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  1. So I was bored and thought of a fun (at least in my mind) game. Contribute your best 5 or less-worded WoT-themed horror stories. I'll start with a few examples. 1. New Patch. Arty Got Buffed. 2. Bottom Tier. Tomato Top Tiers. 3. 0 Damage. 5X Cleared. 4. Solopub. Come and potentially farm easy upboats!
  2. So, I was doing scientific research the other day and came across an interesting documentary, in which a tank is involved. I am a rather curious person and want to ascertain what tank it is, however, as I am not an expert on Russian hovermeds, I am not entirely sure. My money is on T-54.
  3. I enjoy some things. Anime is not one of those things. Here's to me and people like me.
  4. This is from a true story Gash told me the other night: So I stumble into the gym, bleary eyed and hung over. Another late night of playing tanks and self loathing. This isn't good for my psyche, brah. I gotta get hyped, stay motivated, and be all I can be. I grab a towel, decide to do a little light cardo -- I'm not sure I can handle much else. Staying positive, man. I can barely keep my eyes open. Next thing I know, I realize I've been staring straight ahead in a daze for like 15 minutes. Like I'm fixated. And naturally, there is some gal in super tight gym shorts running on the machine right in front of me. I don't mean jogging, I mean like running. Sprinting. Bolting, as it were. This gal is full on sprinting longer than I can manage to jog. Kinda crazy. And...dat ass. Not bad at all. Oh, shit, I'm staring again. Bad form, man. Peeks are ok but this is full on leering. Gotta keep it together. She's probably just trying to tone up before her wedding anyhow, knowing my luck. Look away. Although, now that you think about it, that ass looks kind of familiar. Could it be -- No. It can't be. She doesn't even live in this state. But that ass does look familiar. Although I suppose all asses look kind of similar in black shorts. Especially the small, shapely ones. She's a slim, lithe, but tall gal -- perfect for bending into a pretzel during sexytimes. Don't get me wrong; I don't really have a clue why its so sexy to get a BJ while the girl is doing a lunging dog handstand or whatever but I've seen enough porn to know it is. Besides, its probably not her. Just a similar looking ass. It doesn't even matter. Really this whole scene is just the metaphor of my life - here I am running in place chasing some interchangeable ass that I'll probably never even speak to. But I have to know, right? Could it be Taylor? Right as I was forming the words to ask what she was doing in a place like this, you realize something has changed. Oh shit, she stopped running; she's turned around looking right at me. Fuck, busted. She knows I was staring at her ass. Eyes up! Wait a minute, that's not Tay. Not even close. This gal is like 35+, easy. But damn she has a great ass. 90% of 20 year olds would envy that ass. And I'm pretty sure she's more buff than I am. Shit, my eyes are running up and down her again. Eye contact, OMFG! I feel the heat in my cheeks. Fuck, now I'm going to have to start coming to the gym at a different time to avoid the awkwardness! But wait...is that a smile? I figure the best course of action is to get the hell out of this place. I toss my towel into the bin; it smells so strongly of bleach I think I'm at the pool. Maybe its the workout, the chemicals, the ass...but I'm feeling lightheaded. Gotta get out of here quick. I grab my keys, head for the door...but there she is. Looking right at me. Fuck, she's trying to talk to me. This has got to be some kind of cruel joke. Maybe she just wants my name so she can get the manager to throw me out for creeping. It wasn't perfect, but she was. We step outside, the crisp fall air makes us both gasp. The sun is rising, sunlight dancing through the mist before finding the twinkle in her eyes. I feel myself falling for her before I even know her name. We talk. She sees my alumni tshirt; she asks if I went there. So did she! We sit around making small talk, and you can feel the attraction arcing between us. She leans closer, and asks...So how old are you? I tell her. I see her surprise. I see her lean back. Shit, she thinks I'm way too young for her. She's obviously not a cougar, if such a beast actually exists. I'm like seriously its only 10 (or so) years of a gap. But the moment is gone. Gotta get it back. I tell her I am really mature for my age, and that it doesn't even bother me that she is almost as old as my mom. (Her smile turns into a frown -- SHIT MAN, I'M BLOWING THIS). I tell her she looks amazing; I am glad to be your ashton. Besides, I've heard older women get hornier as they age, and that's hot. ( :| becomes :/, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, you just called her old ). She looks away, glancing at her car -- she's thinking about leaving, bros! Gotta salvage this quick; how bad can it be? Come on chemistry, work for me now!!!!~ She obviously didn't mind me looking, so I lean in and ask her if she wants to hang out sometime. "Hmmm. It was nice meeting you, Gashy. I'll see you around," she says, as she turns and walks away. Fuck. :/
  5. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2a0_1395425975 punch at 2:20 Stupid prank, surprisingly more people didn't drop him. You can hear one of the guys telling him he's going to get knocked out if he keep's pulling that prank. He finally tries it on a guy who obviously has been in a few real fights in his life. You see the punch...the brain hit the skull...then eyes go wild..the lights go out. Best KO i've seen in a while lmao..
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