally is a god, can bring people back from the dead and enlighten them with superior stoic state of mind. Personally it's my wish that he mows through two or three of the most loved characters per episode as the audience slowly begins to realise just how futile the fight against him is despite all of the climatical game playing from GRRM/D&D inferring Westerosi had a chance.
    The audience actually deserves this due to the fact that most of them judged Stannis as a bad character from the show instead of his rightful role as the one true king in the books.
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    Gashtag reacted to OOPMan in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    You convinced me
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    Gashtag got a reaction from OOPMan in Anyone else on Team Night King?   
    I got thinking the other day, the Night King really is the one true king of Westeros (and possibly the world). Here are some reasons:
    Doesn't have any insubordination in the ranks and highly respected by his people - they'll literally jump off a cliff for him. No incest. Takes care of and raises abandoned babies. No king or queen in recent memory has or would do the same. Straight up guy, knows what he's about, no squabbling or back stabbing. Fantastic athletic ability, first place in westeros olympics for javelin. Knows magic. Doesn't need to eat children to survive unlike Drogon.  Literally is a god, can bring people back from the dead and enlighten them with superior stoic state of mind. Personally it's my wish that he mows through two or three of the most loved characters per episode as the audience slowly begins to realise just how futile the fight against him is despite all of the climatical game playing from GRRM/D&D inferring Westerosi had a chance.
    The audience actually deserves this due to the fact that most of them judged Stannis as a bad character from the show instead of his rightful role as the one true king in the books.
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    Gashtag reacted to Xen in Is 4k the new 3k?   
    I'd say only diehard autists give a shit anymore so obv the standards rise 
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    Gashtag reacted to OOPMan in Oddball questions on uncommon phone   
    There don't seem to be ANY firmware updates available for this device.
    It doesn't matter whether you try FTP or anything because there is nothing for you to update the device with. 
    You're stuck on Android 4.0.4 and this, my friend, is why you do not buy any devices that don't have an entry on XDA Developers unless you're happy with being stuck on whatever backward version of Android they come installed with.
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    Gashtag reacted to MacusFlash in post your favorite guns   
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    Gashtag reacted to leggasiini in post your favorite guns   
    Give me german premium TD with V-3 cannon:

    15 cm L/866
    yes thats right, its fucking 130 m long gun designed to shoot Britain from Germany
     
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    Gashtag reacted to Fabunil in post your favorite guns   
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    Gashtag reacted to zapyoug in Trying to work on consistency   
    Soo
    took a while to find the right words and these still are likely not it but tldr;
    Consistency isn't your problem, you're just bad 
    What you are probably doing is playing consistently average and every few games the stars align either granting you great victory or death by supernova.
    Your biggest problems are likely just bad general positioning and poor awareness/movement. Even if your positioning is literally braindamage level, some good movements and attention to who is where and what is going on is almost always enough to salvage atleast decent damage out of a match.
    Things of note
    -xvm stat is garbage and literally does nothing but add to tilt
    -make your minimap bigger than it probably should be if it isn't already
    -wn8 is for nerds and numberwhores. If you want to improve, hunt for wins.
    -survival rate means nothing. Who cares if you die if you bring 5 people with you, particularly early game where it has the most impact.
    Proper grammar/formatting is also for nerds. Please don't hunt dont my old lit professor.
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    Gashtag reacted to SchnitzelTruck in tfw u are now reading and cringing at paid articles written by ur virtual assistant   
    The level of boredom you must have is unfathomable
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    Gashtag reacted to Rexxie in Semen Nutrition Leech & TFW Erection Tops 7 Inches for the First Time   
    oh so thats why im healthy
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    Gashtag reacted to bjshnog in Semen Nutrition Leech & TFW Erection Tops 7 Inches for the First Time   
    Many of those chemicals are very good for plants. Keep that in mind if you're into gardening.
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    Gashtag reacted to Private_Miros in Semen Nutrition Leech & TFW Erection Tops 7 Inches for the First Time   
    Well, this has consistently been the advice I gave you while closing all your previous puberal threads.
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    Gashtag reacted to PityFool in Expected Values Updated to v29   
    >When you have more warnings than brain cells, later trash.
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    Gashtag reacted to PityFool in Saddest Game of the Year   
    DIP DIP DIP DIP  DEPORTED 
     
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