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Hello fellas, I'm Jojo and I will be uploading replays worthy of watching. They will be unique, non of that standard "Just 4k+ Damage" replays. They will have a point to them.

 

They will range from Solo carries to Platoon carries, or from Epic comebacks to So close losses.

 

They will feature the best players on the server, and they will be recorded and uploaded to YouTube with Commentary/ Text on what I was thinking and probably explain tactics used, but this is still a WIP :^) 

 

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[i decided to try out some sorta narrative thing for replays. I dunno if it would stick but yeah :3]
 
-Just wanna point out there's some intense language in this post
 
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Overview
 
This replay presents the STB-1 and its abuse of depression and DPM to buzz-saw down priority targets. Its mobility is then used as the spearhead of the push, so that the comrade pubbies know its safe to commence pushing. Clickers fall, Tonks are rushed. Aggression my friend, is the key to victory. #YOLO
 
Interval 1: The Initial Shot
 
As Tonks load in and the countdown timer decreases I decide where I should deploy. South spawn Murovanka, enemy team is stacked with mediums with lots of arty. Pushing north seems like a death sentence. But my Dumbass still goes, thinking I can counter the meta.
 
"Let's Roll". I see my comrade Leo PTA take off immediately towards north, and I decide to follow. It seemed like he was going for a quick scout run down the 3 line, a viable tactic. He successfully ends up lighting almost half their team with our clickers raining balanced rounds on them, and I deploy near him to make sure he does not get rushed and to light any mediums yoloing A1-A2. I spot a Leopard wrongly rushing 1 line. I fire, and I miss. "FUCK". But thankfully the 2nd shot hit, or tilt mode would have been activated. After being spotted I decide relocating would be best because of the 3 clickers on the enemy team, who I know would prioritize me. I turn and take off only to get tracked by an FV4202. I insta repair and gun it to cover. I fire in frustration because mads. Fortunately that FV4202 decided to sit at the same spot, hue. First friendly clicker fires and misses. FV4202 delights, but 2nd clicker fires. No explosion sound. A hit! I decide to hug the house for a while longer, so that I can delight and observe the situation. I notice that our West flank is extremely weak and outnumbered. I decide it was best to take my leave.
 
Interval 2: The Rescue
 
Plebs. As I make my way towards the East side of Murovanka, a friendly 212A gets countered, and a #yoloing Obj 140 and an IS-8 get wrecked. Before I arrive at J9, I make my goal to quickly annihilate an enemy E-100 that is spotted pushing the Eastern flank. A friendly Patton and T54E1 will struggle against it, so i make sure I arrive in time to abuse my DPM and depression. I arrive and begin to work the E-100. I move after each shot to lower the chance of being clicked, but it won't matter anyway because arty is balanced. An enemy E-50M enters the fray but gets wrecked after severely over extending into 3 tanks. I accidentally hit the Patton friendly in the heat of battle, but there is no time to apologize, and I'm sure he knows as well. We lose the T54E1 but the Leo PTA from the early scout run arrives just in time. The E-100 gets clicked right in the face, and an enemy STB-1 comes in the hope of rescuing his beloved ally. I successfully track him in the open and he gets focused fired. He hits the Patton, and makes him one shottable. But thankfully I was there. I lunged. I aimed, and I snap-shotted the fuck outta that STB, in an STB, lol. East flank is cleared, but there is no time to rest. Score is even and its time to make the game winning move.
 
Interval 3: The Push
 
*Map Ping* *Map Ping* *Attack!* I begin the rush. I remember most of the heavy/medium tanks being spotted at the northern flank, thanks to the early scout run of the Leo PTA. o7 man. Seeing how there is 1 TD on the enemy team, I know he will just be the only threat in the forest. I hug the red line to make because I know the usual pubbie spot for TDs is the D8 area of the Magical Forest, and I wanted to stay unspotted. I had 1 thing on my mind, the sweet destruction of those clicking fucks. I charge along with the surviving medium comrades towards A0 till contact, an enemy 212A. He gets rekt, along with a GwType E-100. "HAHA GET FUCKED". After this small victory I notice misses and booms happening around me, I knew I had to dive to cover. Also I pinged the map to where I thought and Pz4 Waffle, and sure as hell he was right there. I unfortunately get clicked before I get to cover. :/ But then some sorta black magic occurs. I spin. o_oNo time to waste though, that waffle needs to be annihilated. He rekts the brave comrade Leo PTA who followed my command, the soldier fought well. o7  After the waffle is taken care of I instruct my allies not to cap. Not for the damages but for the sake of their lives. The enemy would just spot the tanks on cap and that clicking fuck bat arty who ran away would have his way with them. That's something we wanted to avoid.
 
