Overlord seeks reroll/sock puppet Minions v2.0

[Garbad 10,517]

I want to earn a free tank, but am not willing to reroll on my own.  But tons of you bads are, so I figured I may as well exploit you.  So which of you lucky pubbies gets to be one of the 4 people who I harvest rewards off of?  Your rewards include access to G ts/stronks, invites to my platoons, and so on to assist you in grinding out my rewards.  Only rerolls or inactive accounts may apply.  I don't really care if you are a shitter or not, as long as you are active.

 

Who is down?

 

 

[Gashtag 12,000]

Me.

[Garbad 10,517]

Me.

Excellent.  Send me email or acct name and ill invite.

[17_Pounder 0]

Me too.

[Garbad 10,517]

Me too.

k pm me please

[tomhwk 923]

You will play with me? :^)

[SilverTaler 10]

Send me a pm.

[SilverTaler 10]

Send me a PM

[Garbad 10,517]

This program is horrible.  So far, I have seen:

 

- New Invites must be to a virgin, unregistered email.  If they make an account but don't play yet, it doesn't work.

- If you haven't played in too long, your acct can be blocked.  These people can't be re invited.  Evidently, this blocking can also be triggered by not playing since before the server split and perhaps other factors.  All I know is WG blocks at least some inactive accts for no obvious reasons.

- I can't view progress at all, it says I am blocked from viewing that page.

 

Just plain shoddy.  But I want my tank.

[allenmark00 199]

I am, feel free to PM me.

[Tedster59 989]

- I can't view progress at all, it says I am blocked from viewing that page.

 

once the "recruit" logs in and plays a battle, the page unlocks.  I'd sign up if I hadn't already made my account

[Garbad 10,517]

Ok, I need one more quality re roll willing to buy a t8 premium.  Preferably a rich one who will free exp straight to a tier 10 on your quest to farm dark purple.

[Siimcy 3,522]

Ok, I need one more quality re roll willing to buy a t8 premium.  Preferably a rich one who will free exp straight to a tier 10 on your quest to farm dark purple.

 

 

Buy me a FVM50t and I'm in.(Not the free exping part)

[Garbad 10,517]

I should try to dual box.  I bet I could still get blue status playing two tanks at the same time.

[Tedster59 989]

I bet there are some people who would pay to see that

[Lieutenant_Peter 24]

If you can buy me a Fcm 50t I will grind up to tier 10 in a new acc

[Garbad 10,517]

I used to quad box eve with no software assist; I would just very rapidly tab through widows.  I got pretty gud at it, and I started doing pretty complex things, including having each of the 5 do different things (ie, not in sight of each other to make it easier to control as a group).  Then I started doing 5x eve clients and 1x gw2 client all at the same time, complete with ts and mumble both running at the same time (I would listen to 2x platoons at once in each separate game).  It was pretty intense.

 

Then one day my roommate and a friend (both gamers) walked in and caught me doing it without me knowing they were there (very few irl people even know I game, much less that I'm...well..garbad).  They freaked out.  They said it was inhuman watching a person concentrate and move that fast over so many completely different things.  They were honestly disturbed.

 

So I hid my gaming....talents....like a horrible porn fetish, and have never let anyone watch me play since.  There are some things man is just not meant to see.

[ZXrage 1,318]

I used to quad box eve with no software assist; I would just very rapidly tab through widows.  I got pretty gud at it, and I started doing pretty complex things, including having each of the 5 do different things (ie, not in sight of each other to make it easier to control as a group).  Then I started doing 5x eve clients and 1x gw2 client all at the same time, complete with ts and mumble both running at the same time (I would listen to 2x platoons at once in each separate game).  It was pretty intense.

 

Then one day my roommate and a friend (both gamers) walked in and caught me doing it without me knowing they were there (very few irl people even know I game, much less that I'm...well..garbad).  They freaked out.  They said it was inhuman watching a person concentrate and move that fast over so many completely different things.  They were honestly disturbed.

 

So I hid my gaming....talents....like a horrible porn fetish, and have never let anyone watch me play since.  There are some things man is just not meant to see.

I'm pretty sure a lot of us would like to see that.

[Garbad 10,517]

 

Sigh, so tedious fighting off armies of fangirls mobbing outside my door every day.

[Shinma 296]

I used to quad box eve with no software assist; I would just very rapidly tab through widows.  I got pretty gud at it, and I started doing pretty complex things, including having each of the 5 do different things (ie, not in sight of each other to make it easier to control as a group).  Then I started doing 5x eve clients and 1x gw2 client all at the same time, complete with ts and mumble both running at the same time (I would listen to 2x platoons at once in each separate game).  It was pretty intense.

