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  1. 1. Which moderator's cunt smells the worst?



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1.  It depends on the aim time of the tanks.

2.  Sold it.

3.  Stannis is the one true king, the Chosen of the Lord.

4.  Its not, but JW was even more shallow.

5.  Starcraft 2.

1. Ok.

2. omg I'd say "buy it back with your horde of -G- gold" but after the T1HT affair you'd scoff. :D

3. Mark my words, the Red God will be something sinister in the end.

4. I'll have to see it.

5. Ah. Okay, as somebody who enjoyed Warcraft 2 and Starcraft but then played Supreme Commander and has never looked back, why should I consider StarCraft 2?

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The feels when Kewei managed more dpg in his T-34-85...

./shrug

 

I average 2x as many spots per game in my heavies as he does in his lights.  And no one cares, least of all me.  DPG fetishism means nothing to me.

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Garbad, why oh why did you have to get permabanned from the main forums.

You were like the tank bible when I started in 2012.

Prophets tend to become martyrs, then and now.

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Now for some stannis porn:

 

Some of the notable commanders in westeros. by faction (living at the end of book 5):

 

TEAM ESSOS:

 

Barristan Selmy - 1 / 1

Jon Connington - 2 / 1

 

TEAM LIONROSE:

 

Randyll Tarly - 2 / 1

Jamie Lannister - 0 / 1

 

TEAM FLAYEDKRAKEN:

 

Roose Bolton - 0 / 2

Victarion Greyjoy - 0 / 1

Euron Greyjoy - ? / ?

 

THE ONE TRUE KING

 

Stannis Baratheon - 7 / 1

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Kind of puts it in perspective, doesn't it?

 

Now let's consider some specific losses for each commander.  Selmy lost to robert.  Joncon lost the battle of the bells, vs robert.  Robert was fearless and stronk, but in no wise as skilled of a commander as his little brother.  Tarly lost to stannis.  Jamie lost to robb stark (who despite his flaws did outstanding as a field commander, so no hate).  Roose lost to Tywin in a hopeless fight, and then to the mountain (possible betrayal).  Neither speaks well at all.  Big Bad Vic lost to stannis. Stannis lost to the combined attack of Tywin Lannister, Tyrion Lannister's cunning, Randall Tarly and the roses, Renly's corpse, and horrific RNG.

 

A quick summary of Stan's victories:

 

Siege of Storm's End - outlasted tarly and the roses with a small force, continually outwitted one of the best regarded commanders of his generation.  inspired his troops with fantastic loyalty and example.

 

Amphibious assault on Dragonstone - became the first commander to take one of the big 7 castles of westeros without dragons.  eliminated all loyalists in the south, including all the reach, dorne, and highgarden while vastly outnumbered.

 

Battle of Fair Isle - thrashed the best naval commanders in their own element with no experience, unleashed a brutal trap.  defeated vastly superior troops while outnumbered

 

Battle of Great Wyk - conducted a large scale mixed land/sea operation and took a major hostile city/castle.  broke the will of the notoriously warlike ironborn in a single month, their assholes still clench 17 years later at the thought

 

Battle of Castle Black - defeats an army that outnumbered him 10 to 1 with a split force encirclement.  killed motherfucking giants and the like without batting an eye.

 

Retaking of Deepwood Moote - burns the iron fleet at harbor, blinds them, burns them, takes a fort while outnumbered 2:1 with barely breaking a sweat.  this same fort was described by experienced commanders as extremely difficult to take

 

Battle of the Ice - heh

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Have you seen polottos tier 6s? Like 2800 DPG or something.

his best tier 6 with >100 games is 1700.  That's barely better than mine, much less kewei.

 

His RU numbers are legit tho.  There must be some next level chai sniping in europe.

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Garbad, you should write up a short guide to padding in the VK 30.01 P with a crew/equipment screenshot. Because I have no idea how to play that damn tank, while somehow you list it as one of your top padders. Are you just using the gun depression to alpha over hills in it?

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Are you skipping the Armageddon event this go? Not interested in the IS-5 or not interested in the bullshit fame mechanics? Saw your invite to help with missions but was doing clam wars stuff at the time, IIRC.

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Are you skipping the Armageddon event this go? Not interested in the IS-5 or not interested in the bullshit fame mechanics? Saw your invite to help with missions but was doing clam wars stuff at the time, IIRC.

For the last ~year G's clam wars fights have been during a time where I can't consistently play.  I hope they will rotate me in to whore the fame though at the end.

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For the last ~year G's clam wars fights have been during a time where I can't consistently play.  I hope they will rotate me in to whore the fame though at the end.

 

We could use you. And with the escalating FP mechanic, 2-3 nights would get you in the top 2500.

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Garbad.

 

Turkey or Ham sammich and why?

 

Also, 113 count as wedge medium?

I like both, or especially ham, turkey and bacon.  That's pretty much my staple, eat it like 3x a week.  Provolone cheese, flatbread or a good wheat bread.  Standard toppings, no salt or onions.

 

We could use you. And with the escalating FP mechanic, 2-3 nights would get you in the top 2500.

I will play.  Even when I show I haven't been picked yet.

 

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http://evenews24.com/2015/06/15/war-in-wicked-creek-massive-fight-in-f-em4q/

So I sat around for an hour waiting for this to happen, then logged.  Like 15 minutes later...  -_-

 

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Even when I show I haven't been picked yet.

 

Actually on Saturday night they tried to get you into some games but you were AFK.  Like sr said though, you can pretty much get into games from 8-10PM the rest of the week and will probably be in the top 2500 without much problem.

 

Edit:  I also formally request that you go back to your MLP avatar, or at least switch to any other GOT character.

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Thought I had missed something. Protoss and their carriers kicked ass in SC1.

 

So sad. When the cat's away..

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Actually on Saturday night they tried to get you into some games but you were AFK.  Like sr said though, you can pretty much get into games from 8-10PM the rest of the week and will probably be in the top 2500 without much problem.

 

Edit:  I also formally request that you go back to your MLP avatar, or at least switch to any other GOT character.

Make me an avatar with my old MLP pony but somehow baratheon flavor (antlers, black and yellow background, ours is the fury, etc).

 

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