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a lil something i whiped up today =D

 

 Ode to FG_ *

There once was a dude called Fireguard
Who said some harsh words to the Seatards

Then Mod Mick pulled out his red
crayon real quick
And said from the forums i kick

No no said his fans
FG you cannot ban
For the forums will become really bland
You don't understand it will be as boring as wham

Why yes i can for i am a mod Not a mortal man
Any more crap and this thread will be canned
said Mick42 with red  crayon in hand.

 

*this may not be technically classed as an ode

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Not being carried by his Panza buddies??

 

Only a small select number of numb nut AVANT people do that, not the rest of PANZAC's.

 

All the good ones left to join DPS

 

Except me of course... :(

 

But yes, somewhat correct, but not totally, we still have 11 players of good Tourney dudes in regularly and a bunch of other pretty decent guys, then less decent, then people like me.

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o and i can neg you all. happy days.

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a lil something i whiped up today =D

 

 Ode to FG_ *

There once was a dude called Fireguard

Who said some harsh words to the Seatards

Then Mod Mick pulled out his red

crayon real quick

And said from the forums i kick

No no said his fans

FG you cannot ban

For the forums will become really bland

You don't understand it will be as boring as wham

Why yes i can for i am a mod Not a mortal man

Any more crap and this thread will be canned

said Mick42 with red  crayon in hand.

 

*this may not be technically classed as an ode

Red crayola holds no power here! 

So I assume you guys will be staying around here because the sea forums a shit.

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So I assume you guys will be staying around here because the sea forums a shit.

yep

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Wow, are the pubs there seriously that terrible? Like even worse than NA?

 

I feel for you guys.

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Wow, are the pubs there seriously that terrible? Like even worse than NA?

 

I feel for you guys.

 

 

Pubs bad, forums worse.. Over Modding FTW!!!

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Pubs bad, forums worse.. Over Modding FTW!!!

 

Explain please what forum and modding mean. More trolls?

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Explain please what forum and modding mean. More trolls?

 

Look on SEA forums and look at the effing posts that people make.........

 

Also, look out for a mod called Mick42.

Overused red crayon.

No more fun poasts from Fireguard or others because those who do an entertaining shitpoast always gets ROed on the spot for at least 7 days.

 

Ask one of the Koalas if you could borrow their account for a day and just try solopubbing in T7+

If you can maintain calm during pub matches then you must have been blessed with some sort of tolerance to stupidity.

Many say EU/NA pubbies are bad, trust me, you haven't been on SEA...........

You can't even scold them for being stupid because they are either a bot or will reply in boxes/extremely broken English that makes no sense at all.

 

e.g

 

Me: T29 can you go back and defend??

Pub #1 (T29): No, stop tell me what I do.

Me: They are gonna cap us out if you don't go back and it will be a loss.......

Pub #1: dont care, shutup

Pub #2: [][][] 555+ [][]

Me: Can you PLEASE go back since you are just sitting there and doing nothing??

Pub #1: no, i dont want listen to tard

Me: -.-

Pub #2: *spams 'Help!' command in chat and proceeds to die while poking out into enemy fire.

 

We proceed to get capped and the T29 eventually crawls back to base to find that there are 2 scouts capping.

Cap counter was at 20 when he got there, he shot 3 or 4 times, all missed stationary targets and we lost because they capped us out..........

 

SEAlife ftw.

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Wow. That is. Just. Awful.

 

Lots of "I play for fun" attitude and "WR doesn't matter" players there.

 

Does that mean I can easily gain 60% WR? What's the correlation WR levels between NA and SEA players? (Like 48% NA pub plays like 53% WR pub in SEA)

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Ezz needs to make an account already.

 

Done.

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Wow. That is. Just. Awful.

 

Lots of "I play for fun" attitude and "WR doesn't matter" players there.

 

Does that mean I can easily gain 60% WR? What's the correlation WR levels between NA and SEA players? (Like 48% NA pub plays like 53% WR pub in SEA)

 

Platooned, Yes.

 

Solo, Yes.

 

But both methods are still frustrating.

 

60 is very easy.

botek9 in DPS has soloed 80-90% of his battles on SEA in facist bawks tanks and still has 60+ W/R.

 

 

You might get a really good W/R, but in the process of getting there there won't be any joy.

This is coming from someone who thought the exact same thing when I first transferred.

 

Every win in a pub match is like: 'meh, I carried again'

Every loss is like: 'can't carry all these [][][] 555+ tards'.

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Platooning should be a lot less stressful though. You got three capable tankers capable of changing the fate of the battle.

 

Wow. Most battle is carrying, that is really scary.

 

What about the clan wars diplomatic relationships there? Anything similar to Sneaky (S-A-S) sort of stuff? Any huge wars going on similar to NA's "Purple Dawn" as propagandized by KingAlphyn?

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Why didn't any of you baddies set up the stats integration to the SEA server?

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Why didn't any of you baddies set up the stats integration to the SEA server?

They just did.

 

Go see Allurai/Hackurai.

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Why didn't any of you baddies set up the stats integration to the SEA server?

 

 

As in we all got our NA stats??

 

NVM Its working now..

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They just did.

 

Go see Allurai/Hackurai.

 

I mean under the avatars. Note fire70 and my stats show... while it appears the system is trying to grab yoru stats from NA - hence not showing any.

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Platooning should be a lot less stressful though. You got three capable tankers capable of changing the fate of the battle.

 

Wow. Most battle is carrying, that is really scary.

 

What about the clan wars diplomatic relationships there? Anything similar to Sneaky (S-A-S) sort of stuff? Any huge wars going on similar to NA's "Purple Dawn" as propagandized by KingAlphyn?

 

Platooning means 3 purples carrying 12 red sub 50%ers.

Nothing changes, still have to carry as basically you can think that it's you and your 2 buddies vs 15 tards on the enemy team with your team being non-existent.

Ask a guy called UncleDolfy on NA, he transferred to SEA and then ragequit to re-roll on NA.

 

CW is a state of gold farming campfest with big clans forming alliances to farm gold and out chip the smaller clans.

This can be seen with the Central Alliance (I-A-F, UAD, SNTR, PCAFV) controlling the West and the MP Alliance (MP/SMP, FURY, 1B, GBH, PANZAC) controlling the East.

 

Smaller Clans tend to go for the scraps and go on pillaging runs.

 

Dunno what's gonna happen with Campaigns coming in though.

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