 

Then one day my roommate and a friend (both gamers) walked in and caught me doing it without me knowing they were there (very few irl people even know I game, much less that I'm...well..garbad).  They freaked out.  They said it was inhuman watching a person concentrate and move that fast over so many completely different things.  They were honestly disturbed.

 

So I hid my gaming....talents....like a horrible porn fetish, and have never let anyone watch me play since.  There are some things man is just not meant to see.

Eve multibox isn't anything super unique. 3+ active Combat multibox starts to get more rare/fleetfight slideshow. 

 

If you're claiming you're running 4x active combat in under 20 (not including cloaky scout or falcon alt), I'm calling vid or stfu

[Garbad 10,517]

Eve multibox isn't anything super unique. 3+ active Combat multibox starts to get more rare/fleetfight slideshow. 

 

If you're claiming you're running 4x active combat in under 20 (not including cloaky scout or falcon alt), I'm calling vid or stfu

It was pve, and I didn't use software assist.  PvP I never did more than 2 clients.  In any event, I couldn't give a fuck what you believe.

__________________________________________

 

So check this shit out:

 

 

~260k (running fuds!) and 42k exp in 8 games. 

 

Victory!

Map: Winter Himmelsdorf

Vehicle: T-34-3

Exp: 10,418 (x3 for the first victory each day)  Credits: 82,710

Battle achievements: Top Gun, Reaper, Mastery Badge: "1st Class"

Mission completed! Reward:

Added: Large First Aid Kit (x1), Manual Fire Extinguisher (x2), Small First Aid Kit (x2), Small Repair Kit (x6), Large Repair Kit (x1)

Repairs:    -6 978  

Ammunition:    -13 325  

Consumables:    -20 000  

Total:    42 407      WN8: 5 239 (100)

 

I was getting ~4k exp a game bonus from platooning with a minion.  I gained 10% on my 4th skill crew in only 8 games.  Taylor earned ~30k exp for me, so in 4 days I'll net another 1 mil for free.  Its pretty lucrative if you can find a reroll to farm with.  Not gonna lie if I wasn't in G I would spam invites to bulba to harvest rewards each time they rerolled.  Its bank.

[t___a 139]

On a slightly unrelated note does anyone know if you happen to have an alt account that has tier 10s if you can just sell one of them and buy it back you still get the T95?

[Shinma 296]

 Then I started doing 5x eve clients and 1x gw2 client all at the same time, complete with ts and mumble both running at the same time (I would listen to 2x platoons at once in each separate game).  It was pretty intense.

 

 

It was pve, and I didn't use software assist.  PvP I never did more than 2 clients.  In any event, I couldn't give a fuck what you believe.

 

 

So what you're saying is you tried to hype ice mining or plexing, and threw in ts to make it sound special.  

[Garbad 10,517]

So what you're saying is you tried to hype ice mining or plexing, and threw in ts to make it sound special.  

Mining for is for bots.  Never plexed at all.

Also, bad news.  It seems that playing on an inactive alt doesn't generate rewards.  You have to actually platoon with your minions, and that sucks.  :/

 

I think I'll just wait for gash to buy a t10; hopefully that will get me the tank.

[Garbad 10,517]

Are you a rerolling blunicum stat whore?

Will you buy an IS-6 and spam APCR every game?

Do you like getting massive exp bonuses?

Do you want to platoon with Garbad?

 

SIGN UP TODAY! \o/

[Stige 103]

I used to quad box eve with no software assist; I would just very rapidly tab through widows.  I got pretty gud at it, and I started doing pretty complex things, including having each of the 5 do different things (ie, not in sight of each other to make it easier to control as a group).  Then I started doing 5x eve clients and 1x gw2 client all at the same time, complete with ts and mumble both running at the same time (I would listen to 2x platoons at once in each separate game).  It was pretty intense.

 

Then one day my roommate and a friend (both gamers) walked in and caught me doing it without me knowing they were there (very few irl people even know I game, much less that I'm...well..garbad).  They freaked out.  They said it was inhuman watching a person concentrate and move that fast over so many completely different things.  They were honestly disturbed.

 

So I hid my gaming....talents....like a horrible porn fetish, and have never let anyone watch me play since.  There are some things man is just not meant to see.

 

A SOUL MATE!!!

 

I remember running 5x EVE once on two monitors because we found a Wyvern and few Chimeras outside a POS in lowsec just when Hics were released.

We were lacking people so I had my main in a Phobos, my own alt in a Helios that found them, I logged my friends account for a Dominix, another one for a Navy Mega and my second alt for a Thanatos.

 

In the end I think we killed 2 Chimeras and some other random ships, the Wyvern was too hard to block from getting inside the POS even with a Nano Machariel with us.

 

And to just add things up, I was always the FC aswell.

 

My god I miss those time, back when the game was still good :<

Basicly always had atleast 2 clients running, usually 3.

 

Sorry for the derailing.