Interval 4: Endgame 
 
Just as suspected the enemy Cent mk/7 was already making his way to a bush on the 5 line to spot the cap. He gets rekt by the aggression of a yoloing IS-4 who misses his shots. So I decide to stop and shoot him to knock him out as fast as possible. The enemy FV4202 tries to do what I did. He tried to rekt allied arty. But thankfully we had a T30 that swore to protect our cap. He is faithful to the green flag, and makes sure no red tank scum drives over the precious white line of the cap circle. He finishes the FV4202 with auto aiming ease. Rip FV4202. I continue my yolo towards the enemy for moar mad damages, because damage is everything. When I arrive at the 1 line the remaining E5 is lit, but at full hp. I go for a shot but I miss. Then he gets clicked for 1/3 of his HP. Then somehow, someway, I am out spotted by the enemy clicking fuck. He misses his 1st shell outta 4, but once I lit him i snap shotted him. I retreat so I don't get clicked, but then I drive forward, and I don't know why. I get clicked, and shoot in frustration again. But the T110E5 surrenders, his spirit crushed by the almighty -G- tag. I begin my #yolo towards the arty cowaring at A1. As i move aim to shoot the E5 on the side. Miss. "Okay lol" Miss, again. "Dude wtf". Good thing 3rd time's the charm. I finish off the E5 and proceed towards the enemy clicking fuck. I imitate the 'Hasta La vista' thing from Terminator 2 :3.  "Fuck You", I Auto-Aimed and fired. BOOM! Enemy arty rekt, GG.

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They will feature the best players on the server, and they will be recorded and uploaded to YouTube with Commentary/ Text on what I was thinking and probably explain tactics used, but this is still a WIP :^) 

 

o7o7o7

 

Will subscribe.  Best format. 

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I look forward to watching more of your bizarre adventures.

We had one a bit ago where we essentially drove all over the map shooting EVERYTHING, and won hard.

Jojacking-chan ^_^

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Hello fellas, I'm Jojo and I will be uploading replays worthy of watching. They will be unique, non of that standard "Just 4k+ Damage" replays. They will have a point to them.

 

They will range from Solo carries to Platoon carries, or from Epic comebacks to So close losses.

 

They will feature the best players on the server, and they will be recorded and uploaded to YouTube with Commentary/ Text on what I was thinking and probably explain tactics used, but this is still a WIP :^) 

 

o7o7o7

 

the pubbies cry more...

 

somehow, they call me cheat in arty role

 

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The Luna-Jojo Carry  :smug:
 
Its was like 4v10, and we totaled 12k dmg.

 

lololol that game so full of rage. And stuff like the arty player complaining you relocated to crush the weak flank as if that was "cowardly" when it's the only way to go unless you want to be surrounded. Nice game anyway.

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I think it's reasonably obvious you enjoy your fatton given the marks of excellence. What makes you pick the Fatton over a Leo or other t10 med? Just curious.

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I think it's reasonably obvious you enjoy your fatton given the marks of excellence. What makes you pick the Fatton over a Leo or other t10 med? Just curious.

 

The only other med I like is the STB-1. I don't like the T-62a/140, the low alpha and less depression is not my style.

 

Also I like the vision abuse, which leads almost to auto wins on some maps, and helps out end-game.

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[i decided to try out some sorta narrative thing for replays. I dunno if it would stick but yeah :3]
 
-Just wanna point out there's some intense language in this post
 
53995d2a9c81a54238010000.jpg
 

zxcg2H3.jpg

 

Overview
 
This replay presents the STB-1 and its abuse of depression and DPM to buzz-saw down priority targets. Its mobility is then used as the spearhead of the push, so that the comrade pubbies know its safe to commence pushing. Clickers fall, Tonks are rushed. Aggression my friend, is the key to victory. #YOLO
 
Interval 1: The Initial Shot
 
As Tonks load in and the countdown timer decreases I decide where I should deploy. South spawn Murovanka, enemy team is stacked with mediums with lots of arty. Pushing north seems like a death sentence. But my Dumbass still goes, thinking I can counter the meta.
 
"Let's Roll". I see my comrade Leo PTA take off immediately towards north, and I decide to follow. It seemed like he was going for a quick scout run down the 3 line, a viable tactic. He successfully ends up lighting almost half their team with our clickers raining balanced rounds on them, and I deploy near him to make sure he does not get rushed and to light any mediums yoloing A1-A2. I spot a Leopard wrongly rushing 1 line. I fire, and I miss. "FUCK". But thankfully the 2nd shot hit, or tilt mode would have been activated. After being spotted I decide relocating would be best because of the 3 clickers on the enemy team, who I know would prioritize me. I turn and take off only to get tracked by an FV4202. I insta repair and gun it to cover. I fire in frustration because mads. Fortunately that FV4202 decided to sit at the same spot, hue. First friendly clicker fires and misses. FV4202 delights, but 2nd clicker fires. No explosion sound. A hit! I decide to hug the house for a while longer, so that I can delight and observe the situation. I notice that our West flank is extremely weak and outnumbered. I decide it was best to take my leave.
 
