A Wild [BULBA]saur Sighting - BULBA Recruitment Station

[Zepherex 3,641]

Looks like I finally joined the 10k dmg in one game club

 

[Aquavolt 1,587]

3 hours ago, _Assad said:

My samsung SSD caught on fire like GS Note 7. Fuck

get well soon

[Zepherex 3,641]

I would like to congratulate friend aspalar on suddenly becoming a much greater player and totally not cowboy for playing on the account while his is banned :^)

 

[GotchMaster 76]

Get ready for a wild fucking ride boiz

 

 

[_Assad 3,538]

On 10/27/2016 at 8:07 PM, Aquavolt said:

get well soon

Thanks fellow world of tanks player.

[RadDadsWillMakeAnimeReal 105]

So many people have been talking about Exo and his legendary skills in battle lately; he’s become a really big deal. Due to my inability to ignore all the fuss, I decided to tune-in to the WGLNA Grand Finals for the sole reason to see what all the hype is all about. I remembered seeing him for the first time, hunched over, staring intently at his screen, trying his hardest to keep himself together. He knew fully well that if he threw here and now, Wally was in the room with him, and fully capable of providing his long-promised forehead dick-slap for all those times Exo managed to take easily winnable games and effortlessly flush them down the toilet like they were RitaGamer’s unwanted, autistic newborns.

While watching him sweat, my mind suddenly, and without warning, went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was “Could I fit Exo’s head inside my ass?” Maybe it was just the odd, potato-like shape of his dome, but something about that awkwardly proportioned skull gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be a much better place with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned, this was a spiritual impulse! I now knew my goal in life; why I was placed on this world to begin with. God has given me my task.

I called Exo thinking that this may be an unreasonable proposition. His candid response, however, intrigued me: “Yeah,” he said, “but can we do it in the porch area of my local Starbucks?” I, filled with some confusion but also overwhelming intrigue, asked him why. He told me that six other people have already asked to do this, and he had done all of those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh, he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked him if he could get me one, after some thought, he said sure. And that’s how I got myself to go on a date with Exo.

[Exasmic 85]

6 minutes ago, RadDadsWillMakeAnimeReal said:

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10/10 would read again

the latte was good

[Pompous_Magnus 240]

https://clips.twitch.tv/trobsmonkey/CuriousCodCorgiDerp

Bulba classic hospitality 

[Burntice 2]

 

[KruggWulf 552]

On 10/31/2016 at 10:37 PM, Pompous_Magnus said:

https://clips.twitch.tv/trobsmonkey/CuriousCodCorgiDerp

Bulba classic hospitality 

Needs more team killing and accusing him of viewbotting

 

[Zepherex 3,641]

@assassain7 viewbot viewbot mod user cheater seaman

[CraBeatOff 5,741]

On 10/27/2016 at 1:23 AM, jackquerudo said:

yo dawg I herd there's a chinese reward tank. I suddenly am willing to play tanks again

What he said. Minus the willingness to play tanks :-D

Love my bulbas, moving account  so my BFFerino can sock a 121BEEEEE while I sit on the beach in Belize. 

[Roku 2,028]

[Fulcrous 2,073]

Mimikyuu is love. Mimikyuu is life.

[Joyrider216 1,028]

[Aquavolt 1,587]

i'd like to make a formal apology to my good friend zepherex for letting him down yesterday. apparently the m60 and 183 and pretty much every tank in my garage was nerfed and i was suffering from some unexpected lag and a bad case of parkinsons and alzheimers and aids and probably cancer from playing 10 battles which was clearly 10 battles too many.

looking forward to playing with you again woah7

[Zepherex 3,641]

52 minutes ago, Aquavolt said:

i'd like to make a formal apology to my good friend zepherex for letting him down yesterday. apparently the m60 and 183 and pretty much every tank in my garage was nerfed and i was suffering from some unexpected lag and a bad case of parkinsons and alzheimers and aids and probably cancer from playing 10 battles which was clearly 10 battles too many.

looking forward to playing with you again woah7

This mofo was scared of a conway. A C O N W A Y

[Aquavolt 1,587]

bruh that thing had a turret the size of the sun. tanks with humongous gigaturrets only have turboalpha guns

 

 

 

 

 

NOPE ONLY 120MM

[Mawdy 374]

 

Truly a masterful display of teamplay and execution.

[Zepherex 3,641]

Wow good job bois

[GotchMaster 76]

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[Raj 116]

So how many twinks in bulba are on suicide watch?

[Shifty_101st 1,144]

8 hours ago, Raj said:

So how many twinks in bulba are on suicide watch?

I would say none as life is pretty good at the moEment 8^)

[mereelskirata 1,205]

9 hours ago, Raj said:

So how many twinks in bulba are on suicide watch?

Why would we be on suicide watch?

[Raj 116]

2 hours ago, mereelskirata said:

Why would we be on suicide watch?

I mean aren't like 50% of WOT players age age18-22 low testosterone non lifting twinks? I mean high suicide rate from them too especially since Empress Hillary lost.