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Russian Time Travelling Hacks - ALL THE GARAGES!

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Comrade tankers, we face a time of great change: when whackamoles have been whacked, when Tier 5 HEAT derpers receive a derping, and when accuracy mechanics now mean that you can actually hit a weakspot if you aim for it. As we move forward from the 8.6 Revolution, we understand that there are those amongst us who have become nostalgic, who yearn for the good old days when shots flew outside the reticule, when M4 potato-platoons could carry 99% of the time, and especially when arty can whack a unicorn waltzing at 50km/h. It is those tankers for whom we call our unicorn time travel haxes for, as we race back into the past to retrieve copies of garages that have come and gone. It is our hopes that such memorabilia will bring all our comrades to accept the ever-progressing present, such that we may further develop enhanced agricultural methods for the harvest of arty tears together.


Exhibit A - Unicum

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Exhibit B - Unicorn

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Know the difference.


With the destruction of the pubbies' last bastion of hope, there is now nothing that can withstand the power of the unicorns. E-75s become invincible when using tactics such as the so-called sidescrape. BatChats may flex and deliver whole clips without being LOLoneshot from low orbit. Even the M46 potato can abuse terrain and take hulldown positions fearlessly. And of course, the T-54 can do everything better because it is Russian. Waves upon waves of purple platoons now ravage this World of Tanks, ripping apart the scrublets left and right, up and down, upside down and through the rear for extra butt-hurt. The eternal sea of red grows more crimson with each passing hour as it becomes flooded with the blood of infantile seals, whose despairing death throes can be heard from coast to coast.

Join us then in savouring old memories, and creating new ones, as we transcend from the Unicorn Era to the Age of Alicorns!

Hint: Click on ALL the spoilers for more text.


New year garage:


None shall forget the darkest days of the bitter winter of 1941. With the fascist hordes just outside the iron gates of Moscow,
they were in front of us, behind us, to the left and right of us.


They will not get away this time.

Celebrate the imminent destruction of box-tanks with this winter-themed new-year garage as we turn the pages of history from
1941 to 1942, just as we turn the tides of war. With centralized production improved by the Five Year Plan for the national
economy of the Soviet Union, industrial output has increased tenfold throughout the year, and we swear upon the Stalingrad
Tractor Factory that we will not rest until the Final Victory!



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Download:
http://www.mediafire..._garage_8.6.rar




Apr 12 anniversary garage:


To celebrate our second year of pubstomping all the capitalist potato-tanks and fascist box-tanks, WarGaming has released another outdoor garage for all players, probably located in one of the Soviet Union's many satellite states...


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But a quick scan of the flags hanging around the scene reveals that there is a complete lack of representation for the great Union of Soviet Socialist Republics! Clearly this is undeliable evidence of WarGaming's American Bias! This slight against the Soviet Union will not be tolerated! As such, we immediately carried out a redecorating operation, tore down each and every one of those flags, and replaced them with the Red Banner of the proletarian peoples. Now this is a real anniversary garage and a true cause for celebration!


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Potato download:
http://www.mediafire..._garage_8.6.rar

Soviet download:
http://www.mediafire..._8.6_Soviet.rar




Apr 26 Asian garage:


Ever wonder where unicorns receive their magical powers? It was recently discovered during the SEA server's 1st anniversary that unicorns often meditate at the Far East Temple of Lyf Ting and Hoy Sting, praying for wisdom that only the gods of Val Hal La can grant. A unicorn could be found lying under a tree for hours, becoming one with the earth and the heavens in order to unravel the secrets of the universe. This famous temple has a history of over a thousand years and was founded by Master Gar Bad, who perfected the art of Sta Pad. Disciples would travel far from distant lands to study here, hailing from renowned schools as Gii, Rel Ick, and Eye Oh See.


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Unfortunately, by the looks of the flags, the temple has fallen into imperialist hands. 1 minute and 42 seconds later, it was
reclaimed in the name of the Soviet Union.



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Potato download:
http://www.mediafire..._garage_8.6.rar

Soviet download:
http://www.mediafire..._8.6_Soviet.rar




May 1 potato garage:


Another one of WarGaming's outdoor garages that turned out to be an abomination. Once again they flaunt their blatant American Bias in broad daylight for all players to see! This garage is one thoroughly desecrated by the filthy presence of capitalist-potato tanks, that which publicly display a vulgar and excessively revealing amount of carbohydrates! Comrade Marx looks upon this garage with disdain, and the Great and Everlasting Party has only permitted this to be archived here for pure historical purposes. In no way do we encourage or support the usage of this pathetic excuse of a military parade, and as such we have not wasted Red Banners in redecorating here.


