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Comrade tankers, Darkest were the days of 1941 when we ground through the T-34 line, clanless and alone. Then we saw the light of the Forum Warriors channel, from which came offers of platoons and friendship. We remember how we became one with PBKAC and fought our campy Swamp battles in Europe. We can still vividly hear the IOC's order on Fisherman's Bay: "one-two line, begin yer push". We recall our victory with a half-baked fascist box strat on Ruinberg and our obscene defeat from "dick in facce" on Cliffs. We were there to witness the conception of hardcore PBKAC Himmelsdorf strats, where once we stacked meds on the hill only to lose to a capfast. We had our moments farming lame points with BULBA in the Americas and doing our giddy M60 count-ins to farm pubbie tears. And of course, who can forget the thunderdome, the fast-bois strongholds, and the anime club. Nowadays the war is over and the soldiers don't know where to go. The WarGods removed all-chat and so we bid farewell to the days of smack-talking baddies. CR/D is dead and gone, forever buried deep in the ground alongside Chairinabasket. We wonder where the veterans from old PETCO are now and what new hip game they play today. We tried the PTSD-inducing Red Orchestra 2, fighting the Great Patriotic War as a conscript with only a rifle and bayonnet, but the community there was small, they didn't insult each other much, and there was neither stat padding nor metagame. We tried League of Legends, finding some of the memes and airhorn-inducing MLG plays entertaining, but it lacked the euphoric feeling of a 3-unicorn hard-carry; there was none of the "us versus them" mentality as the game just makes good players fight other good players. We miss the days of WoT; terrible as the game is, the people playing it are second to none. We dream of fighting with you unicorns in the halls of Valhalla, forever pursuing the 99.9% winrate and surfing on the waves of the Red Sea. Thank you all for our time together. We are here to read through old posts and we would love to chat and reminisce. 8112204 (2011 - 2015)
*dusts off clan icon and lounge area* *cough cough* Okay, we ready? Alright. *clears throat* Good News, Everyone! Idiots On Computers is back! And we're looking for more fellow idiots to join our marvelous mis-adventure! Are you an idiot in need of more idiots to surround yourself with? Do you have a Computer? Are you an idiot willing to learn and improve? What is the square root of a fine quality Russet? Did you answer yes to the above questions? Great! The Details of our Idiot Reproduction *ahem* Recruitment Program are thus: For candidacy to be an idiot, please meet the following: Be a fun and engaging person! TeamSpeak and a working Mic Be willing to have fun and engage in the finest of 'nanigans of the she variety We would prefer a WN8 of 1300 or higher as a minimum We would prefer an overall win rate of at least 52% We would like to see at least 400 higher recents and 2% higher WR These are more like guidelines and are not set in stone Be easy going, please. Have at least a few CW viable tanks at each tier (6, 8, and 10) What does IOC have to offer you? Free candyTsavo Cuddles™ Our own Teamspeak to hang out in (Bring friends!) A place to learn and get guidance Friendly atmosphere and plenty of games PLATOONS! Strongholds! Struggleholds! ---------------------OUR TEAMSPEAK--------------------- Idiots.mainvoice.info:7382 For recruitment, please PM me or find me on our TeamSpeak -----------------Q&A AREA------------------ What is IOC? We used to be a group of about 30-35 active guys who are all friends and got along fantastically. We gelled well with each other, quite possibly what made my first tenure here the most fun. What is our vision for IOC? We want to rebuild the old days. We want to assemble a tight knit group of guys, 30 or more in number, to tackle Campains, tournaments, and all other manner of rewarding tanks adventures! Don't wan't to do CW? That's perfectly fine! Want to hang out and improve? Come on in! Want to just platoon? Sure thing! Place to hang out and relax? Absolutely! Clan Wars and other related activities will NOT be a requirement for members! ALL CLAN WARS AND TOURNAMENTS WILL BE VOLUNTARY!
Enemy, [edited] the pride Come on over, to our side We're the same, just afraid What's the difference when we're all dying? The real IOC is looking to finish filling our ranks, and you had best come quick - there's limited space left. Requirements: -1600 +Wn8 -54%+ WR - Three or more tier 10s -Active more often than not -Teamspeak -Ability to troll With these being the last remaining spots, I am looking for people who are dedicated. I want people who play often, and who are willing to jump on board for our new venture in CW. What we have to offer you: The chance to play and learn with some great players The ability to have great laughs at each other's expense A chance at global domination (or at the very least, North Eastern Greenland!) If interested, inquire with F0R_M07H3R_RU5514, Zepherex,OttoT, or Myself. As always; Maintain Cover, Danger close Rgr rgr? One-Two line begin your push. One-Two line hold, engage IS7 camo nets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB9uUwcw1GM I could have edited out the gold code and a bunch of other errors, but I'm too lazy. Besides, all the gold I've been told is hidden within the IOC treasury should cover my loss. Being the bottom on the xp charts on an IOC team is a new low. I blame Tedster.