Interval 2: The Rescue
 
Plebs. As I make my way towards the East side of Murovanka, a friendly 212A gets countered, and a #yoloing Obj 140 and an IS-8 get wrecked. Before I arrive at J9, I make my goal to quickly annihilate an enemy E-100 that is spotted pushing the Eastern flank. A friendly Patton and T54E1 will struggle against it, so i make sure I arrive in time to abuse my DPM and depression. I arrive and begin to work the E-100. I move after each shot to lower the chance of being clicked, but it won't matter anyway because arty is balanced. An enemy E-50M enters the fray but gets wrecked after severely over extending into 3 tanks. I accidentally hit the Patton friendly in the heat of battle, but there is no time to apologize, and I'm sure he knows as well. We lose the T54E1 but the Leo PTA from the early scout run arrives just in time. The E-100 gets clicked right in the face, and an enemy STB-1 comes in the hope of rescuing his beloved ally. I successfully track him in the open and he gets focused fired. He hits the Patton, and makes him one shottable. But thankfully I was there. I lunged. I aimed, and I snap-shotted the fuck outta that STB, in an STB, lol. East flank is cleared, but there is no time to rest. Score is even and its time to make the game winning move.
 
Interval 3: The Push
 
*Map Ping* *Map Ping* *Attack!* I begin the rush. I remember most of the heavy/medium tanks being spotted at the northern flank, thanks to the early scout run of the Leo PTA. o7 man. Seeing how there is 1 TD on the enemy team, I know he will just be the only threat in the forest. I hug the red line to make because I know the usual pubbie spot for TDs is the D8 area of the Magical Forest, and I wanted to stay unspotted. I had 1 thing on my mind, the sweet destruction of those clicking fucks. I charge along with the surviving medium comrades towards A0 till contact, an enemy 212A. He gets rekt, along with a GwType E-100. "HAHA GET FUCKED". After this small victory I notice misses and booms happening around me, I knew I had to dive to cover. Also I pinged the map to where I thought and Pz4 Waffle, and sure as hell he was right there. I unfortunately get clicked before I get to cover. :/ But then some sorta black magic occurs. I spin. o_oNo time to waste though, that waffle needs to be annihilated. He rekts the brave comrade Leo PTA who followed my command, the soldier fought well. o7  After the waffle is taken care of I instruct my allies not to cap. Not for the damages but for the sake of their lives. The enemy would just spot the tanks on cap and that clicking fuck bat arty who ran away would have his way with them. That's something we wanted to avoid.
 
Interval 4: Endgame 
 
Just as suspected the enemy Cent mk/7 was already making his way to a bush on the 5 line to spot the cap. He gets rekt by the aggression of a yoloing IS-4 who misses his shots. So I decide to stop and shoot him to knock him out as fast as possible. The enemy FV4202 tries to do what I did. He tried to rekt allied arty. But thankfully we had a T30 that swore to protect our cap. He is faithful to the green flag, and makes sure no red tank scum drives over the precious white line of the cap circle. He finishes the FV4202 with auto aiming ease. Rip FV4202. I continue my yolo towards the enemy for moar mad damages, because damage is everything. When I arrive at the 1 line the remaining E5 is lit, but at full hp. I go for a shot but I miss. Then he gets clicked for 1/3 of his HP. Then somehow, someway, I am out spotted by the enemy clicking fuck. He misses his 1st shell outta 4, but once I lit him i snap shotted him. I retreat so I don't get clicked, but then I drive forward, and I don't know why. I get clicked, and shoot in frustration again. But the T110E5 surrenders, his spirit crushed by the almighty -G- tag. I begin my #yolo towards the arty cowaring at A1. As i move aim to shoot the E5 on the side. Miss. "Okay lol" Miss, again. "Dude wtf". Good thing 3rd time's the charm. I finish off the E5 and proceed towards the enemy clicking fuck. I imitate the 'Hasta La vista' thing from Terminator 2 :3.  "Fuck You", I Auto-Aimed and fired. BOOM! Enemy arty rekt, GG.

 

Joja, ever considered a career a la J Brown instead of this shitty clicker game?  :armoredcar: 

Laughing my butt out the story demands at least a bucket of coffee maybe even a nazi roll, who can tell

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Well I look forward to watching them. Been watching mostly jingles and QB on YouTube, with the EUROPEAN meta the tactics don't always work.

Would love to see some good ratios of Yolo to Swag

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