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On November 3, 2015 at 3:30:00 PM, jsmoran66 said:

The basic assumption in framing the Constitution is that ALL rights and powers are vested in the people. Through the Constitution the People grant very specific and limited powers to the government. This is contrary to all (I believe) other governments up to this time which assumed ALL powers were vested in the rulers who then granted specific powers to the people. An incredible concept if you think about it, and an epic paradigm shift.

Magna Carta worked along similar lines, but was less explicit about it.  Any government that acknowledges any rights of citizens as a fundamental matter shares something similar, but of course the people being the source of the law was mostly unorecedented.  Bits of it here and there, but not rarely so explicitly.

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2 hours ago, SergeantMatt said:

I like how they call King Stannis killing a usurper who planned to kill him the next day murder, but don't call Brienne murdering the rightful King murder.

I like how they tried to have brienne use a northerner execution rite in the name of the obvious usurper renly.  Fuck that horse faced bitch.

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These Tom Holland books should they be read in an order? I am thinking I will start reading them.

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9 hours ago, Garbad said:

So which of my boys looks better:

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As it is now I'd say top. Try brightening the red on the lower one and see if the change in contrast helps. Or make him less of a paleface.

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You could try darkening the bottom guy's armor too, but because his knees are exposed they will contrast even more than they already do.

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Hi Garbad, unfortunately mister Stannis Baratheon changed his mind, he does not want to become king anymore :(

Who do you think is best fit now for ruling Westeros? In my opinion Grand maestor Pycelle would be the best candidate.

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12 minutes ago, PanzerZak said:

Hi Garbad, unfortunately mister Stannis Baratheon changed his mind, he does not want to become king anymore :(

Who do you think is best fit now for ruling Westeros? In my opinion Grand maestor Pycelle would be the best candidate.

Renly

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1 hour ago, Garbad said:

Renly

Kevan Lannister. Wanna know why? 

  1. Sockpuppet to Tywin. 
  2. Literally spent his entire life having "Family name is all that matters" hammered into his head. 
  3. Anonymous, neutral, respected, smart in his own right and significant of standing.

He rules Kings Landing, creates peace while Tywin GG's the white walker/wildling issue.

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7 minutes ago, Gashtag said:

Kevan Lannister. Wanna know why? 

  1. Sockpuppet to Tywin. 
  2. Literally spent his entire life having "Family name is all that matters" hammered into his head. 
  3. Anonymous, neutral, respected, smart in his own right and significant of standing.

He rules Kings Landing, creates peace while Tywin GG's the white walker/wildling issue.

olololololol.  Oh my sweet summer child...why don't you read a few moar prologue chapters?

So let's see:

Porne - all retards.  way to dick over spanish culture

Tyrell - shitters all.  olenna is a grossly inflated bit char being propped up as a major player for pc reasons, will get shat on soon enuf

Greyjoy - literally inbred retards.

Stark - so let's see...we have a wild toddler, a cripple, a murderer, and an amazon who thinks getting raped is empowering.  Eh, I guess I vote for the toddler.

Lannister - There are no other men like me, only me.  Get fucked all others, including the runt.

Frey - Winter is Coming.  Although Black Walder is kind of pimp, i hope he gets skullfucked last.

Arryn - zzzz.  However, Dance with me Now so they get some respect.

Baratheon - still rowing.  He's our only hope.  :/

 

So....I guess that leaves dany.  I'm a khalessi fangirl!  :C

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You forget Sauron, a decent lord with enough experience ruling. Has some fire to counter the white walkers. 

Otherwise The Hound will do well. 

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Two weeks ago I hadn't watched a single game of thrones-episode, since then I binge watched all of them. ‎‏To be honest Stannis disappointed me. Losing all battles he partakes in, suicide marching into Bolton stronghold, having a woman advising him. 

I don't think he really died though, why make a special Stannis-melody for Stannis-scenes otherwise. I hope he dumps the red woman and comes back strongly! 

Matt, Ramsay is not a nice guy. 

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32 minutes ago, PanzerZak said:

Two weeks ago I hadn't watched a single game of thrones-episode, since then I binge watched all of them. ‎‏To be honest Stannis disappointed me. Losing all battles he partakes in, suicide marching into Bolton stronghold, having a woman advising him. 

I don't think he really died though, why make a special Stannis-melody for Stannis-scenes otherwise. I hope he dumps the red woman and comes back strongly! 

Matt, Ramsay is not a nice guy. 

Book Stannis is the True King.  Fake TV stannis is an abomination.  The sad thing is the actor did a great job though.  He didn't have the physique, but added a lot of good acting to the bad writing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3s5wz2/yale_administrators_responds_to_safe_space_hands/

These children are a disgrace to university level thinking, much less Yale. 

"Who decides when speech is offensive?"

"... when it hurts me!"

Wat.

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On ‎10‎/‎23‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎44‎:‎24‎, Garbad said:

So let's talk rome total war:  divide et impera.

I'm currently playing a H/VH rome runthru as Julli.  Rome is the only true faction because its auxillia system are far better than anyone else, plus legionaries are pretty much stronker.  Terms of the deal are 6 legions, max with 1 fleet in support.  All agents and other fleets/legions are just used to tone down imperium and make money.

