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Now we're all winners! :D

That is one weird way to hold a cat. I hope it is not male, otherwise it would have a set of pressurerised balls after a prolonged walk like that D:

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Taylor is such a lovely person. She doesn't kill animals to wear them. <3

 

She does eat their flesh though.

Sooooo.

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Since the people want and need the KITTY cats, I will now give you the tale of Nurkus' most exciting encounters in WOT 2k15. Prepare yer diddlyholes!

 

After being sick for quite some time I had to shake some rust:

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I went in to a really hard carry on Scouts EU account, alone in the city vs Hummel, Dicker max, Hellcat, M6 and VK3001P. I was in a one-shot KV-85, capping on lakeville, like this:

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Hellpuss, M6 and VK shows up and tries to take out a KITTY:

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Murder I wrote on all three of them, and the counter passed 80%:

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Dicky shows up, and I was like "come at me bro!"

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I ninja'd that shitter, RIPerino!

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When counter was at 99% I was slightly tense:

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If Hummel-HE had rained over me, I would seriously find him IRL:

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I ended up with Radley-Walters, DeLanglade's, Crucial Contribution, High Caliber, Invader, Top Gun, a handfull of ribbons and what not. And EpicFale was all "thanks for carry":

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I also had a 7.2k dmg, 7 kill game in the STB-1, and still no ace to be seen. But that's okay gaym, I DIDN'T WANT YOUR FILTHY STATPADDING WHORE MEDAL ANYWAY! *SOBS*

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When someone told me they hackz0rzed my account and had a lucky gaem

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I had a quick peek at the results though, because

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Wondering how she got all them credits, I started up the replay and got my kerrot

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Nurkus' play style really made me go

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But then she started going like dis

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When she killed that Dmax, the only possible player that could've been was either Jsnazz training his famous hetzer crew, or dis bear

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Anyway, I now has a Radley so here you go kitty

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Just found this seeing as though 'people' seem to love this woman along with Kitties! (Kitties are arguably better though)

 

http://www.people.com/article/taylor-swift-sends-fan-1989-check-student-loans

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So, Its_Matra would like to join KITTY, and I have started the epic nag to make GetLucky make room for him. :beard:

 

Intensity-scale:

 

Today:

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Heeeey...

 

Tomorrow:

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Dude, DUDE!

 

The day after:

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srsly pls

 

The day after:

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DON'T YOU TRY TO ESCAPE ME YOU SNEAKY SWEDE!

 

The day after:

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CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME!?!? CAN YOU!?!?!? HUUUH!?!?

 

The day after:

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THIS. IS. HELL.

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Nurkus' play style really made me go

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You are not alone. I think it was yesterday when I was watching TimGots stream and he ran into a kitteh platoon including Nurkus. After he was told that she was a girl he went on a rant about how girls ALWAYS camp in WoT. Meanwhile Nurkus was, errr, keeping the spawn secure.  :biglaugh:

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Strange, generally she plays less agressive then me, but that doesnt say much. On the other hand Ive noticed some players tend to play more passive as their stats rise.

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That's the biggest bullshit I've read so far this year, and keep in mind, I do have chat enabled in-game. I think someone needs to look at my replays, I literally never camp base unless forced by circumstance. If it was at Mines south spawn yesterday, I had zero options than to be there to control both sides at once, since the rest of my team was .... errrr, dead. And I was, errr, ammo racked. I would never win a 1v1, I would never be able to out-spot someone any further ahead, and I did still have a chance to win, since a ot of them were 1-shots. The people on TS can confirm that I was nagging the entire time, because I don't have the patience to stay stationary and I hate being forced to- I rarely stop to even fucking aim. But I guess I can't really expect more from someone that makes such an absolute statement with an entire ONE game as sample size.

 

Go nuts.

http://wotreplays.com/uploader/nurkus/id/297176

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You are not alone. I think it was yesterday when I was watching TimGots stream and he ran into a kitteh platoon including Nurkus. After he was told that she was a girl he went on a rant about how girls ALWAYS camp in WoT. Meanwhile Nurkus was, errr, keeping the spawn secure.  :biglaugh:

 

Nice shitpoasting... You really have no clue what you are talking about...

 

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Found the replay, and I ask you now, from this minimap;

Where else would you

a) Be in arty cover

b) Be in cover from hill crossfire and spotting lines

c) Be able to out-spot all tanks on east flank

d) Have lines of fire east AND west

e) Be able to protect platoon mates' asses

f) Be able to cover our E-100

g) Potentially win the game

 

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I was under the impression that KAZNA had really solid players that knew what was needed to try and win games. I don't understand how he didn't see what I was doing, as I'm sure he would have done the same if given the same situation. Even if I'm sure he would much prefer that I just triple R'd right into two hundos, a 50 100 and a STB to try and out-skill them like a true potatoe. (Before I went here, I was bumping shoulders with Devil on the hillside and then with our Hundo, as I'm sure stream followers also could see, since I was spotted multiple times)

 

I don't know. You tell me, I'm obviously the 10/10 camping retard here, as confirmed by 4 minutes from one game.

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My platoon mates were Orrie and DevilishRed, for the record.

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Oi!

 

Back of the queue  &gt;:(

 

I've been in the queue before CrimeyAriva was in  :tongue:

 

But yes I would like to join teh Kittehs, plus I have two awesome ginger girls (cats) - what more credentials do I need  :thumbup:

 

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and lately the top one of the two pics she has been like this after getting an infected dew-claw

 

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random cat picture because why not

 

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That's the biggest bullshit I've read so far this year, and keep in mind, I do have chat enabled in-game. I think someone needs to look at my replays, I literally never camp base unless forced by circumstance. If it was at Mines south spawn yesterday, I had zero options than to be there to control both sides at once, since the rest of my team was .... errrr, dead. And I was, errr, ammo racked. I would never win a 1v1, I would never be able to out-spot someone any further ahead, and I did still have a chance to win, since a ot of them were 1-shots. The people on TS can confirm that I was nagging the entire time, because I don't have the patience to stay stationary and I hate being forced to- I rarely stop to even fucking aim. But I guess I can't really expect more from someone that makes such an absolute statement with an entire ONE game as sample size.

 

Go nuts.

http://wotreplays.com/uploader/nurkus/id/297176

 

 

Nice shitpoasting... You really have no clue what you are talking about...

 

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I don't not take kindly to bullshits post/attacks in the KITTY-thread by misinformed donkeys about any KITTY-member. Any one with half a brain would not make such generalizations or comments based on a single game seen on a stream by some one that only can show one side of the battle.

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