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Potato download:
http://www.mediafire..._garage_8.6.rar




May 9 Soviet garage:


In a remarkable act of redemption, WarGaming releases a politically correct garage depicting the Final Victory of the eternal Red Army! Truly a much more appropriate celebratory garage for the working public! It even includes the flag of the Soviet Union, so no redecorating is required here. Enjoy the spectacular fireworks, feel free to burn boxes for campfires, and praise the people's army in their fight for the future. The fate of our nation is sealed by our bravery, and honour and glory shall be our reward!


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Download:
http://www.mediafire..._garage_8.6.rar


 

 

(Self-sealing posts and no image limit? Best forum ever!)

 

 

July 4 celebration garage:


As we relive old memories, we now turn our eyes to what is to come. Embrace the future with this never-before-seen garage, which seems to depict the conquering of America - the Land of Potatoes. This is a great chance to study the exotic advertisement boards and the strange architecture, which seem to be inspired by... fascist box-tanks? Bring out your tinfoil ushankas, comrades! And of course, WarGaming steps in again and messes up the flags... again.


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Well, nothing a bit of redecorating cannot fix. We even put up some Party-approved balloons ranging from gold to crimson. Fortunately the fireworks were already red, because those would have been difficult to change. Soviet power reigns supreme once again, and soon the Unionization of the workers of the world shall be complete! And now, we officially rename this city: New Leningrad!


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Potato download:
http://www.mediafire..._garage_8.6.rar


Soviet download:
http://www.mediafire..._8.6_Soviet.rar





My Little Pony garage:


Dear Comrade Stalin,

Today we learned that garages are an essential part of World of Tanks.

More importantly, however, we learned that sometimes kind words and proper advice does not work with pubscrubs. In the end, one must hoist the team and drag all of those potato-suckers kicking and screaming to the victory line. Fortunately, with the Magic of Platoonship, this daunting task becomes that much easier. Playing with unicorn comrades makes the game more fun for everyone as we compete for damage and tears. Nothing can compare to the euphoric experience of hearing the seals cry, "SHIT! DAMN! HAX!", to which we reply, "LOL WE LIFT".

Your faithful conscript,
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Download:
http://www.mediafire..._garage_8.6.rar





Notice: Having travelled through the space-time continuum, the garages may be slightly altered from their original forms.

InStalination Instructions:
Unpack contents of .rar file into the res_mods/[game version] folder.
The appropriate directories have already been generated, assuming that the folders do not exist already.
If switching between garages, delete all components of the previous garage before inStalination.
Failure to do so may cause inexplicable side effects which may or may not be desirable.


It only takes Five Year minutes!

Good Soviet tankists should also read these:
http://forum.worldof...ous_exposition/




"But comrade commissar, does it come with the Russian music too?"
Of course, you silly conscript!


"And and and... what about the ponies?"
Friendship is Magic!


"Does it even include the pony voices?"
Right here, comrade!




Free free to discuss how these garages affect your gameplay.

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Question about the garage mods:

I used to run the May 9th garage, but I also wanted to use Locastan's two-row garage set up. I installed the carousel, but it broke the May 9 garage. Is there something I need to do to get both the May 9 garage and the two row carousel working? I know it's possible, since I've seen screenshots of garage mods with Locastan's installed.

 

Note: This happened during 8.5, and I know about how the materials for the garages were deleted during 8.6, so I'm basically wanting to get it all fixed up now.

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Question about the garage mods:

I used to run the May 9th garage, but I also wanted to use Locastan's two-row garage set up. I installed the carousel, but it broke the May 9 garage. Is there something I need to do to get both the May 9 garage and the two row carousel working? I know it's possible, since I've seen screenshots of garage mods with Locastan's installed.

 

Note: This happened during 8.5, and I know about how the materials for the garages were deleted during 8.6, so I'm basically wanting to get it all fixed up now.

 

Shows us the download for the two-row carousel you are using. Ensure that the version is the same as yours. We'll test it.

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Shows us the download for the two-row carousel you are using. Ensure that the version is the same as yours. We'll test it.

 

I used http://worldof-tanks.com/8-4-two-rowed-tank-carousel-mod-by-locastan/

But it's alright now! I did another full reinstall and it works again, just the way I like it! I guess I just potato'd when I did it the first time around or something.

 

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