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Worst Player You've Ever Seen

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I was in a match with this piece of sexiness tonight in a Tiger II on Prokhorovka.

 

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He R-R-R'd up the 1-2 line and was dead within two minutes of the countdown ending.  I figured he must be a bot, but in 23,000 games even WG's shitty detection system should have picked him up.

 

All this got me thinking... what's the worst player you've seen in a game?

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I remember seeing my first bot. Then you realise they are flipping everywhere.

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This guy has an enormous love for the KV-3 and T-150. Good thing he averages less than my tier 2s in them.

 

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Something like God_Tank_666

 

He wasn't bad in the usual way of rushing out and dying at the start, instead he took positions that he could be useful from (and thus make you think that you'd have support) but he was completely unable to perform, at all.

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Something like God_Tank_666

 

He wasn't bad in the usual way of rushing out and dying at the start, instead he took positions that he could be useful from (and thus make you think that you'd have support) but he was completely unable to perform, at all.

yeah, that is the worst.

I saw a guy in a 50 100 do this, he could have won the game for us at any point over the span of about 6 minutes if he had pulled out with his full health tank to take ONE shot at either of two tanks that were facing away from him.  We begged and begged and begged, and he replied to us with things like "this tank doesn't have armor".

painfully, it took a very long time to even determine that he was avoiding battle.  a 50 100 spends lots of time hiding, so it doesn't raise any flags for a LONG time.

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i remember back when i was actually grinding stuff, some days I would just think that maybe I should bot to the tanks I want. Cuz playing shit tanks with pubs just isn't where the fun is.

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These two guys, running in a platoon together, and doing exactly what you would expect.  These guys are how I know that the floor for winrate is something like 30%, because even intentionally trying to throw games they still managed to win more than 3 in 10.

 

http://wotlabs.net/na/player/iamateamkiller

 

http://wotlabs.net/na/player/imateamkiller2


I have you all beat:

 

Hey, that guy's recent is like 7x his overall WN8, clearly on a massive improvement path.

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Hey, that guy's recent is like 7x his overall WN8, clearly on a massive improvement path.

that moment when double digit recent is an improvement....

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Ok so this guy hasn't played for awhile, but I actually saw him in a tank company, and he is a real person, he knew how to use the mic and everything...

 

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Something like God_Tank_666

 

He wasn't bad in the usual way of rushing out and dying at the start, instead he took positions that he could be useful from (and thus make you think that you'd have support) but he was completely unable to perform, at all.

 

And that was one of the things I (but I think the most of us) had to learn with a long series of harsh lessons. No matter who you have around you, no matter his colour, in solo matches, you're... solo.

Once this concept is acquired, it begins to go better. :sad:

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Cant recall this guys name, but Ive seen him twice on Westfield in an IS7, which he takes down to D-0 and snipes. He was last alive on the enemy team each time. Overall WR was 39%, WN8 was 15. And not a bot.

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Cant recall this guys name, but Ive seen him twice on Westfield in an IS7, which he takes down to D-0 and snipes. He was last alive on the enemy team each time. Overall WR was 39%, WN8 was 15. And not a bot.

lol... sounds about like the guy I posted.

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from other thread

 

 

according to wotlab, he can't do more worst than that

 

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2 overall win 8 with 0 recent win 8.

he is recruiter of his clan and is supreme wallet warrior, take time to think about it

 

when I first saw him in thread, he has overall win 8 of 2, now it is zero. you can't even....

 

what wotlab sig don't tell si that his hit rate is 3ish%, which is around 1 hit per 34 shot,

 

http://worldoftanks.com/community/accounts/1001132333-Gaelic_Clan_Warrior/

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he is recruiter of his clan and is supreme wallet warrior, take time to think about it

 

when I first saw him in thread, he has overall win 8 of 2, now it is zero. you can't even....

 

what wotlab sig don't tell si that his hit rate is 3ish%, which is around 1 hit per 34 shot,

 

http://worldoftanks.com/community/accounts/1001132333-Gaelic_Clan_Warrior/

 

but he has a low average tier, that rougecogne guy has an average tier of 8.56... xD

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I will say, he is actually getting better.  Was a solid 36%er when I first ran into him in beta. He is the first true terribad I became aware of through direct observation.  Skipped over all of the tiers, and failed his way through ten thousand battles in premiums.  And then bought tier 10s.  <34% in his IS-7, proving it is possible to fail spectacularly in a troll armor tank.  32% in a 62a.  
 
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How can we leave out a legend?

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