I've figured out the optimum layout for all 2/3/4 region setups.  Marturia is my economic stronkhold; it produces like 30k profit a turn.  Everywhere else just makes food, faster research, and enough taxes to support themselves.  All excess resources are funneled into fud so I can make my regional troop production centers as pimp as possible.

My first 3 starter legions are rome/greek hybrids.  Using italy (specialized in heavy infantry and engineers) and magna grecia (specialized in cav/archer), I supply 3x legions with:  5x thes cav, 1x cata, 1x general, 6x legionary, 5x vet legion, 2x cretian archer.  This is effectively invincible, fast to replace, and can trump literally anyone.  Everything else is flavor. I usually send them into battle one core legion and one assist legion for support.

Other centers are:

Thrace - First off, dacian horses are overrated.  They are fast, but meh quality. But everything else owns.  Rhompers smash fuckers.  With like 59 attack, 70 charge, and 40 weapon damage, they insta rout people on flanks.  They have zero armor, but that's cool because the legions can tank for them all day long.  Horse archers are nasty too -- 42 shots per fucking minute at 30 damage a shot -- I usually thin the field and get some horses behidn people and just plain murder them in the back.  Why bother with alexandrian tactics when you can volley people in seconds?  They do die easily tho.  The thracian petlasts are also not to be underestimated -- very high damage, good rof, good range, and in melee they are average quality spearmen, capable of defending themselves against cav or holding a key point.  Again, like all thracians, they die easily.  But with romans fixing and thracians flanking, its just plain murder.  They even have the 3rd highest swordsman style infantry, in case you want filler on the cheap.  Thrace is not so stronk alone, but murder in tandem with a legion.

Gaul - Poor quality archers, fun war dogs, mediocreish heavy infantry...but quite stronk medium cavs.  The best thing here is they are fast and hit hard, better for clearing out archers and one big hit from behind.  They have no staying power.  Mostly meat for when I need men to die.

Germany - Germany has the 2nd best heavy infantry (good dmg, but less def than rome), the best archers in the game, high defense heavy cavs, and acceptable support.  They are the best rounded force, suitable for working alone.  Working with an imperial legion, they are best to fill what rome can't (archers/skirmishers/horse).

Iberia - Play poorly against rome/greece/germanic heavy infantry, but do very well against the skirmisher shitters of africa and the desert.  Baelaric slingers are deadly on flanks and have infinite ammo, iberian cav is almost as good as gaulic and has javcav variants (too risky, imo), and medium infantry with high offense.  Good for high speed attacks and range, which you want down south.

Persia - godlike shock cav, good archers, and nothing else.  Shock cav are a bit too slow for my taste tho.

Africa is shitters, greece is inferior, brits are inferior, and I don't yet control the middle east.  They are inferior anyhow.  Pretty much thrace = germany > gaul/iberia/persia > shitters.

I'm trying to find this on the steam workshop.

I'm on my phone at work so it's somewhat annoying, but who was the author of the one you installed or whatever as there is at least four authors that I can see right off the start.


Thanks man.

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31 minutes ago, Nagamzor said:

I'm trying to find this on the steam workshop.

I'm on my phone at work so it's somewhat annoying, but who was the author of the one you installed or whatever as there is at least four authors that I can see right off the start.


Thanks man.

Don't use steam, google it and directly download it from the RTW website hosted mods section.  The files are so large steam struggles with them.

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18 hours ago, Garbad said:

Book Stannis is the True King.  Fake TV stannis is an abomination.  The sad thing is the actor did a great job though.  He didn't have the physique, but added a lot of good acting to the bad writing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3s5wz2/yale_administrators_responds_to_safe_space_hands/

These children are a disgrace to university level thinking, much less Yale. 

"Who decides when speech is offensive?"

"... when it hurts me!"

Wat.

Good actor indeed, deserves a come back. Further you must watch the son of the guy you posted about, you can put English subtitles on in case for some strange reason you don't understand Netherlandish: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86KllYhG-s

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30 minutes ago, PanzerZak said:

Good actor indeed, deserves a come back. Further you must watch the son of the guy you posted about, you can put English subtitles on in case for some strange reason you don't understand Netherlandish: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86KllYhG-s

Netherlandishian sounds like a dialect of elvish.  THEREFORE in the fourth age the sons of duriel the high preistlord did embark upon an entmoot, or hijertian, to put the one true king back on the throne of dwarfstone, that is, iron.

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On 9.11.2015, 23:52:47, PanzerZak said:

Two weeks ago I hadn't watched a single game of thrones-episode, since then I binge watched all of them. ‎‏To be honest Stannis disappointed me. Losing all battles he partakes in, suicide marching into Bolton stronghold, having a woman advising him. 

I don't think he really died though, why make a special Stannis-melody for Stannis-scenes otherwise. I hope he dumps the red woman and comes back strongly! 

Matt, Ramsay is not a nice guy. 

Unfortunately an official HBO book on the great houses of Weisseroff confirms that he is dead.

http://watchersonthewall.com/game-of-thrones-the-noble-houses-of-westeros-a-review/#more-50535

 

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